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drakor127 · 2 years

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Am I adding more to the core team? Yes, I am.

Floor Guardians (Overlord) - Joined because Louise is Ainz Ooal Gown's descendant. My crew can't keep control for more than 2 seconds and I love these dorks.

Ark (Kamen Rider Zero One) - Joined to kill some Riders and take names.

Arlong (One Piece) - Joined because these guys love to have fun and because this guy be very smug.

Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk (My Little Pony) - Joined because of Adagio abandoning them and Sonata needing someone to look after her.

Zen Aku (Power Rangers) - This guy joined mostly to get some respect

Nui Harime (Kill La Kill) - Joined to finally kill Ryuko. Besides she's having fun with these people, even if they're fashion failures.

Lady Bat, Lanhua and Alala (Mermaid Melody) - Joined because mermaid hunting ain't selling like it used to. And besides, I love these three. The reason is because they were obnoxious, annoying, vain, smug and most importantly, useless (Hear me out for a second). Of all the fictional villains of all time, these three are the worst (in a fun way) fictional villains of them all. Lanhua, Lady Bat and Alala's track record in hunting Mermaid Princesses and spreading evil is pathetic but they're trying their best and that's what matters, even if they squander their powers on stroking their overbloated egos about how beautiful they are and how they are infatuated in themselves instead of using them to capture and defeat Mermaid Princesses for Mikeru. So pathetic that in each episode they appear, they achieve no success in hunting Mermaid Princesses.

Reason for liking Lady Bat: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from The Twilight Saga are more vampiric than her. And she are utterly laughable compared to them. And besides that, she is very much a smug gay trash bat. Plus she gets very spastic when she fails.

Reason for liking Lanhua: She reminds me of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast in a dorky way, just as cute as he is (except she isn't as vain as him). She may be just a hag in beauty's clothing who needs a lesson in being kind to others but she's my smug butterfly hag and has fun while she works. Even her singing as multiple chibi Lanhuas is out there and kinda silly.

Reason for liking Alala: Those two songs of her are pretty ridiculous when she can't succeed in achieving any kind of success in capturing Mermaid Princesses. She's an attention-hungry fairy bitch who is also an affectionate parody of Tinkerbell from Peter Pan. Plus, she flaunts herself on missions and is pretty adorable.