#which is why i thought for the longest time well i‘m not ace i‘m just weird

[psycho-polyp]

Reality check (Relationships)

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

I still have a crush since 5 years ago with the person I‘m currently in a relationship with, but I have several crushes, since I am polyamourous.

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

HeCk YeaH

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

The one I’m still in (5 year long)

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

I have... Maybe a little too much.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

I haven’t had any exes yet.

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

Not that I know of..

7: Have you ever cheated?

I’m polyamourous? but i want my FP BF to be my first in everything, so no

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

no.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

Communication and expression of the 5 Love Languages

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

If I’m in a relationship, I feel like I have a duty to implement them in my future life.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

Yeah. I mean, even Garnet takes breaks sometimes

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

0 lol

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

Thinking of splitting. Eventually I will split. And it’s gonna be bad.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

After marriage, lol

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?

Consent is everything. But I personally have my own standards.

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

No. That’s not love. That’s called attraction.

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

Yeah, I suppose. It’s possible, but I kinda doubt I’d do it because of the gigantic risks

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

If they’re an A-hole to you or other people.

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

When you are unhappy being in it for months on end.

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

Ayup...! 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Eh... yeah. But it’s usually really awkward. I’ve known friends who are still friends with their exes.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

ABS0LUTELY! Better chance of a better relationship... and being Demi, I’m a little biased. 

23: How many relationships have you had?

2. 0ne with my boyfriend, and one with my squishfriend (not sure if it’s a relationship? i’m too nervous to ask)

24: Do you think love can last forever?

If a crush can last 5 hecking years, yes.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

Depends on what kind of love

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

It depends. If they could sway me with their words and allow me to give it some time, sure. But if they’re simply being judgmental, nope.

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

Don’t rush it. Enjoy the ride, because it’s going to be slow and enjoyable anyways. Don’t worry about your feelings burning out, they won’t, they’ll just get more infuriating.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

Yeah. I don’t see my BF that often anymore and it still works.

29: What do you notice first about another person?

The way they treat other people. Very important.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

I am Demisexual, which is under the Ace Umbrella

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

It’d bother me because I care about them, but I’d probably be able to help them anyways

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

Not yet. But if my boyfriend knew how much he could use me, maybe he would. Sure hope he doesn’t.

33: Do you want to get married one day?

hell yea

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

I’ve thought about getting a tattooed ring when I’m married because I don’t like wearing jewelry.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

UHM ABS0LUTELY, Y0U CAN BE IN A RELATI0NSHIP AND N0T EVEN KISS

(cough, though eventually i would very much like to get there)

36: Are you still a virgin?

yes, unless you count old stories of a nasty lady who stole something that can’t be given back 37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

Honestly..! Someone can have really nice looks and a good personality and still be a very crap partner. What’s important is that they are good for you and good to you. But to be honest, personality, because I’m demisexual and cannot understand instant attraction.

38: Do you enjoy love films?

Most of them are bad.

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

I’ve given roses... to my mom

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

Eventually.

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

Watching a solar eclipse together on a warm afternoon and then going inside and playing video games with the sun blocked out entirely from the room. But perfect isn’t exactly easily achievable. 

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

Yeah. In English Class.

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

my partners are my friends... if they’re not, it’s awkward... but probably my partners, because they keep me alive

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

I consider myself awkward and someone who knows a good relationship when I see one

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

*snickering* i could never imagine, hahah

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

For me, the friendzone doesn’t exist.

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

Markiplier and his GF?

48: What's your favorite love song?

This one so far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPs2-G0SAYw

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

my own lol

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

what does that even mean

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

Nice poor guy, haha

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

Usually, yeah. I tend to be able to look at a relationship and deem whether it’ll probably end soon or not.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

I’m usually grossed out by them until I understand.

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?

It’s not all that important imo. Just make sure you’re aware that you both know you’re in the relationship.

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

I am obsessive.

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

Not that I know of. I don’t even have a snarky remark for this one.

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

Not really. I know how much grief hurts.

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

Can’t I be both? Can’t we be equal?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

I’ve forgotten my own birthday once. I can’t remember our anniversary for our relationship, but I try very hard to remember my partners’ birthdays

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

My opinion is only if you define as polyamorous and are willing to have a love triangle/quadrangle/whatever where all love each other equally. 

But I really don’t care what people choose. It’s their choice.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

It depends... Is my family being a-holes? Is my partner busy?

62: How do you define "cheating"?

When you look at someone else’s paper during a test 

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

porn is gross

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

I love Halloween, that’s all imma say.

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

YeSsSSssS

but my bf doesn’t touch me :)))