#uh. sort of. it's a picture of me and of a taxidermy pigeon. artfully...mishmashed

[irradiatedsnakes]

michael "mike" bakker, a biology student whose made the ill-fated decision to do his thesis on whatever the fuck is going on with the wildlife in dialtown, a subject that is interested exclusively to him and not to any publications or grant-holders. but SOMEONE's got to look at what's going on with the mutant raccoons, surely. probably

he starts out incredibly curious about gingi as a biological mystery, quickly turning to abject rage as any single element of gingi’s makeup makes exactly 0 scientific sense. he assumes that it must be a deliberate hoax, refusing to entertain its very existence as an actual creechur. eventually learns to accept that not everything will fit neatly into the framework by which he views the world.

also, he has an entire taxidermy pigeon for a head