#welcome to ransei; shit's fucked 🌸 crack.

[ranseiuniter]

Shaking the bars of their cage. WHINES.

Sorry, Hiroko can't come to the phone right now, she's busy. You've reached Katsu instead!

......Just kidding, he's not paying attention either.

[ranseiuniter]

"Arceus is now under curfew and furthermore will be grounded until further notice. They will not be allowed out of the Ransei region without prior approval until they have reflected on their actions. Thank you for your understanding."

[ranseiuniter]

I don't deserve this.

[ranseiuniter]

"I can make him worse."

[ranseiuniter]

Sips tea.

[ranseiuniter]

"Interpol is adorable if they think I'm letting them have any jurisdiction in Ransei."

[ranseiuniter]

she's so fucking tired.

[ranseiuniter]

"No, seriously, what the fuck is a Giratina?"

[ranseiuniter]

gee hiroko, how come you get three dads?

[ranseiuniter]

"I understand you all have grievances with Arceus but also please stop insulting my dad you guys,"

[ranseiuniter]

"Isandro I am so sorry you have to put up with that stupid cat. I am so, so sorry."

[ranseiuniter]

"NEVER MIND KEEP YOUR CURSED-ASS TREASURES HAVE FUN WITH YOUR APOCALYPSE PALDEA IS BEYOND REDEMPTION."

[ranseiuniter]

Sips tea. "Hey so if I'm gonna throw down with you on god's behalf, can we, like, schedule this? I'm pretty busy this month." @swordofruln

[ranseiuniter]

"It's pronounced Arceus."

[ranseiuniter]

"The second time was after I finished uniting Ransei and I had like an hour or two to celebrate util a giant magic beacon from a tower that didn't exist five minutes prior appeared and I met god and then got ambushed and... I think a big noodle was there?"

[ranseiuniter]

"Actually maybe the mainlanders need a good war or two. It would prevent them from getting bored enough to make Jurassic Park."