#they don't even get creative with it. it's just the same tub of lard joke over and over again | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thecoolertails · 1 year

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if you tried to call eggman fat as an insult he'd just be like "HA! you're either ~understandably~ jealous, or too STUPID to realize that i have the perfect male figure! whether you like it or not, THIS is what peak performance looks like!" then he'd write a diss track about you and itd be such a fucking banger it would top all the charts and you'd have to fake your death and change your name or something to live it down

#my posts #sonic the hedgehog #dr. eggman #one of the things that i HATE about early archie is the fucking inescapable fatphobia #they don't even get creative with it. it's just the same tub of lard joke over and over again #like we fucking get it. you think fat people are disgusting. i got it the first 20 times. wanna try being funny instead?#MY eggman is HOT SHIT and KNOWS IT. AND he's still fat and bald and old!#i accidentally typed gay instead of fat at first akjdkdjd yeah sure that too

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