#probably the worst dä post I've ever done but whatever

[mcrmadness]

Misheard DÄ lyrics thread

Okay so me starting this might be bit weird for you all because my native language is Finnish so there’s plenty of explaining I need to do in order to make people understand what it’s all about, and I don’t know if it will still make any sense, let alone funny. But I will try. Maybe you all will laugh me out of court but in that case... no can do.

And also - I am still learning German and with most lyrics I have absolutely no clue what is going on in the song. So of course my mind will look for the closest Finnish words I can find because that German does not exist in my head yet. And lots of these I have heard during my first years of being the fan when I yet didn’t speak any German at all.

I’ll start:

Goldenes Handwerk Right: Als meiner Mutter klar wurde Wrong: ...mutakakku... Explanation: A chocolate cake, literally a “mud cake” but in English Wikipedia uses the Swedish name which is “Kladdkaka” which alone is already hilarious because “kaka” is very close to how you say “poo” in Finnish. So me and my siblings still today laugh at any Swedish translations of cake names. Nazareth Right: Mein Nasenkotelett macht garantiert nicht fett Wrong: ...makkaratikku... Explanation: lit. a sausage stick which you use to grill sausages over an open fire. Very common in Finland. N48.3 Right: (Ach) Ist der Papst katolisch und schon waren wir bei ihr Wrong: ARGH PASKA TULEE!!! Explanation: lit. ARGH SHIT IS COMING / meaning: I’M GONNA SHIT, the shout before this part really is the cherry on the cake. Dos Corazones Right: Hablas con alguien, el esta aquí Wrong: Alasko näkee, edestä tulee Explanation: “When one sees down, it comes from the front”, “alasko” is “alas kun” in some Finnish dialect(s).

Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein Right: Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein, was kann schöner sein? Wrong: Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein, PASSSSKA... Explanation: Shit. Because apparently that’s all I have in my head.

That’s all for now, at least the ones I can remember - feel free to add your own and don’t worry about the language. I’ll reblog this with more stuff once I remember them.