#when we found it in the Easter aisle at Walmart in like 2014 my roommate said ''do you think he needs to go to the hospital?''

[hillbilly---man]

If you've ever wondered why I collect ugly ducks... Here's a photo I just found of my beloved son. My lopsided, freakish, quadruped duck son. My first ugly duck. The holy grail. Clearly made cheaply using a pattern they also used to make rabbits and dogs and other four-legged animals... in a factory where they cared neither that ducks aren't shaped like that, nor that their eyes don't go on that way

Tragically lost in a car accident (yes, really)