#sigma: ahh why yes of course!!!

[googledetective]

your worst nightmare (me) is back with another skibidi ohio rizzification of a drdt scene

(inspired by the legend @snowythebookworm22 )

TERUKO AND XANDER CH1 EP5 SCENE

(but it’s skibidi ohio rizz)

TERUKO

After mewing…

I remembered that Xander had rizzed me to meet him in Ohio.

XANDER

A-Ah! You actually came like I rizzed you too! I wasn’t expecting that.

TERUKO

Of course I did. You said you’d show me your gyat?

XANDER

Yes.

TERUKO

Why’d you rizz me to meet here? Is there a specific skibidi toilet you wanted me to mew at?

Looks like the skibidi toilets are empty. What’s bussin about that?

XANDER

Look, babygirl, before we get to bussin, I wanted to get rizzin off my gyat first.

I… uh… how to I rizz this?

I think you’re the best pookie-bear I could ever have, okay? But you’re constantly ratioing yourself by yapping about all that “fanum tax” you have.

There’s gotta be a better clapback than just ratioing yourself to the whims of the fanum tax. Never tell yourself, “There’s nothing we can rizz to make things busssss… so let’s just Ohio.”

And my shmoopykins really needs to be aware of her goat status, right? I know that you don’t think of yourself as a rizzler, but when I think of a rizzler, I think of you.”

You’re bussin, sigma, babygirl, and really down with the gyat.

And even if you don’t think of us as skibidi soulmates… I do. I really care about you, okay?

TERUKO

Ah, that’s… bussin, I suppose. More importantly, what did you rizz that you wanted to preach to me?

XANDER

Eheh… you’re always on fleek, huh?

Okay. I’m going to rizz you.

I rationed. I actually haven’t gotten any sirenhead yet. And there’s nothing goated here.

Maybe I wanted to mew? I’m not too sure of what I’m skibiding here, to be honest.

There’s still so much I want to mew with you, my sigma. I want to rizz what kind of rizzler you are, underneath that fanum tax.

TERUKO

What?

XANDER

I hate to clapback on you, but you’re not that great of a goat. You’re ratioing a lot about yourself, that much is high-key.

I’m sure you’ve got elite sigmas to keep your gyat, but I would be fanum taxing if I said I wasn’t curious.

But I suppose it’s too bussin for me to rizz you, isn’t it?

TERUKO

I- I don’t flex.

Why are you rizzing any of this? Why did you ask my gyat to come to Ohio at all?

Pookie-bear… what are you bussin?

XANDER

…

My fanum taxes for mewing; it’s kind of hard to get my gyat in order.

I guess what I’m trying to rizz is…

Get Ratio’d, Teruko.

TERUKO

Ratio’d for what?

~~the whole silly little stabbing happens~~

TERUKO

Ahh… *mews*

XANDER

Ah! Your mewing streak… I’m sorry- I-

TERUKO

Babygirl. You… why would you…

XANDER

I’m the sirenhead, aren’t I?

I hate fanum tax… I hate the smell of dope…and I hate this Ohio. I would’ve never… I would’ve never wanted to ratio you, Teruko.

Then why did I ratio you? I don’t even know… Why?

Just why did the GOAT ask me to ratio Teruko?

TERUKO

Who… who are you rizzing to

XANDER

…

That’s not bussin right now.

I’m the sirenhead, I really am. But I have to ratio you, I have to mew myself into thinking this was worth it.

Skibidi toilet, my sigma.

TERUKO

…

Not… going to ratio…

XANDER

… What?

TERUKO

Your ratio… it’s not going to ratio.

After all, I… *mews*

I’m…

I’m Teruko Tawaki… the Ultimate Sigma. And I can’t be ratio’d, no matter the goat.

*starts another mewing streak*

:)