#trump(et) is leo's best friend in the wooooorld

[anonymous-dentist]

if richas was a literal cardboard box baby, how were some of the other eggs adopted? 😭

Let's go over the eggs mentioned so far in the fic, shall we?

Bobby was actually the son of one of Roier's family members, but the mom tragically passed away and so he was left with legal custody

Quackity adopted Tilin after having them in class and realizing how horrible their home life was. Think Matilda and Miss Honey

Trump(et) is legit just Maximus' kid. Dan was just Max's roommate at the time, and so he stepped up as a secondary parent figure because Trump's actual other dad wasn't in the picture

Bad got Dapper from an orphanage after being sent there as the Grim Reaper to take some dying kid's soul, but he got attached and now Dapper is his son and a Grim Reaper In Training

Leo's parents are both super rich old vampires, but she was legit just rooting around in their trash one day for food and they saw her and went "Hey no wait humans don't eat garbage!!!" and now she has a home and she's very, very spoiled

Flippa is Tilin's actual literal sister who, when the Government split up their household after an investigation, got sent to live with a freshly-married Mariana and Slime, and they are all trying their goddamn hardest