#rissie's night with the gang

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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒: 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

₁. CHAPTER ONE: gratitude

first of all, i would really like to express my gratitude to everyone !!! i’m just a kid who likes writing and i never expected to gain a following anywhere because compared to others, my writing isn’t anything special. despite that, more than a hundred people put their faith in me and believed that i could improve and do better. that, or they just find my shitposting funny :’] jokes aside, i’m really grateful for all the people who have reblogged my stories and wrote cute notes in the tags, or who just reblog them and say nothing, or maybe just leave a like. every time i receive a notification, the amount of joy i feel is just...indescribable. so, to everyone who has once contributed to my happiness: thank you. i hope i made you happy with my writing as well :)

₂. CHAPTER TWO: playing cupid

in which i pretend to be cupid and match you with your haikyuu!! soulmate !!

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒:

leave an ask ! tell me some fun facts about yourself ! what kind of sweets do you enjoy? do you prefer sweet or savory? what’s your favorite thing about a person? do you notice their eyes first or the way they speak? what are your hobbies? let us get to know you !! (ships are only open for haikyuu!! :<)

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒:

PLEASE refrain from leaving ship requests that center around physical appearance, zodiacs, and mbti’s !!! love is more than just physical attraction !!! (and also i can’t match zodiacs and mbti’s </3) you don’t have to be a follower of mine to participate, just promise that if you do leave a ship ask, you’ll follow me, okay? (that makes me sound so desperate i’m so sorry)

₃. CHAPTER THREE: love letters

this section is a little more personal :’) i’ve expressed my thanks to my followers, so now let me say thank you to my moots and people who just mean a lot to me on this website :’)

firstly, i would like to thank @lovingtobio for being one of the best moots ever??? 

dear lili, i never thought i’d meet my soulmate but ig tumblr’s just great at matching people up :’) i like to believe that, in a past life, you and i were the same person. we share so much in common that the only plausible explanation would be that our souls were stripped from each other and we landed in different bodies, separated by the great big sea. except, you got all the guts and the brains </3 lili, i love you so much that it hurts and i think about you every day, even if sometimes i forget to respond to your messages because i was half-awake in the bathroom when i read it. you mean so much to me and i love you <3

also, to chel @kitazura​ 

dear chel, we’ve never spoken privately before because you’re too cool and that scares me </3 only I can be the cool one around here >:(( jkjk pls don’t hit me with your toothbrush </3 even though we’ve only interacted through asks and tags and all that jazz, you mean a lot to me !!! you make up 1/3 of the three musketeers so obviously i love you and i’d challenge anyone to a sword battle for you !!! everytime you reblog one of my posts i get all giddy becus Omg the coolest kid in town just reblogged something i posted maybe I’M cool now too </3 anyways i love you, i love your aesthetic, i love your music taste, i love your sexy brain, i love your toothbrush, and i love chel. the end.

AND FINALLY, to @juhni027​

may i present to everyone, my husband, johhny, whose identity was unfortunately stolen by johnny suh from nct </3 jk if an nctzen sees that, pls dont come for me, i WILL cry <33 anyways hi johnny ur asleep rn cos u have the sleep schedule of a grandpa but ur MY grandpa and thats why ur the best :DD i hate u with every fiber of my being and if i could, id replace u with changbin and booseoksoon but ig im stuck with u and thats ok. thanks for kidnapping me back in 2nd grade and basically making me ur bitch </3 thanks for reading all my fics and telling me they arent complete garbage and also giving me the will to live and just ?? helping me become me?? it sounds sappy, but without u, i wouldnt be who i am today because we all know how shy i used to be </3 anyways suck my left toe i hope u swallow ur peppa pig toothbrush

and...that just about ends my list LMAO jkjk </3 i have so many moots who are so lovely and wonderful and i just love them all !!! unfortunately i’ve only either had short interactions with them or i’ve never spoken to them at all, but please know that i love and appreciate you as well !!! i just get awkward with new people because i don’t know if i can match their energy, so sorry 🥺👉👈 i love you all tho and i will profess my love for any and all of you if you asked me to !!! i’ll even shout it in the middle of a grocery aisle !!!

₄. CHAPTER FOUR: justice

lastly, please sign this petition and donate if you can !!! it’s a petition to help seek justice for sonya and frank gregorio. if you want to learn more about this case before you sign or donate, please refer to this post. 

all posts related to this event will be tagged under #rissie’s night with the gang !!! this event will be held until december 30th, 2020

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Top five fanfics?

Oh fuck (gets shot)

Well, I shot myself in the foot with that one.

Keep in mind, these are in no particular order, and I'm a bit of a pleb when it comes to reading fanfic. I just tend to like what's popular or stuff written by my friends.

I need to give Height Treason by @wholesomeklei a huge shout-out.

I'm not sure if this fic will ever be continued or not. Last I heard of Klei, they had a cancer scare (it wasn't) updated a chapter about Sizz-lorr and then vanished from the internet entirely. I hope they're taking a much needed break from online stuff and nothing bad happened to them.

But anyways, I can not thank Height Treason enough for existing. It gells with the humor of canon so seemlessly it feels like I'm watching an "Invader Zim after dark" show. Yes, even despite the not safe for work canon.

I love the lore they weave and I'm always a fan of "zim finds out the truth of his mission and schmoops and gets revenge on the Irken empire" stories. Also Pining Zim has my whole heart.

And it even paints side characters with much love.

Membrane tries his best and sucks at parenting and it inspired me greatly for how I write and came to understand Membrane as a character.

Miss Bitters is a delight. Sargent Slabrankle gets a cameo. Tak's ship has an existential crisis. Gosshloog gets an entire chapter about a spicy love afair with his boss. Zim's Computer is his usual sassy self and has ackward conversations with a frustrated teenage Dib.

Like the love for the side characters is amazing.

Height Treason was the fanfic that inspired me to write an entire fanfiction based on Computer Brain lore.

The lore is amazing, it's in character and this fic inspired me SO MUCH and is the reason that Tech Support (and the Brainbrane fic by extension) even exists.

I've probably reread this fic over twenty times.

However, I can't link the fic here, since it's VERY nsfw. As in, explicit sex scenes later. (The chapter where zim learns sex education is great)

So I can't link it, but it's easily searchable on A03.

If you're of age, and don't mind nsfw I highly recommend it.

Honesty Hour by @patchworkpoltergeist is one of those new fandom classics.

Like I don't even know how describe this fic.

Honesty Hour chills me to the core and has me looking at my ceiling for hours on end questioning my own existence.

Like it's Zim gets therapy, but in a psychological horror way.

Patch is a master wordsmith and just has a way of describing things. Everything is in the details.

I just love how Zim thinks and that half the time I don't know what's going on as much as Zim does. Which is honestly more scary then I think.

There's lots of details that I miss and usually after talking about the chapter with Patch or the Moo-ping10 gang, I realize "oh fuck that's what happened?! The hell"

Anyways. I fear and look forward to every update.

But I honestly have to run a mental health check before I even attempt to read the chapters.

Emotions, Cryptids and the possible end of the world series by @bamsara

I feel Bamsara does onto theirself and I don't need to sing her fics praises but I will.

I am a bit behind on my reading, cause I haven't read the latest chapter of Galaxy Days yet.

But I love the casual yet feral friendship Dib and Zim have built throughout this series.

There's just a constant yearning throughout the whole thing, and the two boys are at the center of it all. Like the feeling of a real long road trip with no destination in mind. That's often what these series of fics feel like. There's an underlying tenderness and longing but also something dark and sinister. A lot of moments stay in my head for days after the fact. Not just the cryptids of the fic, but the smaller moments. Zim and Dib having breakfast in France as the sun rises, Dib crying his eyes out in a dingy motel room near the beach, Zim breaking into Dib's hospital room in the dark, Dib attacking Zim in a fit of insomnia hallucinations....

The list goes on.

There's plenty of good moments, and I've even drawn Zim giving Dib space (cause that's the fucking gayest romantic thing and I still lie in bed thinking about it)

Also Dib constantly running into Death's arms and Zim often doing fisticuffs with her and both getting stupid trauma over stupid decisions is very good.

I feel a lot of Sara's soul in these fics and it shows. Especially with how Dib is written and I can tell this is an extremely personal project with passion behind it and I can't help but admire that.

Every star another sun series by @dionysuscrysis

I really love this series. The end.

Okay, unfair.

But Dion's series really needs more views and appreciation.

I like how it just skips over the "zim and dib become friends somehow....realizes mission is fake..yadda yadda" part of the story and just jumps right into the thick of it.

Space Adventures! Wooooo!!!!

A giant sandworm, a Battle Zoo!!! An alien spa, badass good guy Skoodge, and mad max style sci-fi racing.

And I'm glad that Dib is already in his early twenties here. And Dib is just so smart with machines and not a complete lost duck in space. He's sharp as a tack and dumb as an ox this boy and I love him very much.

Lol I'm old. I'm sick of seeing teenage drama sometimes.

And I can also feel a lot of Dion's soul in their fics.

Lots of hurt comfort in here....

It's actually kinda like the Bamsara effect in reverse...

Instead of Dib throwing himself head first into danger...

Zim is the one doing it.

And Dib thinks an appropriate way to fix this is throw himself at the same danger.

Idiots.

Help them.

Parade of Indignities by @rissynicole

Finished recently and since then my heart has never known peace.

It's one of those fandom classics that I ended up reading due to Bamsara's fic recommendation list like roughly two years ago.

Rissy has a way with words and their strengths lend themselves to action scenes extremely well.

Zim finds himself critically ill and it's up to Dib to travel back to irken space to save him.

Thats the basic premise but there is so much more.

A conspiracy, involving the other Invaders, Zim's massive wall of denial, and how everything Zadf happens from Dib's perspective.

I remember reading all the available chapters (like 15 of them) all in one night until 5am the first time I read it.

It's a master suspense and thriller story and I enjoyed it very much.

I still have to leave a huge comment.

Also honorable recommendations:

@melodyofthevoid 's Royalty AU.

....just. it good. Save these kids.

And ofc me and @paketdimensioncomic 's collab fics:

"Jerking around the House" and "Membrane's guide to be a better parent, lose your fucking arms"

You're a delight to work with and I love how your writing style compliments my insane ramblings so they're less wordy.

Also gotta give a shout-out to my Baby Tech Support.

Is it vain to plug your own fics? Maybe.

Do I care.

Nah.

I love my stuff. And I'm glad others do too.

[quietya]

31 Days of quietYA: YA Mysteries

I had a request for some mystery recommendations, so here’s a post full of them! I figure most of y’all know about One of Us is Lying by Karen McManus, but here’s a bunch of others.

As a reminder: links go to Bookshop. Purchases made through these links earn me a small commission at no extra cost to you.

Heartwood Box by Ann Aguirre Undead Girl Gang by Lily Anderson All the Pretty Things by Emily Arsenault The Fixer by Jennifer Lynn Barnes The Inheritance Games by Jennifer Lynn Barnes Little White Lies by Jennifer Lynn Barnes The Naturals by Jennifer Lynn Barnes Girl, Unframed by Deb Caletti All We Could Have Been by TE Carter I Stop Somewhere by TE Carter In the Shadow of the Sun by EM Castellan One Lie Too Many by Eileen Cook With Malice by Eileen Cook You Owe Me a Murder by Eileen Cook I Know You Remember by Jennifer Donaldson Lies You Never Told Me by Jennifer Donaldson All Eyes on Her by L.E. Flynn Last Girl Lied To by L.E. Flynn I’m Not Missing by Carrie Fountain Grit by Gillian French The Lies They Tell by Gillian French The Missing Season by Gillian French All Eyes on Us by Kit Frick I Killed Zoe Spanos by Kit Frick See All the Stars by Kit Frick Endangered by Lamar Giles Fake ID by Lamar Giles Overturned by Lamar Giles Spin by Lamar Giles Blood Will Tell by April Henry The Body in the Woods by April Henry The Girl I Used to Be by April Henry The Girl in the White Van by April Henry Girl, Stolen by April Henry The Girl Who Was Supposed to Die by April Henry The Lonely Dead by April Henry The Night She Disappeared by April Henry Run, Hide, Fight Back by April Henry A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson Allegedly by Tiffany Jackson Grown by Tiffany Jackson Let Me Hear a Rhyme by Tiffany Jackson Monday’s Not Coming by Tiffany Jackson Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson The Things She’s Seen by Ambelin Kwaymullina and Ezekiel Kwaymullina Elatsoe by Darcie Little Badger The Best Lies by Sarah Lyu I Am Still Alive by Kate Alice Marshall #murdertrending by Gretchen McNeil Get Even by Gretchen McNeil Ten by Gretchen McNeil The Girl in the Picture by Alexandra Monir Before I Let Go by Marieke Nijkamp Even If We Break by Marieke Nijkamp Broken Things by Lauren Oliver The Cellar by Natasha Preston Lost by Natasha Preston The Twin by Natasha Preston You Will Be Mine by Natasha Preston Five Total Strangers by Natalie D. Richards Nobody Knows But You by Anica Mrose Rissi I Hope You’re Listening by Tom Ryan Keep This to Yourself by Tom Ryan You’re Next by Kylie Schachte Jane Anonymous by Laurie Faria Stolarz Sadie by Courtney Summers The Cheerleaders by Kara Thomas The Darkest Corners by Kara Thomas Little Monsters by Kara Thomas Beware That Girl by Teresa Toten All Our Twisted Secrets by Diana Urban

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congratulations on this milestone rissie!!

so im supposed to ✨describe✨ myself but im ebic shy so i'll do it anon style but it's me johnny!1!1!

ig im an art hoe, not a very good one but an art hoe nonetheless,, i like to play videogames! especially with friends <3,, my worst traits would probably be being an introvert and i can be mean but i never mean it udjsgdhsj,, but ig my best trait would be when im nice and i guEss im funny B-)) spent my whole life being a clown for FREE

love your whole account! it's perfect i wanna eat it grrrr >://= hmph

hashbrown/ ripping it off like a bandaid

OMG JOHNNY !!! 😲😲😲 i can’t believe ur cheating on mister arroz caldo with tendou !!! shame on you </3

tendou is absolutely whipped for you and he loves seeing your art (even if it is of timothy chalet and not him </3). he thinks your the best artist and da vinci would be put to shame with how good your art is. (he’s actually working on trying to get one of your paintings in the louvre but you didn’t hear that from me.) he loves playing video games with you and he loves k-wording you in pubg and among us :’) the only reason he k-words you first is because your always on his mind and he loves seeing the pure frustration on your face when he k-words you :) tendou isn’t all that introverted or shy, and it’s hard for him to make friends so he doesn’t try to force you to be social :D he finds you really funny, especially when you’re mad because you start saying all these weird things </3 ALSO he’d totally shove a cheese stick in his front pocket for you in case you wanted one <33

too bad tendou can’t have u becus ur mine >:3 also don’t eat my account i WILL bite u 

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heyy!! hru? i hope you´re well, i came for the ships :), my name is mar and im a ravenclaw ( idk if that would help), i tend to be considered and even consider myself a fiery personality. i´m a idealist but kinda blunt, think kat from 10 things i hate about you. i like to write and singing and i tend to be attracted to people with some kind of inner fire or spark to them, i like alt fashion and making playlists is like my love language, <ty, i hope thats good enough3

hi bub !!! i'm good thanks for asking, i hope you're doing good too !!! it's a good thing you came for ships because i ship you with mister tsumu !!!

this was a little difficult, but i took your preferences into account and atsumu seemed like a good contender. he loves that you're fierce like him. he's not new to blunt idealists, since he is friends with suna. atsumu finds that an endearing trait of yours, but sometimes his feelings to get hurt by your words :( he forgives you easily (because he's whipped lmao) but he'll always beg you to sing something for him so he 'feels better'. atsumu really loves your writing and singing, and you best bet that he's your number one fan. atsumu also loves your fashion style and he finds it kind of fascinating because he doesn't see alt fashion very often. also, he'd love your playlists and he'd probably start making his own. he has a playlist dedicated to each of your dates and anniversaries <33

sorry i replied kind of late, but i hope you enjoy your ship nonetheless !

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rissie!! im a lil late but im here for ur ship event :D i LOVE aquariums and late night talks under blankets and pillow forts. i collect snowglobes from places i visit and i make it a point to stay updated on the latest memes. i’m stubborn and a little dense, but my friends say i’m a good listener and give helpful advice so ig that makes up for it !! my love language is physical touch and i love holding hands with people i’m close to. uuu i think thats it! congrats on your milestone bub MWAH!

HI CHELIE !!!! sorry i replied so late :(( i fell asleep and forgot who i wwas gonna ship u with JJDJJD BUT I REMEMBER NOW !!!! its sugawara !!!

with suga, it'd be a friends to lovers situation, the kind one relationship that doesn't feel any different from the usual because he's always been that way towards you. he takes you out on aquarium dates and makes funny fish faces to make you giggle, and he'd build blanket and pillow forts with the prettiest fairy lights and he'd listen to you talk until you fall asleep. whenever he has an out of town game, he always makes sure to stop by gift shops so he can buy you snow globes. suga is SUPER up to date on the memes. he used to call them mehmehs, but once he saw how much you loved them, he made an entire pinterest board of memes just to understand your love for them (also, he ended up loving them so much that he now has a meme board at school for his kids). suga always teases you for being stubborn :') of course, he's stubborn too but he won't admit it LMAO also, he loves talking to you about his kindergarten class and his friends and just,,,everything !!! because you always listen and it makes him feel loved and wanted :') suga is a SUCKER for physical touch smh have you seen this kid? he always has his hand in yours or his head resting on your shoulder </3 + he'd totally listen to skz with you and NO he's not planning to buy you their newest album for your next birthday smh don't be a snitch

I HOPE U ENJOY UR SHIP CHEL 🥺🥺 now i want my own sugawara smh stOP IT

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Hello lovely, could I please get a ship? I really enjoy procrastinating, I don’t get a lot of sleep which means I’m grumpy at the best of times, I love cats (I have two), I’m pretty introverted and lack a lot of confidence but I'm working on it, once I make friends I am loyal to a fault, I’m also the wine mum stereotype to a T, I love to cuss like crazy and I love tattoos (I have six atm) - I think that’s everything - thank you you wonderful person 🥺🥺

hi bub ! i ship you with matsukawa !

your relationship with him would include lots of nap and cuddle sessions ! he’d try to help you overcome your procrastinating tendencies, but often times he’ll procrastinate with you. he’d love you and your cats, and he’d buy them lots of toys and treats whenever he can ! mattsun is pretty laid-back, so he wouldn’t mind your grumpy attitude that often, but if you two ever get into a fight because of that, he’ll apologize by bringing you to a cat shelter !!! mattsun would also be your number one hype man !!! he loves that you’re so loyal to your friends and he finds your tattoos so pretty !!! mattsun also curses like a sailor, and he finds your cussing strangely endearing. 

i hope you like your ship :)

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hey, can I get a haikyuu ship? i'm queer (pronoun indifferent enby and demi-ish) but more fem presenting, and around 5'7". I have a fairly unique haircut? I shaved the side and the rest of it is pretty short and curly. I dress well (if I do say so myself) and I prefer bright colors and 80s inspired stuff. I have glasses because I'm practically blind without them and I'm not one for makeup. In terms of personality I have adhd so i can be very excitable and loud at times, but outside of that I've been told I'm intimidating? The word I would use to describe myself is probably charismatic, though whether or not that's a good thing is debatable. I like to make people laugh and I joke a lot, which leads to me blurring the line between flirting and bantering pretty frequently. I'm a little bit of a peoe pleaser, but I can kinda be a control freak and a little overbearing if I'm not careful. When I'm close to someone i tend to be more expressive and dramatic, and I tend to open up pretty quickly even if I regret it afterwords. I'm really into music (especially kpop) and I've been singing all my life. I want to go into a science field and,,,I love plants so much man. I was a gifted kid and I wouldn't say I'm burnt out just yet, but school is definitely harder than it used to be and it kinda stresses me out. I have a hard time being vulnerable and not monitoring my behavior, as well as some bad habits that affect me more than anyone else. The first thing I usually grow attracted to in someone is their laugh/smile, I love being around happy people!! Physical traits aren't a huge deal for me, and because I'm demi I have to get to know someone before I feel anything non-platonic. I guess the common traits in people I've liked before is a sense of humor, and they're usually quieter or calmer than I am (tho there are exceptions to that)

Uhhhh last words if you made it this far then thanks!! I can't follow rn but I will when I can I'm in mobile and I need to switch accounts it's a whole thing alfjajdja

hi bub ! sorry i replied kind of late, but this one was kind of tough :( nonetheless, i think you and mister semi would mate a wonderful pair !

semi absolutely love love loves your hairstyle !!! he isn't the most fashionable of people, but he does think that you have the best fashion sense in town !!! he finds it cute how excitable you get sometimes :') people also tend to judge him for his intimidating appearance as well, but he's just a big ol' ball of fluff :') your charisma and style was definitely what drew him in, and he loves it when you make him laugh. he has a very specific type of humor, so the fact that you can get him wheezing on the floor in less than 10 seconds is one of the greatest wonders of the world. he, in turn, loves to make you laugh as well !!! semi loves seeing your eyes light up and crinkle in delight, it makes his heart warm. semi notices that you tend to have a hard time being vulnerable and monitoring your behavior, so he tries to help you be more confident in yourself. he loves jamming out to songs with you, and he even learned all the names of the nct members for you :') he might have even written a song just for you but i'm not telling 😋

i hope you like your ship ! sorry it took a while :((

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Rissie,,, i had to text all my friends bc i do not know myself at all okay yes let’s do this milestone woohoo girl!! Describing me,,, i suck at this. Okay, first thing I notice about people is their hands. My worst traits are that i’m confrontational, prideful, and honestly kind of a narcissist lol best traits are that i’m affectionate, loyal and kind. My friends say my defining characteristic is being a little in love with everyone i meet! Which is super sweet 🥺 (is that enough? ps ♡ ur theme)

OK SO I THOUGHT IT OVER AND,,,,i feel like you and oikawa would make a great match </3 this isnt me being biased btw. if i could i’d ship u with myself but anyways

with oikawa i see...dates to the library, and drinking hot chocolate on a rainy day, him talking excitedly about you to his friends with his hands moving like crazy because when he gets passionate about something (or someone, in this case), he starts talking with his hands. i see him loving that you don’t back down from telling him if he’s wrong to do something, or putting him in his place. he loves that you know how to love yourself because sometimes he doesn’t like people who are too dependent of him. he loves that you’re prideful and don’t back down, but he hates how it causes so many fights. still, he loves that the two of you always find a way to patch it up, and he really loves it when you give him after-fight kisses and snuggles. i see him being absolutely and unapologetically in love with you. 

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today is the last day im accepting ship requests btw :')