#squishydoodle

[fox-daddy]

Memes (written and edited ones)

Warning their may be spoilers.

Mc walking inside: It sure is muggy outside

Naida: Darling, if you've put every cup in the castle out in the garden, I don't even know what I'm going to do

Mc: nervously sips tea from cereal bowl*

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Julian: if you meet a girl at a bar and she says 'bet I can drink more than you' she's probably wrong. But if she says 'I bet $200 I can chug 16 ounces of room temperature Natural Light faster than you' and she has two friends filming behind her? She's right.

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Lucio: just unfriended everyone I wouldn't fight at the rowdy raven. So if you're reading this. Don't let me catch you at the rowdy raven.

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Lucio: The Vesuvian howling retriever is a breed of dog with extremely coyote like features. In fact, the only difference between it and a common coyote is my refusal to admit to Nobby I made a mistake and all the Benadryl I keep giving it so it won't maul me.

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Portia: The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership;

Portia: 1. You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter

Portia: 2. You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle

Portia: and 3. STOP TRYING TO EAT MY BOOK YOU GODDAMN MALEVOLENT LITTLE GARGOYLE

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Mercedes; I'm sad tell me a joke

Melchior; Okay, knock kn-

Melchior + Mercedes: barking like crazy*

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Mc: words containing the word 'meow'. meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

Porita: I see nothing wrong here, just the truth of owning a cat

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