#theres so many things he does for kevin jfc

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so if hals not chics father....and fps not chics father.... then whos flying the plane ???? 

um i need more hal x hermione scenes like yesterday

was bravo’s andy cohen just hiding waiting to make a dramatic entrance? me

SO WHEN IS MARK OR MARISOL SHOWING UP ON WWHL HMM???? ALL DAMN SEASON IVE BEEN WAITING. rude is what it is. omg put them both on. i want them all drunk on live tv right now

kevins gonna grow up to be andy cohen you heard it hear first

fred being concerned about the soul of the south side :’)

“we tell YOU what to do” hooooo my god why do yall pay hiram and hermione DUST my bisexuality cannot handle this theyre so hot

toni that was a striptease not a cheer wtf is anyone on this squad ever doing ever

and like.... every girl in this school wants to be a cheerleader??? fake news

“you go about your business, i go about mine” is essentially the same fucking line fp used back in s1 about him and fred splitting so like.... do with that what you will

this sleepover scene is so cringey lmfao stop

“theres a stranger in my life as well” yeah that you invited im supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont

oh penelopes so homophobic and the heather thing scarred cheryl for life but toni can sleep in her bed ??? bitch bye

ch*ni couldve been great but this stupid fucking plot for how theyre doing it ruined the whole thing so....what else is new

the more murderous penelope gets the hotter she gets. can we cover her in blood at some point that would really get my engines going

like shes in an elegant dress with her hair all done and shes got blood on her face that she wipes with her gloved hand but all it does it smear it even more and she’s got this dark grin on her face.... im wet

“my uncles wearing my fathers pajamas. he pushed my grandma down the stairs” sound logic

the wisest thing jugheads said all season is about being concerned the lodges will close down the only gay bar in riverdale aka the whyte wyrm

what riots? did i miss something? probably. idk what the fuck ever happens on this show lmao

WHY IS FP NEVER FUCKING WORKING WHEN I NEED HIM TO BE BITCH GIVE ME THE FP X MARY SCENE I DESERVE

hermione got her titties all out for her gf mary. bless

i knew we werent gonna get shit with the lodge/andrews sitdown why did i even hope.... i hate this show

hermione in glasses yas queen

how many times are they gonna say war in this episode

chic ratting out betty (i just wrote batty jfc but i mean... yeah) is the best chics ever been

alice you killed a guy maybe nows not the time to pass judgement

there is no way theres 12 burgers in that bag fp cant count

is it raining everywhere except fp and jughead specifically ??? 

OH WOW. FP ACTUALLY REMEMBERED HE HAS A WIFE ? CRAZY. WILD. CANT BELIEVE. SO MAYBE STOP THIS BULLSHIT WITH ALICE YOU FUCK

jughead went to south side high for like 2 days what is he reminiscing about

911 I JUST WITNESSED A FUCKING MURDER !!!! the greatest decision i ever made was coming out of the womb stanning molly ringwald

me imagining fp and alice fucking really just consists of fp being really drunk and crying about fred so... i mean go off i guess

“doesnt it look bad to have grown ups go after teenagers” YEAH, IT DOES. IT REALLY REALLY DOES RAS

fp still calls archie red even when he’s about to beat his ass.... wholesome

FREDERICK, WHERE ART THOU

this is so dramatic i cant

ngl kinda want fred and mary back together they cute. also i want molly ringwald around all the time even if they cant afford her

“come what may” that sounds a bit too much like some foreshadowing for bad shit i uh..... am scared