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random our life social media headcanons

bascially just how i think each of the characters use social media!

cove: probably only signed up for a social media account because of mc. doesn't post that often tbh, and when he does it's either a beach pic or something involving orca. he'd definitely make a post when orca hits some sort of milestone. only ever posts selfies when it's with mc for special occasions like christmas or their anniversary. there would definitely be a random post of just a really pretty picture of mc that he didn't mean to post but kept it there anyway because the picture's just so damn perfect.

derek: didn't make a social media acc until sometime in step 4 because he was always too busy for it before that. i feel like he'd post quite often, be it about what he did that day/week, a new book he read or a film he watched, and some photo dumps here and there. definitely has a decent amount of followers.

baxter: this man's social medias definitely follow a certain aesthetic. edgy poetry quotes, film quotes, dark song lyrics. some black and white photography in between. absolutely zero pictures of himself. his profile pic is probably a landscape photo that he took ages ago. his bio would either be a song lyric or completely blank. (or he probably doesn't have social media at all)

cliff: doesn't really know how to use social media, but enjoys it nonetheless. posts pictures of the beach and sometimes stuff about his shop. in my head he's totally obssessed with national geographic. once he figured out that post notifs were a thing, he decided he most definitely wanted to be notified when nat geo posted. and i feel like maybe he'd post a baby pic of cove, just because he could.

kyra: posts pictures pretty often of just about anything. like coffee or a glass of wine, or some photos of places she visits. is a pretty good photographer and you can tell by her posts that it's something she prides herself upon. definitely posts cove's baby pics when it's his birthday. does a lot of DIY stuff and posts about that too.

pamela: total facebook mom. spends so much of her time scrolling through argument threads in comment sections. picks a side and leaves a like on all of that person's replies. probably gets into a few arguments herself, tbh. only posts family pics. can watch 5 minute crafts videos for hours on end, albeit while angrily talking to her screen about how none of what they're doing makes sense. scrolls with her index finger.

noelani: definitely falls into the most random internet rabbit holes at like 3 am. mostly just shares what her wife posts. gets the most random mix of content on her feed and she lives for every bit of it. unironically uses 😀 and 🙂. watches plenty of kitten and puppy videos

liz: doesn't use social media that often, but when she does, it's to post a quick but somehow meticulously well-written rant about something that may have been bothering her. or to post something family related for a special occasion like a birthday or something

lee: probably an influencer. actively participates in trends, posts selfies often, and maybe a singing video or two. has probably made a thirst trap. she probably also has a fanbase of her own. has a spam account that she posts on about 15 times a day.

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