#srsly why can't i just shut my mouth

[lonelyplanetfag]

i think i am one of the worst people alive

[hereticdrws]

Aquarium date w mizu

A/n: did I just narrate my visit at the aquarium and add mizu? Possibly did I use quotes from me and my sister? Also maybe anygays I hope yall enjoy ☺️🤞 should I write a real fic w this? I alr got 1 in the works cough cough baseball mizu

Warnings: NOT PROOF READ idk I don't think there r any but lemme know if there r

Loser!Mizu x (masc?) Reader I tried to make it v neutral but I kinda self projected

Enjoy 😉

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

◇Def spends wayyyy to long on parking trying to find the perfect spot no matter how many times she's been

◇Tells you the scientific names of all the fish on the banners on the way in that are used to attract visitors

◇Tells you every fish related joke she knows while waiting in line to get in

◇Cannot stand up straight in the line to save her life she has to lean (but I mean who tf doesn't why tf would I stand up str8 when I can lean)

◇Tries to convince u to let her bring a fish home (you're not even allowed to)

◇Took 1000 pics of the baby penguins

◇(Also asked to take one home)

◇Does not shut up abt the smell

◇Says every cute thing in the exhibit looks like you

Ex:

After walking past the toucan exhibit we make our way toward the baby monkeys per mizus request, walking hand in hand and shoulder to well head because lord knows mizu is tall as shit.

Once we arrive at the monkey exhibit for the first time since arriving mizu releases her hand from yours

"Omg babe it looks just like you!" She eagerly points out

"It does??" You raise an eyebrow at the 5'7 woman towering you, questioning her ecstatic expression

"Yeah!!"

◇Tried to provoke the toucan

"OMG Y/N ITS THE BIRD FROM THE MEME" spends at least 15 minutes trying to find the meme

◇Made you carry her hoodie bc it was so humid

"Babe I told you not to bring it 🙄"

"I thought it'd be cold ☹️"

"Why are there only birds I hate birds"

"Because we're in the bird exhibit babe 😐"

"oh"

◇Pouts when she can't find the animal in the exhibit

"Babe did you know poison dart frogs are poisonous?"

Dies

"Babe stop ☹️"

◇Stuck her hand in the water 'bcuz she can'

"I bet I could survive that jump"

"No tf you wouldnt?"

◇You had to pay for the slushies bc she forgot her wallet (which she definitely owns) ((she doesn't own a wallet))

"BABE THERES FUCKING CROCODILES"

"Dude there's a kid right nxt 2 u"

"Babe wtf"

"What"

"Your mouth looks like a traffic cone"

☹️

◇Constantly asked what would happen if she threw smthing at an animal

Ex:

"What I'd I threw my slushie at the crocodile"

"I'll disown you"

◇Looks in disgust at all the babies and children

◇I cannot express how much she'd compare you to ever cute animal in the exhibit

◇Leans into u when she gets bored like srsly u are supporting this woman's entire body weight

◇Do not forget how CLINGY she is (totally not self projecting) she would not let go of your hand, not to mention she is constantly pressed to your side esp when walking she is js leaning into you (same 😔) she cannot walk in a straight line for the life of her

◇Mizu is either the most shameful person you've ever met or the most shameless

No inbetween

◇The facts omg So. Many. Facts it's acc insane

"Did you know the 'type of animal' is acc a direct descendant of-"

◇Has a donkey Kong lanyard u drag her around by so she doesn't wander off

"Omg that's literally us in another universe"

(Pic credits go to yours truly 😌)

"Omg yn that's a stone fish the one from the meme 😁🫵"

"What meme?"

😨 (she only scrolls on YouTube shorts or insta reels) ((idk why she's shocked))

◇Constantly pointing out how ugly a fish is

"If it were human it could NEVER pull you"

"???"

◇Spent at least an hour in the shark exhibit telling you the scientific names of all the diff species of them and where they originated from

◇Millions of pics of them everytime a shark swam by at least 25 pics would be taken

◇Everytime you tell her to pise for a pic with one of the exhibits she either puts up a thumbs up with the dumbest smile you've ever seen or accidently flips you off then rushes over to you drowning your face in kisses and apologizing over n over

◇Sitting/leaning every chance she gets (and pulling u down w her every chance she gets) ((she is so clingy I can't express it enough))

"When do we get to go to the gift shop?" ◇She asked every 2 seconds if she's not telling you the most outrageous 'facts' she learned from who tf knows where

"That bird is big as shit 😐"

◇Tries to stand like a flamingo falls not even 2 seconds later claiming you pushed her

◇Literally RAN for the shark plushies once yall got to the gift shop

◇Could not decide which one to get so u js bought her all of them bc ur so sweet/you couldn't decide which one to get so she bought you all of them (whichever u want)

◇Got lost in the parking lot trying to find yalls car

◇Yall stopped at chic fil a on your way home

◇Once yall got home you both changed into comfy clothes and layed down and cuddled ofc yall cuddled with mizus ridiculous amount of new shark plushies

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

A/n pt2: thank you for reading I hope yall like this ☺️

[astersofthesky]

I decided to reread the MHA LN Chapter 4, you know, the canon bkdk angsty slow-burn fanfic 😌😌 Spreading the BKDK LN agenda because WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE !!

Anyway, I FOUND ANOTHER TRANSLATION but sadly OP haven't finished it yet 😢

And since I need an emotional outlet so I can scream at how they're so canon, Im'ma do it here ahwjdhfjsh 👀✨

Warning: Long post; potential manga spoilers

– I forgot that this chapter literally started with the angst 😭 Deku saying that he can't imagine having lunch with Kacchan is like a pain in the gut. He just wanna be friends with his Kacchan again 😢

– One word, ✨SOULMATES ✨ afshshahah PLS, even the universe can't help but ship them together 😩✋ they're fruityness is on whole a new level I CAN'T 💚🧡

– I see what you're doing Bakugou 👀 You really can't leave your sweet broccoli behind huh?? Also, crybaby Macchan and aggressive Takkun?? 🤔 Do I need to say more? 🧐

– If that's not flirting then idk what is 🤷 also, "In front of my soba? Really?" (Todoroki, probably)

– There's no ss but I just wanna give a special mention to jealous!Bakugou. No cos srsly, implying you're not friends with Deku as if you're not dying to hold his hand then getting irritated over Todoroki claiming the "friend" card 😩 Just, Bakugou, don't @ me ☺️💢

– The angst had reached full force it seems ಥ‿ಥ The line was cut but it actually says "Not friends, just childhood friends" 😭😭 and I am telling you Im'ma throw my brand new book when Bakugou explicitly acknowledges Midoriya as his boyfriend. Because before they were rivals, Bakugou and Midoriya were first friends. And I'm not saying that they aren't one now because we as readers, can definitely see they care for each other. But the question is, do they already see the other as a friend and not just a mere rival? They don't cos they're boyfriends your honor

– Tbh, It still haven't sinked in that this is kind of canon 🤧 This is such a cliched romantic scene like wtf?? So what's next? The full moon is illuminating half of Bakugou's face, red eyes glowing and face soft from the natural white luminescence or something sappy like that?? 😩😩 I love it

– Izuku in this LN chapter whenever he talks about Bkg: ✨ THEIR RELATIONSHIP ✨

– I know, I get it. You don't have to shove it my face every single time Deku 😌 and pls, why are you still flirting at the middle of the night?? Or was it pining that I see 🤔 i mean comparing each other to their kid parallels 😕 hmm a severe case of mutual pining indeed

– Yes yes, of course you're only looking for food stalls Mr. Bakugou "Tsundere" Katsuki, I completely don't believe that you're worried about the kids. No! of course not! Who says you want the kids to reconcile so they wouldn't experience the pain that you and a certain green had gone through?? Hahaha I mean It's not like they're your parallel what??hmmm no no, go on, look for takoyaki or smthn ☺️☺️

– Wait, did the last part say '"Bakugou grabbed Izuku's face and pushed it away..." Aksfksjdhdisjs what in the actual gay fanfic is this??!! Or wait, is this what Bkg usually do to Deku in the official art he's like, I love agressively gripping your head as I entangle my fingers on your soft curls but no homo💀

Since OP's translation isn't complete, I'm going to use Lau Ren's translation and yes I'm continuing this shit even though Tumblr mobile only lets me post 10 pics per post

– Bkdk domesticity with children pt. 95736 💚🧡 They love kids so much 😩 Yk I'd donate my kidney just to see this ANIMATED ✨ like this has so much fluff potential 🤧 Or at the very least a drama CD. I'd ascend 😭

– WHAT THE FUDGE ?!! I'M SCREAMING 😭 I SAY IT AGAIN 💞 SOULMATES✨ and pls, it has my favorite fic trope, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings. Anyway, I need a minute to collect myself cos I can't move past the "With the said person himself nearby, Kacchan thought his fate had gone crazy" ( ≧Д≦) dammit Katsuki, why r u so gay. Izuku loves you, you emotionally constipated gremlin

I have reached my 10 picture limit so I'm just gonna copy paste some of the twts 💀 I hope I don't get in trouble lmao Xd

- Kacchan fixed his gaze to Deku who looked relieved. "He..."

- Somehow, Kacchan remembered the fight they had after All Might's retirement. It was the first time they were able to let out their conflicts sincerely. Although his fear towards Deku had decreased since then, there was still a feeling of disgust about Deku being a hero who save others residing in Kacchan.

- He couldn't understand it. But he knew, there will always a being whom he cannot understand

– Bkg rlly said 👀 on Deku while having angsty thoughts ಥ╭╮ಥ Looking back on this tho, I just can't help but be proud when I remember 285. Bakugou is loud but he is very rational in battles. He thinks of a plan on the spot meaning he's mind is on work 24/7.

– When he had his "My body just moved on its own" moment, Katsuki had understood Deku and his nature to "Save to Win." It'ss that Katsuki must not analyze it with his brain, but instead feel it with his heart 💚🧡 And this is the reason why I badly want to see him on the manga 😭 that was some MAJOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I'm ahwjdhfjsh

– Takkun and Maachan's pinky swear deserves their own mention. They're so pure 😩✋

- He said he still hasn't done hatsumoude so Kacchan can go first, but Kacchan refused and wouldn't let Deku do hatsumoude before him.

- Kacchan tried to take a head start, but in the end, they ended up visiting and praying together.

– AND WE'RE BACK with the gays 😌 hsjdjajs they compete with every single thing it's honestly cute. Also YES THEY PRAYED TOGETHER and shoujo scenes with the main couple praying on the shrine but make it BKDK flashed before my eyes 😖✨

- After finishing their prayers, Deku looked at Kacchan, "What did you wish for?" "Shut up."

- Even with Kacchan's sulking expression seen from the side, Deku felt that they had wished for the same thing.

– DEKU YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!! I just can't with these two 😩✋ Both of them are down so bad for each other and you can't tell me otherwise 💚✨🧡

- With those serious eyes, Deku knew they were aiming for the same thing. Win to save, save to win. To be the best heroes.

- Deku knew well that he and Kacchan are polar opposites. But even so, Deku couldn't imagine a world in which Kacchan doesn't exist.

– Deku just went 😍 on Kacchan and thought "I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU 🧡💚" (insert Imagine by Ben Platt)

– I can't even stress how much I love this line, y'all this is so misleading I-- this is too much 😭 Anyway, I believe this go both ways. Bakugou can't also see a world without Deku in it, and since Deku decided to be the self-sacrificing person he is, I'll just SCREAM IN CH. 304 ( ≧Д≦)

- Seeing the two praying side by side, he commented, "so you've become good friends now, huh."

- Both of them immediately opposed, and Kacchan threatened to explode Shoto's mouth for saying such a disgusting thing.

– Let's go Todoroki, best wingman 🤣 And flustered Bakugou makes a reappearance hdjsja Dammit half n' half I ain't flirting with Deku fvck you

And this is where it ends afshshaha anyway bkdk canon 💚🧡

[rachello344]

Okay so, first of all, I love the way you write! Second: I've had this idea in my mind for months but I can't write at all so I though maybe you would like to: Kaito disguising (?) himself as Hatori so he can spend a day with Shinichi without revealing his identity?

Sure!  Let’s see how it goes!  ;D  (Under the readmore!)

Shinichi frowned down at his phone.  “You want to meet up?” he asked, perplexed.

“Yeah, are you free?  I got two tickets to Tropical Land, wanna come?” Hattori asked.

Shinichi pondered the request for probably too long.  Hattori usually just came over when he wanted to hang out.  The last time he’d called ahead was probably a year ago.  Shinichi frowned.

“Do you… want something from me?” he asked.  “You’re acting weird.”

“What, I can’t want to hang out with my best friend?” Hattori asked.  He sounded either petulant or defensive.  Shinichi couldn’t tell over the phone.  “C’mon, man, don’t leave me hangin’.”

Shinichi sighed.  “Yeah, okay.  But when our day out is ruined, just remember: you invited me instead of Kazuha.”

He laughed, but Shinichi wasn’t joking.

Something was wrong.  Shinichi had never spent so much time with Hattori without someone dying.  Every single time they hung out together, something horrible happened nearby.

Shinichi jumped at every scream, even when he could tell they were the fun kind and not the being-killed-horribly kind.  He kept trying to relax, but nothing really worked.

Hattori frowned at him.  “You know what you need?” he asked.  Shinichi tilted his head in question.  “Ice cream,” he answered.  “I’ll go get us some, okay?  Wait here.”

Shinichi sat down on the bench in question.

His phone vibrated.  One new message from… Hattori?  But Hattori didn’t have his phone out.

Hattori:  dude i think someone was hidin my phone frm me?????Shinichi:  What do you mean?Hattori:  i thought i left it by my bed to charge but this morning it was gone!!?Hattori:  found it in a cereal box??? why would i put it there even accidentally??Shinichi:  That’s certainly strange.  You’re home right now?Hattori:  yea obvsHattori:  y?Shinichi:  No reason.  It’s good you found it, anyway.Hattori:  yeah srsly, if i missed any more texts i thnk kazuha woulda killed me OTLShinichi:  Haha, lucky you, then.  Talk to you later?  I’m in the middle of something.Hattori:  yea good luck with “something” lol

“Hattori” smiled as he approached, an ice cream cone in each hand.  He handed Shinichi the mint chip one.  Shinichi frowned down at it, more puzzled than he already was.

“Mint chip?” he asked.  “Hattori” (probably fake) was holding one with chocolate.

“Yeah?” Probably Fake Hattori looked confused.  “It’s your favorite, right?”

“Well, yeah,” Shinichi muttered, “but how did you know?”

Probably Fake Hattori froze.  “I’m a detective?” he tried.

“Sure, you could have noticed, but we’ve never gotten ice cream together,” Shinichi lied.  “So how could you know?”

Definitely Fake Hattori floundered.  “I, uh–saw you out with Sis?”

“Uh-huh.”  Shinichi licked at the drips on his cone, eyes trained on him.  Really, for something this harmless, there was only one suspect.  “So, when did you hide Hattori’s phone?  Last night or this morning?”

He sighed.  “Nothing gets past you, huh, Meitantei?”  As expected.  That voice was definitely Kaitou Kid.  Shinichi relaxed.

“You were a fairly convincing Hattori, I’ll grant you, but he’s normally more pushy and forward than you’ve been.”  Shinichi took another lick of his ice cream and patted the seat beside him.  “To what do I owe the amusement park ticket, Kid?”

Kid sat down beside him.  “It’s a little embarrassing,” he said, scratching the back of his neck.  “Honestly, I just wanted to hang out with you.”

Shinichi gaped at him.

“I can’t give you my identity, and I don’t know you as my civilian self, so a disguise was the best option I had.”  Kid leaned back, eating his ice cream.  “I thought about borrowing one of your other friends, but I didn’t want you to think it was a date with your Ms. Mouri, Ms. Suzuki frightens me and doesn’t spend any one on one time with you, and your other friends are mostly children and adult police officers.  So, Hattori it was.”

Shinichi rolled his eyes.  “How about this, next time you want to hang out, just use some generic disguise and make up a name for me to call you.  That way you won’t have to hide my friends’ phones.”

Kid turned to face him.  “Next time?”  He smiled, eyes bright.

“I’ve been having a lot of fun today.”  Shinichi shrugged.  “Don’t tell Hattori, but you’re more fun to hang out with.  Not to mention, your luck is significantly better than his.”

Kid beamed.  “Give me your phone.”  Shinichi handed it over, unconcerned.  “Obviously I already have your number, obviously, so I’m giving you the number to one of my burner phones.  That way you can text me whenever.”

“Thanks,” Shinichi said, smiling.  He was going to say something else, but first, “Kid, your ice cream…!”

“My…?”  Kid glanced down, and startled when he saw the drips creeping over the edge of his cone.  He licked them all up quickly, before turning back to Shinichi.  Before he could saying anything, he darted forward, licking the back of Shinichi’s cone.  When he pulled back, there was a bit of ice cream still on his lip.

Shinichi’s face felt hot.  Did that count as an indirect kiss?  He kind of hoped it did.

“Sorry, yours was dripping, and that was my first instinct.”  Kid may have been wearing a mask, but his expression was appropriately sheepish and embarrassed.  “That was probably a weird first instinct.  I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine,” Shinichi mumbled.  He took another bite of ice cream.  “Thank you.”  If that was an indirect kiss, did this count as a date?  Did he want it to count?  He thought he might, but did Kid?  He couldn’t ask, could he?

“When we finish our ice cream, do you want to go on the big roller-coaster again?” Kid asked.

“Sounds good,” Shinichi said.  He took another bite of ice cream.  Silence fell between them, but Shinichi only felt a little uncomfortable.

“I didn’t think you’d actually want to spend time with me if you knew I was Kid.”

Shinichi shot him a small smile.  “You’re my precious rival,” he teased, “why wouldn’t I want to hang out with you?”

“I’m a thief?”

“Doesn’t stop Hakuba.”

Kid’s nose wrinkled.  “He hates me, what are you talking about?”

“Yeah, Hattori thinks he’s my rival, too,” Shinichi said, reading between the lines.  “He’s a bit shouty, and he tends to put his foot in his mouth, but he’s still one of my best friends.”  Shinichi gave Kid a significant look.  “I’ve spoken to Hakuba at a heist before.  You may be able to fool other people, even each other, but you can’t fool me.”

Kid glanced around, like he was checking for eavesdroppers.  “You can never tell him.  He’ll make fun of me forever.”

Shinichi mimed zipping his mouth shut.  “Your secret’s safe with me, Kid.”

“I know,” he said.  “I trust you.”

Next time, Shinichi decided, he was going to make sure their “outing” was a date.  Kid didn’t seem like he would be against it, if the way he watched Shinichi’s mouth was anything to go by.  Still, he wished they could hold hands while they walked around.  That would be nice.

Next time, he’d at least try.  He had Kid’s trust, but he couldn’t help himself.  He wanted more.  He supposed he was like his parents in that way; there was no real middle ground once he decided what he wanted.

He wanted Kid.

[blueprint-han]

I'm keeping my word. I won't take their url out to the public.

And I've said it countless times again a) I don't read smut, nor do I write it and by assuming so I know that u haven't bothered to read one word of my posts. and b) I have not one ounce of problem against this person spreading information on voting/streaming. I encourage it! Voting can be confusing, and stays can help other stays. Their resources would be very good if not for what I'm mentioning below.

It's the things they do when people can't under any circumstance, vote. It is the GUILT TRIPPING that they use in their words, the malicious intent, the way they try to induce anxiety and guilt into a genuine person who can't vote, or doesn't want to. Just like how one doesn't have the resources for albums and hence doesn't buy them and it doesn't make them less of a stay, not voting, not being able to stream due to personal reasons, is what makes me angry, combined with their very bad behaviour towards people who are nothing but kind to them.

They threaten to spam the tags out of spite.

They openly say “if you have time to read smut fanfic, you have time to vote”. If that doesn't seem like spiteful intention to you, I don't know what will.

You know why I'm mad? Because the way they tries to manipulate people into thinking their inability to vote gets me. I wasn't the way I am right now. My seizure, and my (borderline) photosensitive epilepsy, prevents me from being able to stream or vote, let alone stare at a screen for more than ten minutes in a row. It's my MEDICAL CONDITION that doesn't let me "support skz in the only way possible" in their words. Yet when I go to the tags to put myself away from this stress that builds up in me, what do I see? Something pointing out my inability to do something just because of this condition. Why shouldn't I be angry? Why should I always shut my mouth and take in everything people throw at me?

Again: I am repeating this. I HAVE NO PROBLEM !! WITH PPL ENCOURAGING US TO VOTE !! I THINK ITS A GOOD SPORT !! I am super encouraging of people teaching us how to vote becahse it's confusing.

I'm only wary of the method they're using. That's it. I've said it countless times, I'd really have NO problem with their posts in the tags if their guilt tripping element was gone. That's the only thing I'm not happy about, along with how they twist people's words when they're pointed out. I am all for voting: infact, if I get one of those anons that show ppl how to vote, I would infact post it, because someone would want to vote and it could help someone.

They also said that stays who didn't vote couldn't celebrate skz winning kingdom, and then they twist their words to say that they were only encouraging people to do it in their free time. Like srsly, now I can't even be happy for my group just cuz I didn't make 1000 accounts and emails? Just because I didn't have free time? Just because I have a medical condition and didn't induce myself into a seizure that fucks me up? I'm sorry, but this is not what you call spreading love. This is spreading mis/disinformation, the deliberate fabrication of information in a way that's not noticeable at first. It's called invalidation.

I understand where you're coming from, you might've just seen their posts in their tags and then not have realised why I'm talking about this issue. But pls look through their blog more, scroll down and see it. And if you already have and are still sending this ask.... I'm sorry, but you need to relearn what love is.