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# IF YOU SEE THE HOMIES WITH THE GUAP

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having you as a younger sibling | Ran, Rindou

warnings: platonic, violence, cussing, gender neutral reader.

anon said: “hey i sent the order "ran and rindou with a younger sibling who dates sanzu ?? plss" However, I changed my mind, I just want to know what they would be like with a younger sibling gn, but you decide which of the two requests you will make, pls”

song: beethoven by kenndog

— having Ran and Rindou as your older brothers would certainly be a trip.

— no one messes with you because they’re afraid of getting cracked in the skull with Ran’s baton.

— you likely have no friends because of this, to be honest 😬

— doesn’t matter though, your brothers are almost always around.

— Ran is most definitely the type to bother you about your appetite.

— “have you eaten yet?” / “are you going to?” / “you need to eat.”

— gets all huffy when you refuse to eat.

— “alright, starve then 🙄”

— eventually comes back with something for you to eat.

— he nonchalantly makes conversation with you while you eat, trying to make it seem as though he isn’t watching to make sure you eat it all when he actually is.

— Rindou, on the other hand, is very annoying to have as an older brother.

— he acts like he never wants you around.

— “ugh, why are you here?” / “get lost, (y/n).” / “do we have to take them?”

— is a bit of a jerk, but he has a kind heart… I think?

— the type to get you something you asked for weeks ago, having remembered the entire time.

— if you say you need water, he’ll suddenly disappear and then come back with a whole 32-pack of water, taking one out and shoving it into your chest like it was a nuance to get.

— but if you’re ever upset, just know he’ll be there. bumping his fists together and asking, “who’s ass do I need to kick?”

— Ran is the lover, Rindou is the fighter.

— but they’re both willing to fight for you.

— they already beef with middle schoolers anyway, they don’t mind squaring up with a couple more for their younger sibling.

— if you ask them to back off, they will.

— they might stop showing up so often in an effort to make you seem more approachable.

— and once you finally managed to make some friends, Ran and Rindou try their best not to scare them away.

— despite being two of the most feared men in the region, they will crumble if you ask anything of them.

— might even teach you how to use their weapons.

— but would most definitely get scared once you start swinging it about.

— “(y/n), that’s not how you do it… (y/n), nO!”

— they’re not gonna let you use their weapons again.

— you can forget it, lmao.

— mess around and you could land one of them in the hospital.

— Ran would tell you that it’s not your fault while you cry about how sorry you are and that you didn’t mean to give him a ✨concussion✨

— but if it’s Rindou you hit, be prepared to get cursed out. he hates you, lmao.

— actually, you might end up in the hospital because of them.

— do not, by any means, playfight with these guys.

— they take that shit waaaay too seriously.

— they will knock you out if it means they win.

— will apologize for it later but would honestly do it again.

— don’t enter their room without knocking. if you enter the room while Ran is testing out his baton, he may or may not smack you with it completely by accident. but it will happen nonetheless.

— he would apologize, trying to shush while your cry because if Rindou finds out, he will have Ran’s ass.

— “...you hit them? didn’t I tell you not to swiNG THAT SHIT AROUND IN HERE!”

— Rindou would hit you too though, to be honest. but unlike Ran, he wouldn’t apologize.

— he would just stand there, staring at you while you writhe in pain, “didn’t I tell you to knock?”

— jerk.

— and a hypocrite. ✋😔

— but don’t be too mad, they really do love you.

— they would do anything for you.

— you’re family after all.