#that sometimes all he'd have to do is be like 'aw i lost my puppy' or some shit and he'd be able to get people

[vagueiish]

i think that it's gonna be oli's canon that he and asta did meet before the events of the game. like, briefly. and very shortly before, mere days

and, yeah, asta did try to seduce the guy and bring him back to cazador. but oli's hella insecure + he's demi. so like not really interested (yet) (i mean, come on, he wants to know how he could be into someone only five minutes after meeting) + he's almost willfully oblivious to flirting (and also thanks some timely intervention from a family friend! what luck!!!) so he's safe. barely.

mostly i want this big, dumb interaction where asta tries to be seductive and oli's like ????? the whole time. something along the lines of:

oli, trying to make polite conversation while waiting out the rain: so, uh... what's your name? astarion: whatever you want it to be, darling~ oli, not exactly unused to being flirted with but isn't exactly super used to it and doesn't want to make assumptions: is... is that elven, or...?

[yanderemadness]

[Yandere Ganji with a hunter darling]

Tw: General Yandere themes

Small reminder that my requests are open <333

The contract.

It happened too fast for Ganji.

There had been news that there was a new hunter in the manor, Naturally he didn't care at first.

He found this more as a challenge then anything else, he'd make sure you would be scared of him.

So when he finally saw that he got matched with you, he was ecstatic for sure.

He'd make sure you'd cower down to him even if that meant using all his cricket balls.

The match had started awhile ago, Kevin had been chaired and eliminated, Victor got downed and Jose was currently hurt.

Ganji wasn't entirely convinced this was skill, instead he thought of it as 'beginners luck'.

There were still 3 ciphers left and Ganji was sure he'd do them all.

..Wait why was his heart pumping?

Quickly he turned around, scanning the area for you.

It didn't take long to fine you.

There you stood, with a massive scythe in your hand.

You gave him a wave and a small smile, muttering an apology along the way.

Ganji looked at you with adoration and awe instead of his original scowl.

He didn't even try to avoid your attack, watching you chuckle at his stubbornness to leave.

"Hey, you know you're supposed to run, right?~"

Your voice was music to his ears, it felt like an angel was talking to him.

And once again, instead of running away, he started running in circles around you.

"Eh? Mr. Batter? Are you feeling alright?"

It made you worried over how he was acting, almost making yourself surrender for his sake.

Any angry or challenging aura from him had completely disappeared.

He wasn't sure why this was happening to him, but he could care less.

"What's your name?" Was his first question at you.

"[Y/n], but I'm more known as The Reaper!" You answered with a happy smile.

A small smile creeped onto his face, he wanted this moment to last forever, but he knew this match was bound to stop soon.

"Hit me again."

His tone didn't make it seem like a request.

More like a demand.

You didn't hesitate to do so, happily hitting him with the scythe, which made him fall to the ground with a smile.

The hunter in front of him picked him up, and carried him towards the chair.

-

Ever since that, Ganji was ecstatic to be in a match with you.

He kept following you around like a lost puppy,sometimes even kiting you so you'd be around him longer.

It felt great.

That was until one day he wanted more.

He came towards you, explaining how he'd want to stay around you, be with you all the time and more.

You stared at him confused, before giggling and offering him...a paper?

Ganji read it carefully, it stated some interesting facts.

He'd get to stay with you forever,but it return...he'd have to give up his mortal life and become a hunter.

Ganji signed it immediately.

-

It had been awhile since he became a hunter, generally he was good at it, making sure no survivor escaped.

Whenever you were in duo hunters, he'd hang around you and hit the survivors for you.

He was happy like this, knowing you'd never leave him now.

And you? You were happy you had him.

If anyone even dared to seduce you, he'd hurt them badly.

In the end? This contract was a good idea for him.

I hope you guys liked it <3333

Bye! <3

[euphoriic-dysphoria]

Blue hair - Bucky Barnes

Firs time posting something like this on Tumblr, I welcome constructive criticism, anything to make my writing better and easier to read. As long as you're not an ass about it.

Summary: you've wanted to dye your hair for sometime now, but you're too scared to do it all by yourself and it seems like a whole big thing now that you keep kinda wanna do with a friend. Yes I'm projecting😅😅

THERE MIGHT BE A PART TWO, NOT REALLY SURE YET.

Warnings ⚠️ : none, just extreme flustered bucky, whipped bucky, fluff ig yeah. Without further ado,

Bucky was falling for you. Hard. He fell more each and everyday, but somehow, you were either not into him at all, or painfully oblivious.

He said painfully, because everytime you expressed even the slightest discomfort, even if on the Quinjet you just couldn't fall asleep, bucky just had this inexplicable urge to suddenly bring you all the pillows in the world to make you happy and laugh and smile your beautiful smile.

Bucky wasn't stupid. He'd seen how smart you were on missions, and how fast you'd solved riddles to annoy Tony. You would never be oblivious to things like this. He'd long ago accepted that he was just gonna be a friend to you, of course that didn't stop him from daydreaming about you, or freezing up everytime you brushed your arm with his.

After all, some might assume what with bucky falling head over heels for you (literally, but that's a story for another time, including Sam and being at the beach) that you guys were probably best friends or at least pretty close. Nope. Bucky was embarrassed to say that you stole away all his old fashioned Brooklyn charm the minute you were in a 2 meter radius. He was so nervous he stumbled over his words and opted to just stay quiet and enjoy your presence.

Of course, you thought that bucky was just naturally shy, and well- akward. It never occurred to you that you were the cause of that shyness, but you didn't mind. You found it endearing and utterly adorable the way a pale pink would wash over his features, and brush across his nose.

Today, he was utterly relaxed, pink free, in his room in the Avengers tower, reading and trying to get the thought of you out of his mind. That was hard when abruptly a hard knock sounded at his door, and he was just about to turn around and ignore it, when he heard you mumbling and thinking outside. Supersoldierhearing

Closing his book, he straightened up and furrowed his brow, thinking as to why you'd be outside his room. He hoped everything was alright.

"buckkyyyyyyyy! Woa-hiya, how are YOU on this verrrry fine morning?" You stumbled into his room, bucky was so deep into his thoughts he wasn't aware he opened the door so suddenly, you almost fell in.

A whirlwind of chaotic energy, you recovered quickly and jumped about, before turning back to where bucky was frozen at his door.

You were only wearing a T shirt.

Now, it was 7 in the morning, and most of the avengers were well aware that you walked around in a t-shirt in the mornings, well, only Steve and Nat cause they were the only ones that woke up then. Normally, bucky wakes up earlier to do his run, and so by the time you wake up, he's showered and reading in his room.

Shaking his head a bit to uh, clear up his thoughts, he quietly trudged back to his bed, where you were sitting and excitedly bouncing up and down on.

You gave him a good morning half hug, as you were practically buzzing with energy.

Oh. That alone was more that enough to make Bucky's cheeks start to glow a dusty pink.

However, you were already setting up the boxes of hair dye on his night stand.

"ok. Alright buck, are you ready for maybe the most important decision of your lifetime?? Ahem-" Buckys eyes widened as you did a little drumroll, jiggling your thighs and bringing up your shirt a bit, but you were too absorbed in the boxes you didn't even notice.

In your best announcer voice, you looked at him and grinned. "Blue, or red?" Holding up each colour respectively.

Huh? Bucky was so focused on your smile he practically missed what you said, which would've been hella embarrassing.

"uh- I'm not- where is this coming from?" Bucky almost winced at his voice, coming out hoarse and deep.

With an angelic smile on your face a devil would fall for, you patiently explained the hair dye situation. You wanted to dye your hair. Check. You already bought the hair dye. Check. And last but not least, now you were waiting on one of your friends to reply to you about dying their hair too. This wasn't a demanding act, for you only hit up the people you knew also had wanted to dye their hair too.

"i-i uh whyreyaaskingme?" Oh god. Before Bucky had anytime to mentally smAcK himself for mumbling like that, you were already replying.

With a soft smile you said, "well of course I'm asking you buck, I don't think it's very nice to knock on people's doors at 7 in the morning unless they're awake, and Nat and Steve left together to get coffee. Plus, I trust your opinion, I'm sure you have an excellent sense of style." You teased, reminding him of the time he refused to wear a ridiculous suit that Tony had jokingly, not really, designed.

Buck sighed quietly, as you made your way to the bathroom to compare the colours. Ouch. It was never a nice feeling to know you had come to him out of necessity. Little did he know, you had earlier rushed Nat and Steve straight outta here, in attempts to build a closer bond with bucky. Those two just shared a smug little knowing look, before hightailing it right out of the tower.

Lost in his thoughts, bucky didn't realize you had stopped muttering to yourself about the hair colours.

It was quiet. Too quiet. In the bathroom, there was absolutely no sound.

Bucky frowned, making his way over, and knocked on the door.

"can-uh do you mind if I come in?" Bucky knocked.

The door creaked open, and Bucky peeked inside to find your dejected expression and little pouty lips as you sat on the edge of the sink counter, scrolling through your phone.

"hey- wh-whats wrong doll?" Aw jeez. Cut it out, he said firmly in his head. Stop stuttering, just talk to her like a normal person.

"you- wanna tell me why you're looking like a sad puppy down over here?" Bucky's breath hitches as he's in the middle of berating himself for comparing you to a puppy, when you finally look up and meet his eyes, droplets threatening to leak and break past your waterline.

Bucky's heart just about cracks at the sadness radiating off of you. As far as he knows, you of all people should never have to feel this sad. All nervousness forgotten, he quickly bends down and tilts your chin up, tenderly wiping away the tears that have now started their journey down your cheeks.

It's been 5 minutes of you and him, leaning against each other as he wipes away the quiet tears that keep replacing each other.

Finally, in a quiet voice, you explain. At first it was just the dissapointment of no one wanting to really dye their hair with you. But you understood. Really, it was early in the morning, and it was easy to see why people didn't wanna dye their hair right away, or at all even. You completely and totally respected them and their choices. But then, you thought, maybe they're annoyed at me. Maybe, they don't like me anymore. Maybe they wish I'd leave them alone. Maybe they'd be better off without me.

You were well aware you were spiralling, but after the negative thoughts started, it was hard to stop. You had anxiety of these types of things.

Countless times, Nat and Wanda had had to reassure your wanted presence and that the team did love you.

While you were explaining, Buckys arms slowly snaked around to embrace you, and put his chin on top of you head. He was sad, simply because you were.

But listening to your thought process made him realize that you were human too, and it opened his eyes to listen to your anxiousness, no matter how much it still hurt.

Uh oh. The feeling was coming back, tugging at bucky, eating him away, making him want to do anything to make you happier.

Tightening his arms around you one last time before releasing you, he blurted, "uh- I'll dye m-my hair."

Your eyes widened. A small smile slowly creeped onto your tear streaked face. "Yo-you'd do that f-for me?" You hiccuped.

Holy shit. Oh man. Bucky would've tattooed his face if it gave you that little glowing smile and hopeful face you were giving to him now.

"Oh doll. You wouldn't believe what I'd do for you."

PART TWO IS NOW UP

[ebony-witch]

Grunge Michael Headcanons

One of my personal favorite stage of Michael, I tried to make this gender neutral

I'm not really a writer and I'm not sure if this is good but I really love Michael's "teen" stage and I hope you like it!

You lived in Ms.Mead’s neighborhood a few houses down from hers

You were one of the few neighbors that actually liked her

You found her a little strange but you weren’t very judgmental

When you were walking home from school you couldn’t help but notice someone new who looked around your age

A beautiful boy with blonde hair dressed head to toe in black

He caught your stare and gave you a shy smile

In that moment, nothing else was important to you

You were so in awe that you tripped and fell into a nearby rose bush

You wanted to be swallowed whole and disappear..

'I just embarrassed myself in front of the most gorgeous person I've ever seen' you thought

He jogged over to you to see if you were alright

Up close, you discovered that he had the most alluring pair of piercing blue eyes you’ve ever seen

If you could die right now you'd do so happily

You had a few cuts on your leg due to the thorns but you decided that it was worth it

You didn't know this at the time but he was equally as enticed with you

He thought you were the was stunning person on the face of the planet

He told you his name was Michael and that he was now living with Ms.Mead

Michael

‘How angelic, it really suits him’ you thought

You thought it was a little unusual that she'd adopt a kid, especially at his age, but you knew she was a rather lonely woman and you definitely weren't complaining

After that encounter, you two started to see more of each other but neither of you would make a move

After school when you'd walk home Michael would wait out on the porch and find something random to do just to see you walk by and wave

And occasionally you would pretend that your cat had gone missing just to show up at his door and exchange a few words

Which is a little creepy on both your ends but it was honestly so adorable

Other than that, you two would nervously pass adoring glances to each other

So Ms.Mead thought she'd settle this

Ms.Mead didn't approve of this "friendship" at first

She thought he should use his time to focus on world domination instead of staring at his cute neighbor

But she had to consider how much love he has been deprived of in his short life

He was still part human after all and humans need love of some sort to thrive

So she decided to give it a shot at setting you and Michael up, after all he was growing on her

Neither of you would make move even though anyone with half a brain could spot the attraction between you and Michael from a mile away

She invited you to run errands with her and Michael and even invited you to come over for dinner

While she wanted to get you both close she also was testing you seeing if you could even really handle Michael

She believed Michael needed someone dark and strong willed to be at Michael's side when he fulfills his destiny, and for all the years she has known you she thinks you definitely have potential and trusts you

After that, you and Michael would hang out every chance you got

Y'all would do everything together

Stay up and watch scary movies

Play video games

Sneak over each other's house to talk all night

Lisen to some punk ass music all day in his room

Paint each other's nails black

Pretty soon he’d be following you around like a lost puppy

He'd want to be around you all the time

Sometimes you'd skip school to spend the whole day together

Even though you thought your life was pretty boring, he found it intriguing

He liked the simplicity in your normal life and loved the way you would talk about it

When you asked him about his life before Ms. Mead he just told you his parents and other relatives had died and she found him

You could tell he skipped over a lot of details but you didn't want to pry

you had a strange suspicion about the nature of his darkness but he had such an innocent appearance so you just ignored it

Untill one day at the store

You went with Michael and Ms. Mead to purchase a goat head for her incantation

The butcher was being an asshole to Ms. Mead

After Micheal stood up for her, the lights flickered and various knives flew through the butchers chest

Right away you knew it was Micheal

You knew then that he wasn't just some edgy kid...

This has been in my drafts for months, hopefully you like it! 😭

[behind-the-hood]

Hey babes, been a while, huh? So, I've been thinking about how I want to get back into the flow of things, and with that came my update on what all's been going on. And it's a lot. So I'm going to hit the big points and my pets, because they are my babies ❤

So, I got divorced, which was great. He's stolen my half of our last tax return he was required by our divorce agreement to give to me, and kept my stimulus checks, which is not great, and I will be taking him to court when my lawyer says the system isn't as slow as a snail on glue.

I've got myself a new boyfriend. He's...the best thing ever ❤ I don't wanna get too mushy on you guys, but imma marry that man ❤ We've been together for over a year now, and in that time we actually lost his mom...and that one still hurts me. She...didn't die in a pleasant way, and I hate that she won't get to see us get married or see her first grandbaby or any of the things she was so excited to see and do...😞

On a less depressing note, I got a lot of new pets. I got a job at the vet, and day four into my job, a couple of big ol' king shepherds came in; they were strays. (I theorize they came from a puppy mill.) Anyway, I adopted the female, and the male was sent to a shelter for german shepherds. Korra, that's what I named her, started getting fat not too long into my owning her. Or so I thought. A couple months later, I went from owning one dog to owning eleven. She had been pregnant and we were in major denial, lol. Anyway, the birth went well, all the babies were healthy, even the runt was doing good at first. She didn't end up making it, she was half the size of the others and some time into the second day, she stopped eating. Korra was sad when her baby died, but after about ten minutes of leaning over the runt protectively, she let me take her. I don't know if her instincts said it was best for the other puppies or what, but she eventually let it happen. After the eight weeks were up, and with the help of my childhood friend, we got all the puppies new homes. I kept one, named him Mikey. She and her parents kept a couple. She named her puppy Fonzie, and her parents named theirs Butch. All three get to go to the park on Sundays and play together. Korra doesn't go too often because she's protective of Mikey and we're working on that, but for now, she's too aggressive and by no means a small dog, so baby steps.

Edit: Captain passed away in November. It was particularly upsetting to me because he was sick before I left for Arizona for a few weeks, and I wasn't going to go if I thought he wasn't going to make it, but everyone insisted he'd be okay and that I should go. He didn't make it, and I hate that I didn't get to say goodbye...but he passed in his sleep at the vet, and he was on medication that kept most of his pain at bay...and that's probably all I could ask for...because they had called the day before asking if we wanted to have him put down, and we never got to make that decision...I feel like it was better that way...it always hurts more to have to put them down...Edit over.

My boyfriend and I also got a kitten. It's cute; he's never really had a pet of his own before and he's super excited about it. I wish I could describe to you the wonder and amazement on his face when he saw Victor use his litter box for the first time 😂 He just picked right up on it, and my boyfriend was so proud 🥰How we came about getting Victor is a little bit more depressing. Or stressful. I don't know; I'll tell you what happened and you can decided. His mom had a few cats, and Big Girl was pregnant. She had four little babies, one of them being Victor. I kept making jokes about wanting to keep him, but my boyfriend and mom were both adamant that I had more than enough pets--which is fair because I do, lol--anyway, they were hitting about seven or eight weeks old when my boyfriend and I were leaving one morning. He was taking me home before he went to work. He turned on the car and we heard a blood curdling screech from in the hood. I panicked and got out just in time to see a kitten run out from under the car dragging its front paw and trying to get away. I caught him and started panicking and crying because his paw was bleeding and I could see bone and I was just in a frenzie. My boyfriend had to get to work though--sometimes his work ethics are cute, sometimes they are frustrating 🙃--so I called my mom on the way to my house and told her what all had transpired and to have a crate ready because we were going to the vet. She called the vet to let them know ahead of time and when we got there, Victor was immediately taken back and examined. Long story short, the belt in the car had cut through two of his finger bones but the rest of the cut was superficial. They decided he would need surgery and sutures. We agreed, we paid, we prayed he lived through the surgery, and then we waited. Good news is that Sweet Baby lived, he barely had a limp despite almost losing his paw, he hated his sutures, and now he runs around and plays with Theo like nothing ever happened, lol. And my boyfriend just adores Victor, and it's very cute 🥰

Anyway, I couldn't stay at the vet because I kept getting sick and breaking out in hives and, turns out, I'm allergic to nearly everything under the sun except for foods and lizards 🙃 I decided to go into real estate like my mom instead, and I just finished up all my classes and am ready to go into the thick of it!! Wish me luck in that endeavor 😁👍

So anyway, I can't think of anything else at the moment. That's my life update--Oh! I got covid from my mom. My quarantine ended literally two days ago, but I only had a cough. That being said, I've been suffering from a sinus infection for well over a month now, and got my period in the middle of it all, so that was awful 🙃 But! All of this is to tell you that I'm hoping to get back into my writing soon, and can present you guys with all the things I never got to finish or would totally love to start!! 😁

There's no set date on when I think I'll have anything ready, but I'm hoping over the next month or so, I can put out the third part of the Papa Makedon series out. I also hope over the course of the week I can start looking at all the asks I'm sure tumblr never told me I had 🙃

Love you, babes!! I hope you all have kept safe and healthy, and I hope to get back with you soon 😁🤙

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Here's my sweet girl Korra with all her babies. I believe they were about a couple days old at that point.

And here's my Mikey, as a wee one and as a big boy ❤ He's turning one on August 3rd you guys~ 🥰

And here's little Victor (please excuse the food on his nose, I thought it was adorable, lol. I've just mostly got videos of him, and not too many pictures 😅)