Save Yourself, Don’t Watch Death Note
I documented my thoughts while watching the new Death Note movie so...here you go.
1. Music is nice
2. Tf is this opening scene
3. ....the quiz ??????
4. edgy hair and all
5. Typical misunderstood girl
6. THE CIG??????
7. what's with the dramatic wind???? did no one else see the book?? (1:37:26)
8. random hard rain????
9. Bullies wtf
10. the girl
11. light WTF (1:36:34)
12. he sounds like an 8 year old
13. he acts like an 8 year old
14. Mia lied cuz she a ho
15. Light shut up UR SO EDGY!!! (1:35:21)
16. HIS MOM??? SHOULDNT BE DEAD??
17. okay principal is a dick but tbh it's an edgy movie what did I expect
18. he still likes her why
19. detention??????
20. he looks so gross
21. HE ACTS GROSS WTH (1:34:12)
22. the book looks gross
23. EW CREEPY TONGUE LICK
24. why r u reading it out loud
25. the book has been used?? why?? what??
26. also there should be lines
27. RYUK??? BBY?????? he didn't try to scare him in reality unmmmm what
28. "Hello?" @ monster (1:32:55)
29. RYUK LOOKS COOL DUDE
30. screaming omg I'm dead kill me
31. THE SCREAMING (1:32:14)
32. u fuckin child
33. APPLE!
34. cool voice
35. more screaming
36. AND THEN HES FINE?????????
37. "I'm asleep" stereotype
38. I love Ryuk babe
39. but what'd they do to him
40. LIGHT'S FACEEEEE IM DED (1:30:47)
41. bullies aren't like that um
42. so now Ryuk is the bad guy?
43. "I don't have a pen"
44. why does Ryuk have a pen
45. WHY IS LIGHT LISTENING
46. um wtf
47. DECAPITATION???????
48. "Watch" IM
49. HIS FACE (1:29:02)
50. decapitated by a ladder
51. GORE IS OFF THE CHARTS
52. and then Ryuk is like "k now here lemme accept it"
53. WHAT (1:28:15)
54. apparently his dad is a drunk and they live in a trailer
55. Light is apathetic towards the bully dying and so is the dad
56. "death of someone? meh. cheating? OH DEAR GAWD"
57. edgy kid and so disrespectful (1:26:53)
58. ......what is this family ???
59. Light is so disrespectful and the dad doesn't even care
60. edgy music
61. A P P L E
62. what, u gonna kill ur daddy?
63. "Don't trust Rie-uk" NOT HOW U SAY IT
64. monster in the closet ;) (1:25:06)
65. let's play with the creature in the closet!
66. human hand
67. fast eating
68. screaming again
69. "Ree-you-k" a so much better
70. casually talking (1:24:13)
71. what is this...
72. "UR FINGERS R HUGE" WHAAAAT [funny line tho cuz that’d be me]
73. "No shark attacks while someone's on the toilet" admittedly funny
74. they act as if this is a casual occurrence
75. IGNORES RULES AND WARNINGS AND DECIDES TO KILL OKAY YEAH SURE (1:22:45)
76. "Gotta get mummy's killer" oh give me a break
77. Of course he's gorging himself
78. *from earlier* light didn't care about the bully dying for more than two seconds
79. that's..such an improbable way to die (1:21:10)
80. bad hiding
81. Light is so bad at hiding
82. "Ur ma was a hippie" oh okay that explains his name
83. UM LIGHT WTF UR SO BAD AT ACTING
84. EVERYONE IS BAD AT ACTING KMS
85. fuckin Ryuk
86. I like his face tho is cool (1:19:43)
87. openly uses book in school
88. "Kenny was a sociopath... i wish id seen it"
89. Mia is a bitch
90. they're awkward
91. she's so weird
92. BAD ACTING ABOUT IT
93. "Can't tell you" "k bye" "U WANNA KNOW?" (1:17:54)
94. she doesn't see Ryuk
95. "Ur poetry sucks" funny
96. HIS FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE SEEs IT
97. "I have a death god" and she S M I L E S and then just stays cuz it's so normal
98. "Lemme kill someone to prove to you" (1:16:27)
99. same school thing okay that's fine
100. why wouldn't the police just shoot him
101. Hit by a truck and that's not how it....I'm..what
102. "I killed him" BITCH RUN
103. he's a sociopath. simple
104. she doesn't care (1:14:55)
105. okay so he has an easy excuse. mommy issues
106. "Think I'm crazy?" "No, not crazy enough. we could change the world"
107. sneaking into the house together what
108. why am I spending time watching this
109. STOP KISSING PLS
110. "YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK" Oh okay so no consent? sure fine totally (1:13:40)
111. and they have sex okay sure
112. HIS FACE IS WHAT
113. creepy relationship
114. kissing while killing
115. Asian guy killed
116. laughing at it
117. THEY made up the name? oh hell no (1:12:08)
118. OH MY GOD "killer in Japanese so they'll look on the wrong continent"
119. laughing at it all
120. riots for him????? I can't even tbh
121. Kira is suddenly a good guy for everyone okay sure whatever u ass
122. HEY IS IT L HEY HEY
123. "Tokyo nightclub" YOU ASSES (1:10:00)
124. hey it's my boy L yo
125. he looks stupid snooping around the scene
126. bad acting
127. L is cool ig
128. I'm so confused what is this
129. very very bad acting
130. ....THE SINGING!!!!!
131. and somehow L falls asleep to it (1:07:48)
132. obvious green screen
133. Light is so obvious
134. "Is there a complaint department if I don't like one of Kira's choices" I like the dad he's funny
135. dad ig looks similar in a whitewashed way
136. all the papers on the ground and "eat shit" cuz that's normal
137. the screen wasn't even in a phone call okay
138. Watari never showed his face (1:04:57)
139. why is his dad so rude
140. no voice changer
141. he's so messy what
142. candy obsession
143. thanks for the true to anime sitting that's good
144. HOW DO YOU KNOW SEATTLE?
145. oh first kill? (1:03:49)
146. and now she's manipulative
147. "It's not like that" How do you know??
148. not bad representation of L
149. you can't tell his age go away
150. ice cream pfft
151. "REST YOUR GLUTES" Funny
152. how did the police miss that (1:01:14)
153. why would you trust Light's dad then
154. speaking with Kira okay that's actually realistic
155. L never, and I mean NEVER, showed his face publicly
156. does light have nothing better to do
157. "He's a coward" Oh yeah do it
158. Ryuk I love you (59:17)
159. Ryuk laughing ily
160. okay so you got it light that sure okay fine
161. "THEN, James, ID BE DEAD" I love him
162. funny scene
163. why is Light sneaking downstairs You're so Obvious
164. SO OBVIOUS WTH
165. ...how is his dad so...oblivious
166. irony
167. ...more obviousness wth (56:53)
168. "A particularly bright kid" no he obviously isn't
169. stalker is obvious
170. and she's the manipulater okay
171. "Care-a"
172. SASSY LIGHT WOOT
173. she's a bitch
174. she's going to write in it isn't she
175. probably took it
176. she's a bitch okay (54:39)
177. *from earlier* why'd they change the if you touch the note thing
178. oh so the heart attack thing is back
179. agent franks is being controlled
180. L is shocked sureeeeeeeee not how he is tbh
181. what's this pop music I like it
182. inappropriate timing tho
183. and they walk off the building I'm screaming okay whatever
184. in Japan? what
185. screaming about the death note in school
186. OBVIOUSLY IT WAS HER
187. Ryuk is so sassy
188. okay so Ryuk’s killing them? Jesus that's not how it works
189. you can't kill a god of death idiot
190. what's with the name thing (51:37)
191. she's so demented
192. his dad already what is going on
193. she's insane and wanting to kill his dad....
194. SHES TRYING TO GET HIM TO KILL HIS DAD?!?!
195. Mia what the actual fuck
196. L isn't bad
197. his dad is ready to die? (49:22)
198. is he going to kill his dad cuz I feel like he is
199. what's with L's old phone?
200. okay so he's figured out who Kira is
201. what's with the sleeping?
202. I love how Ryuk is in the book Light is reading
203. casual approaching
204. HIS SITTING L I like you
205. confronting him...
206. LIGHT IS SASSY
207. why is Ryuk like this I wonder (46:53)
208. cool lighting tho
209. giving himself away
210. face shown
211. why are they fighting
212. "I dont even carry a gun, it's distracting" best line
213. L is actually cool
214. light is fucking insane
215. no one notices the fighting
216. ew here SHE is again
217. push her into the mud she's ugly
218. "I'm a cheerleader. nothing mattered before you" best excuse
219. "I love you" I'm.. (44:16)
220. ew ew ew ew ew they're so gross
221. you need his full name um
222. not going to kill Watari
223. only 1 name able to be burned okay
224. creepy monk orphan
225. CREEPY MONK ORPHANAGE
226. why is Watari listening
227. Mia go away pls
228. L doesn't think this is weird with Watari? (41:18)
229. the tattoo is cool behind L’s ear but why is it there
230. I like L actually
231. he freaks out? unlike his character
232. top hat
233. casual L
234. so obvious um
235. girl isn't even gone and now they're talking
236. unlike L's character (39:21)
237. she's still there
238. Police brutality UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
239. CHOKE HOLD?!
240. THREATENING TO KILL L!!!
241. UM LIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
242. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
243. AND HIS FUCKING FATHER???? (38:18)
244. pfft Ryuk
245. "Is there anything I need to know" he would 100% support Kira
246. L in the background
247. completely calm after this ????
248. did they not look into the girl
249. why is Watari singing
250. Light is so obvious
251. THE TOPHATTT
252. Watari is probs going to die (35:41)
253. CREEPY ORPHANAGE
254. ghostly panting???????????? [subtitles]
255. Ryuk can't..I'm ...what
256. this is actually a cult tho
257. secret tunnel okay yes
258. what's with the weird music (34:12)
259. why is L so strung out
260. awkwardly morose
261. homecoming awkwardness
262. TOP HAT
263. middle fingers wouldn't be allowed
264. rat
265. I bet Watari is going to die. Light will probably be too late to/forget to burn the page
266. what happened to the monks? why did they leave the papers? plot hole
267. top hat
268. frosted tips like [ex’s name]
269. "Normal people scare me" the worst thing yet (31:32)
270. called it. Watari is dead
271. I don't get what the page
272. ohh to burn his name
273. she's fucking creepy and weird
274. and Light doesn't really care
275. top hat (29:21)
276. and then hugging
277. she's insane.....
278. "I saved you again" I'm screaming
279. ....what the actually hell is wrong with her. LIGHT FUCKING DUMP HER
280. I absolutely hate her
281. why is she able to write in it
282. ...and of course she killed him
283. she's insane, like actually completely insane (27:35)
284. What's with all the rules thing
285. I ACTUALLY HATE HER WHAT THE HELL
286. Ryuk wouldn't let this happen he isn't a bad guy
287. L is now even more insane and going to kill Light
288. inappropriate music
289. Light's ugly running (26:19)
290. why didn't he burn his own page
291. why didn't he put her in there towards the end so she couldn't see it
292. Plot holes
293. WRITE HER FING NAME (24:50)
294. did he leave the book
295. L is coming for you bitch also he can't drive so
296. inappropriate music and close ups
297. L is cool lol look @ his awesome running
298. ohhhh he's cool (23:22)
299. parkour
300. Light's running is like not pressing the correct buttons on a quick time
301. L's running is awesome
302. nice lighting tbh
303. KILL HIM KILL HIM (21:50)
304. "Lord Kira" kill me
305. is this supposed to be a romantic scene when she wrote his name in the book?
306. he's carrying a gun like literally what
307. he should kill her (20:30)
308. KILL HER KILL HER
309. inappropriate music
310. "Lets run away together"
311. she's insane and still smiling
312. he probs wrote her name (19:28)
313. probs pushes him out
314. oh look @ Ryuk
315. OH YESSSSSS HE KILLED HER OH YES
316. his reasoning
317. "You said you loved me I thought you wouldn't take it" you moron (18:17)
318. why would you take it back
319. did she already burn his page?
320. why is Ryuk involved
321. shouldn't they both die? they're both in it
322. THE MUSIC IS BACK WHAT
323. the book why would you catch it
324. THE MUSIC IS SO INAPPROPRIATE IM SCREAMING (16:51)
325. oh there they go! bye bye b
326. I love Ryuk's smile
327. the slowmo
328. everyone's faces
329. the flowers exploding
330. is Light alive????
331. is she???
332. I'm confused tbh (16:02)
333. she's dead
334. L is still alive yay!
335. free death note page
336. omfg it burned no
337. Light is alive probs 🙄
338. who took the random book? (14:45)
339. more killings
340. apparently everyone hates L?? that's not how he was treated
341. Who is this guy that picked up the book
342. why would you give back the book (13:42)
343. such an obvious place to leave it
344. the phone screen isn't on a call
345. is he going to wake up
346. yes
347. oh and he keeps the book you weirdo
348. she was insane why is he sorry
349. his dad is ugly and gross go away (12:10)
350. WAIT PLOT HOLE he was supposed to be in a coma but his dad knocked. his dad wouldn’t know he’s awake?
351. Dad somehow doesn't care it was Light
352. L what are you doing
353. is his dad going to join in... oh no
354. why would you need to write all this down idek man
355. what is L doing..oh nvm wait why did he act surprised by this (9:07)
356. so now L is thrown off course? oh going to write Light's name?
357. do it son, pls do it he's ugly
358. inappropriate music
359. Ryuk laughing (7:30)
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