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starkcontrasts · 2 years

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something abt theseus scamander in the new fantastic beast movie showing up just to look good, visibly judge both dumbledore and dumbledore's taste in men, be the Super Official Liaison™ so they could get in to the election party without questions asked, get damseled then saved by his baby brother, prove he'd make a lovely dad and that he does in fact have at least a bit of newt's affinity for animals just. yeah. love that for king

#theseus scamander #fbawtft #emphasis on the look pretty and judge dumbledore part #newt was really telling him to trust albus and theseus was like?? probably not but i can fake well enough for you #the whole part where dumbledore was explaining his blood oath with gellert theseus was just like #i now know more information abt ur private life than i've ever wanted to know #why #also him getting knocked tf out bc he was the most identifiable and immediate threat at the election party LMAO #doing the hip swivel crab dance with his baby brother in order to not get killed by a huge scorpion creature?#then aparrate into a forest holding newt's hand like two brothers coming back home from an outing in the woods #i melted #two wittle babies #and him holding the qilin!! and the deleted scene of him bandaging newt's injury and singing to the qilin!!#SOFT FOR DAYS BABES #the secrets of dumbledore #fantastic beasts: the secrets of dumbledore #spoilers for secrets of dumbledore

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