#throttling the ghost man because he won't tell me if he's ever had a romantic interest before

[sincerely-sofie]

I don't remember if you made a post about this already or not, but I think it'd be really cute and funny if Dusknoir meets someone that he falls head over heels for. Just complete infatuation after she says or does something for him. Celebi notices that he's acting wierd and avoiding questions, so she peeks ahead to make sure he's okay. Then she instantly regrets it because now she has to deal with the knowledge that Dusknoir is going to get married and NOT get to gossip about it.

Then maybe he goes and talks to Ark about these strange, unfamiliar feelings he's having and Ark is like; "Ah, I felt the same way once upon a time. Looking back, It was when I first had romantic feelings for Twig." And Ark has to stifle his laughter because he's never seen someone 404 this badly.

I've had this ask in my inbox for so long, desperately trying to decide on a love interest for Dusknoir, agonizing over possibilities. I've tried everything. I've pondered whether he and Chimecho could actually become an item. I've attempted to create original characters in his backstory to fill the role. I actually started seriously considering the joke ship I came up with a while back where Celebi gets over her infatuation with Grovyle and has a rude awakening to the feelings she apparently has had for Dusknoir over the past years. I have even weighed the likelihood of Nidoqueen or even Kangaskhan being an option. Nothing comes close to an actual answer.

But I want this to be canon because it is so unbelievably hilarious it's killing me.