#once finals are done imma write a rant about sex

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The Spanish Princess 2x04 Reaction

Oh, sweet Jesus did this episode piss me the HELL OFF!! Get ready everybody because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Meg marrying Angus:

All she had to was wait until her son was of age to rule! Now she done lost her regency all because she couldn’t wait to get her back blown out:

 Angus: “You will write to your brother for his help?”

Meg: “I will do more than that. I will write to Catherine.”

Me:

God the fake feminism is so cringy! Just kill me already.

Catherine sending Howard after Meg despite the fact that Henry told her not to:

Anne Hastings almost shooting Maggie and William:

Wolsey playing matchmaker for Henry and Anne:

Ok, seriously, why are they making Henry out to be a selfish dickhead who didn’t give a shit about his sisters?! He fucking wrote to Meg begging her to bring her, and her children’s asses to England so they wouldn’t be killed:

Henry when Catherine told him she had Howard fetch Meg:

This bitch just don’t listen does she? All she’s doing is creating even more problems, not solving the ones they already have:

Henry on the inside the entire time:

Daddy Stafford looking might fine once again:

Wolsey and Catherine at the council meeting:

Catherine getting salty cause Lina and Oviedo ain’t got time for no bullshit drama to gossip about:

Bitch get the fuck outta here with your bullshit:

Henry when Catherine once again tries to force him to have sex with her:

Now she wanna get mad cause he doesn’t have sex with her ass:

Lina when Catherine demanded that she tell her what people were gossiping about:

You better listen to her Catherine cause you ain’t gonna like what you wanna hear:

Then this bitch gonna go on, and insult her mentally ill sister:

Henry when he realized that Catherine didn’t bleed on their wedding night:

Catherine, honey, I know you’re trying to take “control” of the situation (aka his affair), but Imma need you to learn how to read the room. Because this man is making it very clear that he don’t give a fuck about how you feel, or whether or not you approve of him having an affair:

Like seriously! This is Henry’s body language throughout the whole conversation:

Georgie is killing it in this scene. She got me crying right alongside her:

Give her back her babies you assholes!!

Howard: “You’re a fucking she wolf!”

Me:

She still a dumbass tho, but she’s Lucy from Narnia so I’ll let it slide.

Why is Maggie going so hard for Catherine?! She ain’t do nothing but get Maggie in trouble because of her bullshit ass lies:

Fake feminism once again!

Wolsey when he saw that Maggie’s plan worked:

MARY I IS BORN!:

Wait a minute...are they seriously making Catherine and Henry disappointed about her birth?! Are you fucking kidding me:

Get ready for the ranting in 3..2..1:

HENRY AND CATHERINE WERE NOT DISSAPOINTED THAT MARY WASN’T A BOY! THEY WERE FUCKING DELIGHTFUL, EXCITED, HAPPY, AND MOST OF ALL WERE EXTREMLEY THANKFUL THAT THEY FINALLY HAD A HEALTHY LIVING CHILD AFTER 4 PREGNANCIES, WHERE THERE WAS NOTHING BUT DEAD BABIES. THEY WERE NOT HOPEFUL ABOUT THIS PREGNANCY BEING A SUCCESFUL ONE, SO THEY WENT INTO IT WITH LITTLE TO NO HOPE AT ALL OF IT SUCCEEDING. GRANTED HENRY WAS A LITTLE UPSET THAT MARY WAS A GIRL, BUT HE WAS FUCKING HAPPY TO FINALLY HAVE A LIVING CHILD. HELL, MARY WAS THE 16TH CENTURY VERSION OF A RAINBOW BABY, AND IF ANYTHING HE SAW HER BIRTH AS A SIGN THAT IF THEY COULD HAVE A HEALTHY BABY GIRL THEN THEY COULD HAVE SONS! WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHOWRUNNERS WRITING IT AS IF THEY WERE EXTREMELY DISSAPOINTED ABOUT HER BIRTH?! WHY?!!!

Ok, let me calm down now:

They’re really going through with making Catherine a deadbeat mother:

Then this bitch got the nerve to snap at Lina, claiming that it’s her fault Henry is distancing himself from her because she accused him of cheating on her. And had it not been for Lina “shamelessly listening to such gossip” then Henry wouldn’t be mad at her:

Here I go about to rant again. BITCH YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS DEMANDING THAT LINA TELL YOU WHAT PEOPLE WERE GOSSIPING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WANT IT TO BE TRUE. YOU KNEW WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT, YOU JUST DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEVE IT. THEN YOU WANNA CLAIM THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO THE GOSSIPING AS IF SHE WAS SOME SCHOOLGIRL WHO WAS SO EAGER TO HEAR WHAT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT. WHEN IN ACTUALITY SHE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR ASS FROM THESE RUMORS, BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE PAIN IT WOULD CAUSE YOU. YOU DUMB, SELFISH, DISRESPECTFUL ASS BITCH:

Catherine walking in on Henry having sex with Bessie:

Me throughout that whole scene:

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Karma got your ass real quick, Catherine. You sitting up here claiming Lina was intentionally trying to hurt you, when the only one who was really hurting you was your other lady-in-waiting Elizabeth ‘Bessie” Motherfucking Blount:

That’s all I got to say for this episode. It was shit. Pure and utter shit. The 2x05 review is gonna be even worse because this show KEEPS GETTING WORSE! My final words ladies and gentlemen: