#well Hector is there Paris is like lmao he won't do it I'm baby | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

baejax-the-great · 5 months

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I love the exchanges between Hector and Paris that go like

Hector: You swaggering, beautiful bag of trash. You ruinous, empty-headed, luscious-haired dynasty destroyer. Shame of our family. Boon to our enemies. Destroyer of Troy. So gorgeous and cowardly and craven and lustful. You will be the death of us all.

Paris: lmao 💯💯💯💯 read for filth 😩👌

#tagamemnon #the iliad #another one of troy the movie's crimes #is fucking making them be in a loving brotherhood situation #and not actual siblings who are seconds away from throttling each other #well Hector is there Paris is like lmao he won't do it I'm baby #the only true depiction of siblings in history #anyway I was looking for inspiration from homer on finding an insult for Paris

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