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tatatatatara · 9 months

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i offer you: car guy tatara and also tatara washing (houji's) car sexy fundraiser style

You can fucking bet that if Tatara does a sexy charity car wash and Houji's car comes before me, I'll crash his car into a wall because Tatara's soapy and wet body is mine!!!! I'm not gonna share it with anyone even with Houji fuck that guy!!!

#i don't have enough money for tatara's service but i'll have a car wash and run anyways #leaving behind the bloody body of Houji and a half-naked angry Tatara (hot)#anyways YES thank you for this idea ill forever be haunted by it #i sometimes think about tatara selling his body to houji for allowances because aogiri tree is poor and houji is rich #which is ironic because houji's money come from killing ghoul #but a sexy car wash never comes to my mind because 1. i dont have car and 2. its not a thing in my place #but you got me at the tatara and sexy part #he has the worst customer service ever but at least he's good at his job and people (me and houji) come for his body anyways #thank you the offering ill cherish this image forever

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