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esmeshardwoodfloors · 8 months

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just...Edward resisting the lure of Bella's blood being such an obvious metaphor for the repression of sexual desire, and then you wonder why the girlies get obsessed with Carlisle Cullen, the handsome local doctor family man who has repressed his Dark Insatiable Hunger for over 300 years like come on

#Twilight #Carlisle Cullen #sir that's my emotional support dilf cryptid #there's a reason the queer babes flock to Carlisle esp #it's about the *chefs kiss* repression #the inherent guilt of your Shameful Desires #the fantasy of finding a gorgeous sexy wife who loves you unconditionally anyway #and a found family who love you and would do anything for you #anyway Carlisle and Esme fuck nasty thank you for coming to my TED talk

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