#tfw you're a fairly decent elf and your host is brain-dead human asshole

[the-black-bulls]

What If: Humans & Elves

Luck: CLIFF DIVING~~!

Lufulu, screaming from the depth of his mind: STAY IN THE GROUND, LUCK. DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MY WORDS, LUCK. STAY. IN. THE. GROUND. I AM BEGGING YOU, STAY IN THE FUCKI—KYAAAAAAH!

Luck: Oohoho, a bizarre looking mushroom~~!

Lufulu: H-hey, NO, NO! DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT THING, LUCK! You will doom us both, not even your human knowledge could deal with this—

Luck: Oopsie, it's slipped inside my mouth~~!

Lufulu: SPITE IT OUT! SPITE IT OUT!

Magna: ...Dude, I can literally hear him screaming inside you.

[somewhere else]

Gauche: Aah, I miss Marie so much~~!

Drowa, after a long-drawn-out sigh: Listen, when you look at your sister you're looking at MINE, and I do NOT want my sis-no, BOTH sisters to see you looking at them like a FREAK!

Gauche: I know, I'll visit her after the mission~~!

Drowa: Please. Do better. Be better. You're still young, there must be hope somewhere inside of you, AND THAT HOPE IS ME! I'm the hope, I'm the voice of reason, I'm the missing conscience! STOP IGNORING ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Gauche: Get your bugs away from me, Zora! I've got one already and it's buzzling in my ears nonstop!

Zora: ...Wow, you really is an asshole.