#until he'd give up with a humph and lay down and look depressed so then she'd just rub her head on him or lay with him. goofy asses.

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times my cat nym is not in my lap, making direct contact with, or beside me:

- when she is sitting in one of her window spots, looking out the window. sometimes chirping

- when i am not home. she will, however, spend a not insignificant amount of that time hanging out in my room. usually stealing my spot in bed. or putting her toys in my bed.

- when she is using the kitty litter

- when i am showering. she waits right outside the bathroom door and has a lot to say the second i open it

- when she's eating. although i'm usually also eating and not very far from her

- play time/when she gets a case of the zoomies

- when she walks around the house Screaming, telling her stories, at times Wailing if no one pays attention to her immediately. can happen at any time on cooldown.

- when i am taking too long standing and doing stuff in the kitchen, or she gets bored of me sitting at the counter, so she goes to lay by the front door and Waits for me like a teacher crossing their arms at the front of the classroom

- if someone else is using the washroom. she needs to go say hi or yell outside the door

- sometimes she goes to see my mom for a bit but she doesn't usually give nym her undivided attention (which is Not Good Enough for her)

times she is in my lap, making direct contact with, or beside me:

- pretty much any other time.