#tmi but. i used to beat myself black and blue but that's not possible rn 😔 so sad

[ofallthingsnasty]

Oooh you’re faves telling you to show them how you self spank but the way you do it is so timid and awkward because you don’t want to hurt yourself too bad and they toss you over their knee to show you how it’s really done 🤭

I'd be beyond embarrassed, ngl 🫣 Could you imagine trying to angle your measly little hairbrush just right underneath Crocodile's absolutely disinterested, cold eyes? Or propping up your ass while Doflamingo is already snickering, getting ready for another show he'll ruin halfway through, anyway? I'm getting hot in the face just thinking about it, oh my god. I'd be more than grateful if they clicked their tongue after a few lashes and put their own hands to it - not only is that going to save you a lot shame, it'll also take your mind off things immediately. Because men like that are going to beat your ass fucking bloody and the only thing you'll be able to think about is how you're going to survive the next breath you take... 🥴