#submission

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Father of The Void, Can You Hear Me? — Submitted by nemethos-deamon

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[where-is-tom-scott-today]

I am here, on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

I am here to slay her. If I don't, it will be the end of the world.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Druid, whom I (the DM) gave a wand that let's them speak to dead plants specifically: I want to talk to the table.

Me: of course, what would you like to know?

Druid, to the Table: are you happy being a table? Did you want to be a table, or would you rather be something else?

Table (me, putting on a scratchy, world-weary voice): what? ...no, I... I want to be... a boat! I grew up by the water... a tree by the shore... I'd like to go back... see the ocean... yeah, that would be nice

Druid: I promise that you'll see the ocean

Bard: Damn, I'm going to cry over a table wanting to be a boat

Me: Am I actually that good, or are you okay?

Bard, tearing up: I'm fine! It just wants to see the ocean!

Druid: Yeah, we're crashing the party and taking the table. Our boat needs a figurehead!

[dear-ao3]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27268423/chapters/73647306

[lesserknownwaifus]

The mascot for the local restaurant, Ladytron

[shiftythrifting]

[probablybadrpgideas]

comically large hexblade/possesed greatsword whos only ability is to give its wielder the strength to hold it, is found by a kobold who is very proud of it's ability to swing around this massive sword with relatively no issue

­Oh no a new blorbo!

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idk if you already have this one but here you go :D

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What Has the Susurrus of Raindrops Whispered to You? - Submitted by SeesawSiya

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[outofcontextdiscord]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Gunslinger: That's a nat 20!

Druid/Monk: Damn, hell of a first roll.

Gunslinger: Yeah, these dice eat.

~several nat 1s and a broken gun later~

Gunslinger: I'm retiring these dice.

Cleric: I thought you said those dice eat?

Bard: Yeah, eat shit.

Gunslinger: I hate you all.

[dear-ao3]

[where-is-tom-scott-today]

[shiftythrifting]

I bought a little pot at a little antique store in East Rochester, NH, US. (It's really made from cast iron!) (And I only bought it to make the pot joke. Best seven bucks spent!) Lighter for scale.