#this post is kind of assholey which is probably why i didn't post it when i wrote it but my baseline for asshole behavior is | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

coquelicoq · 2 months

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if i were in charge of memes, i'd put a moratorium on two nickels until people learn how to tell when it's actually weird for something to happen twice and when it's pretty normal and unsurprising.

#if i had a nickel for every time [something logical and expected happened] i'd have two nickels #<-stop doing this. i'm bored #congrats you identified a normal trope but you've only seen it twice. you gotta get out there more #memes #my posts #sorry i'm hiding in my room because if i have to spend one more minute with my mom's boyfriend i am going to start biting #i have to refresh my ability to not be a total asshole by sitting here alone and. going through my drafts i guess lol #this post is kind of assholey which is probably why i didn't post it when i wrote it but my baseline for asshole behavior is #much higher at the moment. this guy has got me acting. um. rude?

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