#ohm looks way too good dressed like that. it’s illegal!!!

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Text OC List (;

# Agatha - Centuries old hag who leads a people eating cult and is a big ol’ bitch. Probably gay, and definitely very angry. Only has one arm but she needs zero to fuck you up. Hates humans more than anything in the world and her main goal in life is to make them into cattle. # Beckett Ybarra - Arsonist who spent most of his life in a hospital bed. Eats trash and wants to abolish all government. Virgin con artist with inexplicable luck. Has a good heart but would rather tip portapotties. He has something he wants to show you, and you know it’s gonna be weird but you agree anyway. It’s a mummified dog in a jar. # Belle C. D'eux - Aka Bellerophon. Powerful 5'0" witch who’s the most spoiled little rich bitch you’ll ever meet. Sneakily shitty, manipulative, and controlling. Mostly romances old men. He runs a PETA-like organization that kills werewolves with a front of saving them. Thinks his dead mom’s ghost is living in his porcelain doll. # Ciel Volkov - Farmboy born to a family of nine, with a Russian immigrant and a celebrity chef for parents. Trans man. Hacks computers and suffers from time paradoxes. Misuses slang and memes to make people groan. Laughing While Dying. # Cosmo Vonnegut - Demigirl. Little lonely loser who loves lizards. Plays melodica and eats sandwiches by herself in the park. She can “talk” to objects and gain their memories. Goofy and clumsy and not allowed to cook because she’s beyond terrible at it. # Grimalda Ueda - 400 year old clairvoyant vampire. Lesbian trans woman who doesn’t very much care for men. Extremely talented and smug, and is definitely better than you but is too polite to say it. Dresses like she’s still in Victorian England, and it just works! She looks great. # Jasper Ueda - Nearly-400 year old pathokinetic vampire. Gay as fuck, loves bugs, is probably covered in spiders. A total ho. Trapped in contract hell and wants to eat the rich. Hyper-competent and judging the hell out of you. Let’s not be friends. # Kaimana Ohme - He was a sk8er boi, she said cya l8r boy, he was way too gay for her. Legitimately the nicest dude ever, loves Weed, loves his two moms. He’s a blast to write because he’s a bro and says “bruh” a lot. A big crybaby who just wants everyone to get along. # Louisiana Gray - Anxious goth bitch who loves to yell. Pukes over the littlest things, but will fight anyone and anything. Very gay and loves girls. Self-destructive and addicted to pills. Bitchy ballerina who was hella abused and is hella mad about it. # Moe St. Clair - Burnout kleptomaniac that steals garden gnomes and road signs and other specific things. Cryptid hunter looking to befriend Bigfoot, and he doesn’t care that people don’t believe him. Eccentric inventor, preferably in his nana’s basement. Can see auras and thinks yours is pretty. # Mordecai Finn - Born from a curse, he is a monstrous being that isn’t supposed to exist. But like. He’s an English teacher that takes care of stray cats and loves to read. He craves human flesh and does a very good job ignoring it. Can and will reluctantly bring about the apocalypse. # Mortimer Santiago - Nonbinary shy guy who writes fanfics about people he knows. In Sci-Fi stuff, he’s an android, but otherwise just loves robots. Very efficient but very odd. Falls in love very easily. Doesn’t tell anyone about himself because he doesn’t think about it. # Murphy Urquhart - My main bitch. Genderfluid witch who isn’t very good at witching and speaks to things that nobody else can. Wears your grandma’s clothes but makes it sexy. Will tell you everything your cat loves about you. Will befriend you if you need a friend. Will cut you if you need to be cut. # Persephone D'eux - The world’s tiniest lesbian. Hates shoes and strange men. Befriends street rats, covers everything she owns in the color red, dances ballet perfectly. She’s very quick to pick up on things, so she’s a lil’ supernatural private investigator. ONLY call her Persy, she will only tell you once. # Razzy Chancelier - Disowned rich boy, art ho, backdoor illegal medic for those who need it. Very stoic and cold but is actually a big ball of depression. Recovering anorexic who struggles a lot. He’s my oc that my friends nominated as having The Most Big Dick Energy. # Thane Cooke - Albino pacifist with a big heart. The perfect shoulder to cry on, will make out if you need it, no strings attached. Insanely good at fighting games. A big ol’ flirt, but just loves feeling loved and making people feel loved. Lil’ nervous cupid boy. In modern settings, he’s a professional gamer who hides his face in streams. # Trent Travis - The world’s most disgusting werewolf. Loves making people uncomfortable and gets off to girls telling him to go fuck himself. Professional chef and he WILL spit in your food. “you don’t know true scum until you’ve rped with trent” - critter, 5 may 2016 # Vinyl Jo - Mysterious shapeshifter who can and will fuck with people for no reason. Very opinionated but isn’t loud about it unless it involves pop punk. Figure skates and makes horrifying sculptures. Only loves his brothers and will fist fight them on the daily.

# Gutterfucks - Friend group consisting of Ciel, Beck, Thane, Kai, Felix, and Kurtis. The latter three are big ol’ potheads and the former three are just rambunctious boys, and put together, they do a lot of stupid shit. The first four have a band, with the last two are their groupies. They like to go camping and smash shit in the woods.