#our dumb man who doesn't understand internet lingo

[the-phantom-author]

Since we’re in agreement that Hasan doesn’t know what soft launching is, maybe him dating someone a bit younger who is more in touch with online lingo (streamer!gf who keeps him in the know with things lol) and he goes on stream one night and is like “chat, as you know there’s been rumors going around but I’m just making it clear now that I’m in a relationship with *firstname* *lastname* and we’re happy!” And your chat starts telling you he full on hard launched y’all while you’ve been doing soft launch stuff forever on your insta😭😭😭😭 so you go to him streaming and are like ???? What happened to soft launch???? And he’s like dw!! I did! 😁😁😚😚 so it ends up you and him looking at examples of soft launches and hard launches on TikTok and he just kisses you out of nowhere and it gos viral on twit and tt with fans calling it your soft launch🥹

He’s so serious he’s like “yeah I’m with YN, she’s also a content creator” etc etc meanwhile you’re so aesthetic and carefully planning the little hints of Hasan you show. Wearing his jacket, matching nails, taking a mirror selfie in his bedroom, his shadow in pictures on sunny days etc etc

Bless his heart🩷🩷🩷🩷

It'd be like nine or so months into the relationship. You're at you're place, chilling for once, and you have Hasan's stream on in the background. That's when you hear him say it and you immediately start to head to his place. The minute you see him it's just an "Ayo Hasan, what the fuck?" He's just sitting there, still on stream like "what, in soft launching, like we discussed last night." Truly, an idiot.

Queue you lecturing him on what soft launching is for the next hour, hour and a half. The whole streams right after he kisses you. He does spend the rest of the night trying to make it up to you.