#when i was like 10 or 11 i used to say 's'all good‚ man' ALL THE TIME

[hzrnvm]

even before i watched bcs (and even before i watched brba, a little) i found myself imitating saul goodman's mannerisms and phsyicality/gestures. This is because 1. he's attractive 2. I'm already constantly moving my hands and clapping and pointing. I'm not that far off.

[chaossaphique]

No one ever asks me these questions when I post them so I’m just going to answer them anyway.

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

Walking along a trail when it’s cold enough outside that you can wear a light jacket or hoodie and you just talk with each other.

2. whats your “type”

Driven.

3. do you want kids?

Fuuuuuuck no.

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

See above.

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

This one cutie and I went to a public garden where we had a picnic of grapes, cheese, and sparking grapefruit juice (instead of wine). It was super cute and fun too. The company was the best part though.

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

Hmm. It was just… Natural I think? Not that I wasn’t nervous, but once you get into it nerves fall away.

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

I’m an all time gay. 24 hour gay. All seasons gay. 365 days gay.

8. opinion on nap dates?

Fuck. Yes.

9. opinion on brown eyes?

Warm and welcoming. I like them.

10. dog gay or cat gay?

Cat gay. But doggos are super cute.

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

Sure would. They’re cute.

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

Flakeiness or emotional inconsistency. I don’t want to be worrying about whether or not you care about me. I’ve gotta know before we commit because I’m a long haul kind of woman. Ain’t playin’ no games here. Lol.

13. what is a misconception you had about LGBTQ people before you realized you were one?

Hmm. I think I had many. I found a majority of them to be unrelatable, but I also found a majority of straight people to be unrelatable too. I just didn’t think I could connect with anyone so I had a hard time finding where I fit. That doesn’t really answer the question though. Uh, I think I thought that gay girls were mean to each other and gay guys were vapid. My interactions with gay people in the south were limited and painted in the prejudice of the conservative society that I live in down here so… It was hard to spot the truths coated in the misconceptions. S'all good now.

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

Adam’s mom’s a bitch and you should tell her to fuck off. And you’re hella gay and it’s alright.

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

I mean, I can acknowledge attractiveness in any gender, so I don't really think much about it. I'd say for guys I think kind of a rugged nerdy is nice. For women I think I like a lot of physical combinations so it's difficult to pinpoint some kind of specific type that I like. I do know I tend to like more active people and as long as she has some kind of Drive and some kind of goal that she strives to accomplish then I'd probably like her. It's just hard to describe what specific physical characteristics I find attractive because it seems to be kind of specific and I haven't seen any consistencies in my choices of women as far as appearance. I tend to like a cute face and what I think is cute may not be the same as what other people believe to be cute, but that's their problem. LOL. JK. Also I have something about hands which I think is kind of weird, but I kind of like strong looking hands on a woman. I know that's kind of a weird thing to be attracted to, but it's the truth and it's how I feel and yeah I'm probably weird. Oh, I do remember one thing. I am an absolute sucker for cute smile. An ABSOLUTE sucker. Hashtag swoon.

16. who is an ex you regret?

Adam, but that was so long ago it hold absolutely no relevance now. I was in a situation (not a relationship, but a situation) with a girl last year/early this year that was the most toxic and destructive experience of my life. I truly hate her and I never want to see or hear from her again. If I thought there was a hell I’d want her to burn in it.

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

Cafe gay and sometimes clubs if I’m feeling it and it’s not gross. Lol.

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

Chris Hemsworth is a very pretty man, but I like women WAY too much to go straight for anybody. I played that game. Not for me. And that’s OK.

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

Idk. Book and movie gay?

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

I don’t have one.

21. favourite gay youtuber

I don’t have one.

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

No.

23. have you ever been in love?

Yes.

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

More times than I’ve been in love. Romantic relationships have broken my heart. Friendships have broken my heart… Any relationship is capable of hurting you.

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

Chemistry, I think. If it’s not there I’m just not attracted enough to want k be with a person. And I usually know off the bat.

26. favourite LGBTQ musician/band

I don’t have one. Do I have to have one? Is this a gay requirement? Am I not gay enough? Nah fuck it I'm gay.

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

You’re not wrong or gross. You deserve to be loved and you should settle for nothing less.

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

Yes I am. That’s a very long story.

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have

I have told my coming out story so often that I don’t care to explore it again. It’s over and done with. I’m happier and more comfortable now. That’s all that matters.

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality?

Make connections with people on the internet until you can relocate yourself. But be cautious and wise about who you talk to on the internet. People are crazy.