#where's that poem abt the guy eating his roommates plums

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

ummm my roommate just left for christmas and there is a whole unopened punnet of plums in the fridge that i swear weren't there this morning. did she forget them? did she leave them for me? did someone break into our house and leave us some plums? don't care doesn't matter i'm eating them as i type this