#who'd notice another neigh-sayer?

[anthropolite]

I gave him a blank look. "Proculus," he urged "He owned a house on the Esquiline that your brother forced him to sell so he could turn it into a fancy stable for that damned horse of his?" Ah yes. Long nose, little hair, expensive clothes. The man, not the horse. Incitatus was hairier.

Caligula, by Simon Turney