#the old pep can't come to the phone rn bc he's dead !
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fab confirming pep tried to poach balde and yamal ooooh that man truly is the filthiest of rats
#'i would never try to steal messi from barça they're the club of my life they need him 🥺🥺🥺' to this loool kys you mentally ill fraud#'but but he's a culer 🥺🥺🥺'#that man is a known catalan poetry enthusiast spinning pretty words and paying lip service is practically his bread n butter#atp not even his fault citylona stans living vicariously through his success fall for the act. wake up he secretly hates you!!!#he is not the man he was pre oilcity you need to accept that there's a demon inhabiting his skinsuit now#the old pep can't come to the phone rn bc he's dead !
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