#there is a reason he is still the name of my blog. 😩🥵

[mrs-monaghan]

Hi Shaz! Im feeling so down today, i had been stressed out for the whole week as I have 2 audits and 2 assessment for this month, I dis not pass one of my assessment today. Pls give me some Jikook content to lift my spirit up 😘 I know reading ur blogs will make me feel good, that’s why I run here after hahahah

I got u my lovely. There is never shortage of Jikook content! I didn't do it when u asked me but better late than never, no?

To start us off, how soft is this image?

No seriously, how soft is that?

(Which reminds me, @youaremy-parkfilter I haven't 4go10 your ask. I just haven't had time to rewatch the episode but I will, I promise)

It's a subconscious act too, that's what I love about it. Their size difference though! Gets me everytime

I love them sm 😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫

Okay, okay. Let's get it together. Too fluffy..too much fluff. I know just the thing to get me back on track. 😏 see this photo of JK where he looks like a professional wrecker?

No, but he really do be looking like he does indeed wreck Jimin seven days a week 🥵 Anyway, remember how he adjusts the Jungkonda during this clip? Isn't it funny who he's talking about while he does that? 🤭🤭🤭

😂🤣😂 Look, this isn't what you would call a typical Jikook moment. It's just one of those things someone with a brain like mine would notice, alright? It's JK adjusting himself, of course I noticed. But it was JK adjusting himself while talking about Jimin. 🤭🤭🤭

Moving onnnnnnn.... what do you reckon Jikook have been saying to eo all these years?

And why do they have to be that close? Its that lack of personal space thing they've always had going on 🤭

Anyway, let's do a tiny analysis because we can. I was watching this because it doesn't matter how long you've been around there is always BTS content to catch up on, and I noticed something that really tickled me.

So Jimin was asked to pretend he's preventing his gf from breaking up with him. V wanted to pretend to be the gf but JK quickly beats him to it.

He stands up incredibly fast and stops infront of Jimin 😂😂 JK did not want another member to play this role. He really wanted to be Jimin's pretend girlfriend 🤭🤭🤭

The best part though, is when Jimin still names his girlfriend Jeon Jungkook. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm sorry but that was too funny to me. Jimin and his girlfriend Jungkook 🤭🤭 Not RM finding it cringy 😂😂😂 RM's reactions never fail y'all.

Then, Jimin was asked to pick an actress he would love to work with.

And so he did.

Then an outraged JK was like, what about me???

Umm... okay? You're not even on the list bro, maybe chill? 🤭😂

It's the little things guys. It's the little things. And of course satellite Jikook are sitting next to eo. 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾

Next I'm gonna share this extremely soft Jikook moment. Like, he didn't even hurt him. That punch was so soft and yet here Jimin is just hugging on JK and apologising for the clearly painless punch. But its the tight hug at the end for me 🥺

Alrighty! Back to another BV analysis. So remember when they went to that tourist place with all the dinosaur carcasses and Jimin was soooooooo excited? As soon as he spotted it he told us about how he loves dinosaurs

He couldn't wait to get off the ATV and ran towards it.

And there he goes telling RM all about it. Super super excited he is.

As soon as he was given the go ahead he got inside one of them.

Now, JK could you please tell us your favourite animal just one more time?

Thank you JK ☺☺☺

Out of the million things Jikook have in common, quickly add dinosaurs to the list if you haven't. 🥰🥰

While we are on BV there is this one moment that I didn't understand. Like Jimin was just there... he wasn't even talking it was RM and someone else talking. But JK was just.... staring at Mimi

Like for no reason. And as soon as Jimin turned back to his food JK quickly looks away.

This JK habit absolutely fascinates me. Like fr fr. What is it? What goes on? Like Mr. Jeon can you speak your thoughts outloud? That's your man, you've known him for years, why do you look at him like you've never seen him before? It's just... I don't understand... but I know it ain't normal. Like, friends don't just stare at their other friends for no reason.

Okay so I just thought this was cute

And this will always be very eyebrow raising for me. Why u blushing for your bandmate Jimin?

And why does JK always look so cocky when that happens? 🤔 Guess we'll never know 🤷🏽‍♀️

Satellite Jeon my favourite! Look at him be subtle!

Oh what's that? V showing Jimin his phone?

Oops, JK must know what Jimin is looking at. On time, like clockwork. Peekaboo!

This one i clicked on by accident but I'm not mad at it. For me, It's how deep Jimin's fingers are digging into an erogenous part of JK's body 😏

Sorry I'm late my dear. But hope this post finds you well 💚💚💚

In conclusion:

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Since you're the reason for my recently found switchblade obsession, here's a headcannon request for my favorite masochist 😈

The reader is an onlyfans content creator unbeknownst to her best friend/roomie whom she has the biggest crush on and Jay (her roomie) finds her in onlyfans and he offers his "switchblade services" on camera 😈🥴😘

GIIIIIRRRRLLLLLLLL 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Also, this got LONG AF 😩 sorry

@writtingrose , @theworldofotps , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @wrestlersownmyheart , @aerynscrichton , @whenimakeitshine1234 , @thealliasylum , @crowleysqueenofhell , @alliwant456 , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch

It’s not like you’re embarrassed of what you do

It’s just that some people didn’t understand your work

And if you were being completely honest

You wish some people around you would never find out about your OnlyFans account

Like your best friend and roommate Jay White

Simply because your ultimate crush on the man has made itself known years ago

And you would be mortified if he ever found out that all the videos you make

Are secretly for him

He’s the one on your mind whenever you turn on the camera

You pretend that he’s in front of you

Watching every move you make

And that’s what make you outshine other content creators

The intimacy

The realness behind every move, sound and look

It was all because of him

And so your secret remained intact

Until one day Jay went to your bedroom to borrow your phone charger

Something he always did whenever he was home - since he never take his off the suitcase

He jumped on your bed and leaned to the side, pulling the white cable off the bedside table

Your computer was open and he didn’t mean to snoop around your personal stuff

But the small glimpse of red lace drawn his attention to the screen

Jay’s tongue quickly darted out to lick his lips that instantly got dry at such sight

He looked up at the name and wrote it down on his phone notes

Rapidly making his way back to his bedroom

He laid down on his bed and logged in the website

His fingers fastly typed his info to create an account

And after he paid for your subscription fee, Jay’s fingers instantly searched for the videos

He pressed play on what it looks like a striptease video

The soft purple dim lights complemented every curve on your body

And the slight darkness in the room somehow gave a more intimate, secret, sexy feel to it

Even though you were getting naked by the minute

There was still this dark aura that made everything feel mysterious, leaving a lot to the fertile imagination of the one who’ll watch it

“This is so wrong…It’s Y/N for fuck’s sake” He tried to put some reason on his mind but his hand still found its way towards his painfully hard cock

“But fuck, she’s so hot” He freed his cock from his black boxers and slowly began to pump his lenght “So beautiful” His moan echoed through his bedroom “As if I wasn’t obsessed with her already…fuck” His voice became a muffled pile of heavy breaths and curses as the first ropes of cum hit his abs

What Jay failed to notice - in between his loud moans - was you standing there, by his bedroom door, completely shocked, watching him jerk off to one of your videos while he panted your name

A sudden wave of bravery took ahold of you and before you could stop yourself, you spoke

“Need help cleaning up?”

Jay’s eyes went from utter shock to smugness “I do, actually” And he offered his hand to you

Intertwining your fingers, you walked towards his bed, placed the notebook on the floor and laid on your stomach between his legs

He took his semi hard cock on his hand and spreaded the remaining cum that leaked from the tip over your lips

You watched as his eyes became dark with lust and hunger “That’s a beautiful lip gloss you’ve got there, honeybee” He smirked “I bet it will also complement your pretty pussy too. But there’s only one way to find that out, right?”