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Tell the people in your life you love them.

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The universe isn't obligated to make sense to any of us.

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The amber venom fills the vessel, wrapped in Obsidian

I inhale, vanilla caresses my face; clove, dried fruit, honey, and sugar soon join her

"Fuck," I exhale, defeated; how can I resist?

One down; who knows how many left to go...?

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Keanu Reeves was unequivocally the best part of Cyberpunk 2077. The game was far from perfect, but I still think about my experience some five years later.

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I finally got around to watching Creature Commandos.

Nina deserved better.

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What a mess we made,

when it all went wrong...

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Therein lies the danger of hope: skeptics are treated like blasphemers, and indifference becomes equal to hatred.

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"Your absence was felt" is one of the most flattering things anybody can say about you.

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Tomorrow really isn't promised.

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Y chromosome and the tyranny of temptation.

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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but he who swings the sword determines who holds the pen.

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The very existence of a Long Island Iced Tea is a concept anathema to one of the Cardinal Rules of Drinking (id est: don't mix spirits, stick to one for the evening). It stands in defiance of the natural order, a devil in God's country. It stands at the precipice of madness arms erect, shouting, "May Chaos take the World!" as those behind it cower and pray for salvation.

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God in heaven, that's the Good Good right there...

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That one thing that caused the fall...