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mochacoffee · 2 years

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i think i was born with a nosebleed and i'll die with a nosebleed. and the rest of the time i am merely one firm blink away from my next bleeding of the nose

#lucia talks #at least they're minor now #one time i painted a 5x7 watercolor entirely out of blood #someday scientists will use it to extract my dna and solve the mystery of where i went after my disappearance #which is of course the seattle wilderness #where i will use d.b. cooper's hidden funds to start a small giftwrapping business and raise pigs #anyway hello to the folks who just followed me i love you

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