#that was MY lunch you overgrown fish freak!!! hell-llooo? didn't you see the S- shield lunch box??? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mamawasatesttube · 19 days

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fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:

"Superboy's told me all about this guy."

(adventures of superman #533)

can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.

#rimi's comic liveblogging #Let Kon Talk Shit Again 2k24 #when i complain about bendis destroying the kon & clark bond this is what i mean 😔 idek what's going on in current dc though i gave up tbh #but THIS. this is the good kush!!!!#iirc this is before kon knows clark's secret id but after he finds out i just know he shows up in the clois apartment like #UGH YOU GUYS. KING SHARK ATE MY HOT DOGS!!!!!!! he also tried to kill me and 5 other people but like BRO!! DUDE!!!#that was MY lunch you overgrown fish freak!!! hell-llooo? didn't you see the S- shield lunch box???#or is your brain as smooth as your skin!!! huh????#clark: actually sharks have quite rough--#kon: no they're smooth.#clark: i. don't think that's true son. but alright #i just. clenches fist. i love the superfam a really normal amount #kon #clark

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