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Cats OCs that nobody loves

Cringy Phillip: A weirdly gangly cow cat with a prominent eye-patch marking and lop-sided moustache. Fancies himself as a bit of a ladies tom, but really does not have what it takes. Habit of sticking his pelvis out too far and giving a double thumbs up like an underfed drunken Fonz, which honestly looks kind of offensive. No-one is entirely sure how he came to be in the junkyard. Implicated in the recent theft of Misto's sock stash.