#so there's just something really cute about Kon being utterly captivated by Jason

[002yb]

Kon figuring out Tim's obsession with the toddies and using it against him. Like, when Tim's stressed or in his head just shoving Tim's head in his chest.

Bonus if Jason and/or Dick see this and are Quite Amused.

It's less of an appreciation of tiddy and more a devotion to toddy, Kon comes to understand. And while Kon doesn't quite get Tim's exclusive fascination with Jason's rack, well. Tim has always been intense about bizarre things.

Kon being more amused than jealous, given how Tim seems oblivious to how bewitched he is to Jason's ample bosom

The sight of Jason's breasts bleeds the tension from Tim's shoulders and soothes the furrow from his brow. The way Tim always sighs, content and at ease after seeing them - it takes everything in Kon not to laugh because Tim has it bad omg it's so delightfully embarrassing.

Anyway, on a day where Jason isn't around to help Tim decompress, Kon steps up. Generous and magnanimous because yeah, Jason's chest is something to dream about, but Kon's got a pretty nice rack himself.

Only while Tim sags into the hug Kon offers and nuzzles into Kon's pecs, Tim grimaces and Kon is just - WHAT!? ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━

Then Tim proceeds to recite an actual thesis on the natural wonders that are the hot toddies and Kon is just reeling as Tim nuzzles, pokes, and fondles Kon's own chest in comparison.

The main difference: Jason's are softer

Kon, entirely convinced Tim has lost it because ain't no way those pecs aren't as firm as Kon's. Firmer, even! They're gorgeous.

Thus proceeds Tim instigating some scenario where Kon can lay his head across Jason's chest and experience their pillowy majesty.

Which Kon goes along with because it's Tim.

Kon doesn't expect to return a changed man after the experience.

But before that - Kon faceplanting in Jason's chest entirely on accident. And Jason doesn't think anything of it up until the point where Kon doesn't come back up for air.

They're on the job. Nightwing asking after if Kon is good and being genuinely concerned until he notices how red Conner's ears are, then Dick laughs

Kon, nuzzling in. He gets his hands on Jason's hips (which Jason startles at because whoah there, superboy) and shamelessly goes to town and Jason gets so redfaced because wth??? ///A/////

Tim being the one to smack Kon away because really, Kon?? Dick, content with Tim looking after Jason's chastity. But then Tim eyes Jason's chest with envy and Dick realizes that he's got a problem on his hands, uh oh.

Toddies are the only thing Kon can think of

When Tim and him hang out, Kon spends a good portion of his time looking at his hands and mourning how he didn't cop a handful.

Also, Kon embarrassingly reenacting motorboating Jason while lost in thought

Tim, confused over wtf Kon is doing.

And then Kon zeroes in on Tim and tells Tim to let him try something which, okay. Yeah? Sure.

Then Kon motorboats Tim and Tim is scandalized up until he can't bite back a cackle because wtf is Kon doing?

Kon, mournful, admitting that he understands why Tim was inconsolable over the loss of hot toddies. No other tits compare.

It's a joke (kind of). They both snicker about it and torment one another for it and find yet another thing to bond over. Just bros being pervs in love.