#whys he doing that. whyd they do that to my boy. my special guy. my rotten anbu. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

[ly0nstea]

My thoughts on the final special, skip to the end if you just want the review and not my hilarious commentary as i watched

The ringing in armins ears was a very nice touch

Armoured titan continues to do all the heavy lifting

Uh ohhhh

Adding scenes with onyankopon at the fort was nice

Getting to see more of the nine was really nice

Pieck solos fr

Pieck getting got by the tybur warhammer and reiner by porco and marcel is kinda hilarious

Connie solos frrr

MIKASA JUST FUCKING RAPID FIRE 3 THUNDERSPEARS WTF

Dude ymir HATES reiner bringing up his whole past

WHAT REINER DOESNT GET EATEN IN THE MANGA WHAT THE FUCK

Nvm he does i just checked i forgot

HOW IS REINER SO FUCKING INVINCIBLE

Jean forgiving reiner L take jean

SNAKE TITAN

BOOOOO GABI THROW HER OFF

Why is falcos titan green

LETS GOO ANNIE

"Where's Arm- i mean, Pieck" ARUANI ARE SO WINNINGGGGGG

Booooo dont kill eren let him win

The eldians should kill all the marleyans fuck them shoot their asses

THEY HAVE LIGHTNING AND FUCKING BOWS AND ARROWS?????

AND FUCKING SWORDA???? AND AXES

Pieck solos again

PIECK KEEPS SOLOING

Jean does not solo bro please

Mikasa not being able to fuckung speak lmaooo

Fucking gabi tryna shoot the titans dumbass tell her ass levi

Cringe Levi L take stomp them all out he doesnt regret his choice bcuz hr knows erwin wpuldve done the based thing and wiped out humanity outside the walls

Slingshot mikasa we stan

Oopsie

Annie doing parkour off the spine of the titan shes the real mvp

Armin having an out of body experience

Damn armin hates himself, based tbh hes a lil bitch

Fucl yea all thosw bitches and the giraffes getting trampled

YO COLLOSSALS ON THE LAVA THATS SO SICK

Millenia of history getting wiped out only paradis deserves to stand 💪💪💪💪

Zeke building his lil castle

Ey its the explanation

"Being alive means dying eventually" zeke youre not smart please stfu

Baby eren ❤️

Zeke and armin talking about the same thing but seeing entirely different things might genuinely be my favourite image in the entire series holy shit

AND SCYTHES

Bertie boys fighring for the love of his life bros so cucked

Ymir saving reiners life bros so cucked

Fucking gabi and her stupid rifle hate that bitch

Aruani stays winning

Krugers so cool bro

Why does zeke love being naked so much

Zekes always fucking up erens shit man

Cucktoldt is back

Zeke getting to reconcile with grisha was nice

Levi gettjng the fucking brawl sound affect for killimg zeke lmaook

Booooo why didnt the baby get thrown

Imagine being the last guy to fall off that cliff thatd suck ass

Jean finally did something

Reiner continues to fucking carry the entire plan by himself

If only armin used his nuke on more civilians </3 him getting held up was sick asf tho

Gabi got to live and her parents booooo kill them all

LET REINER FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT

LETS GO ERENS ALIVE ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Boooo the eldians and marleyans are working together L bozos kill the marleyans every man woman and child

How did connie figure that out

Honestly id accepy jean and connie dying if it meant gabis bloodline being ended right now

That was such a nice send off for connie and jean im kine of mad its a fake out tbh

REINER CARRYING ONCE AGAIN

Mikasa stop getting fucking headaches and do your job holy shit

Uh oh cabin time

The why are you crying symmetry oo

Cabin erens a lil bitch

HES SO TALL

ROCK HIS SHIT EREN

Mikasas cut looks so good in this

HE TURNED ARMINS FACE TO RUBBLEEEE

Mikasas such a traitor

WHYD SHE CUT HIS HAIR

Mikasas a necrophiliac and ymirs a voyeur

Child armin looks so mich like a girl in mappas style

Whys he tryna make mikasa the mc in the last chapter 🤡🤡🤡

Eren killed his own mom what a madlad

Get rocked eren

Whys armins face like rhat

Its the "worst manga panel of all time"

A sea of blood thats beautiful

80% not enough it shouldve been 90% with only the 10% on paradis left

"Im sure the hell we went through has happened over and over" i actually dont think this has happened before armin

Gross hes holding hair and teeth

"It was at out feet but you were always looking at the distance" is a very nice allegory for freedom and drive

0/10 armin didnt kiss him as well

Still mad we dont get to see anyone elses converstions with eren, especially floch

Pieck is so unserious

MICHE AND PETRA ON SCREEN LETS GO 10/10 FINALE

gabi on screen 0/10 finale

"Give him a proper burial" his is ass does NOT deserve that

"Prove it" cant prove a negative dumbass this is why marley deserves to die theyre all dumbasses

Ymirs all grown up and is it too early to say—

Erehisu stans are so fucking fuming rn holy shit

JAEGERIST INSIGNIA IS SO FUXKING COOL SHIT

Nicoli on screen 0/10 finale

HITCH ON SCREEN 10/10 FINALE

Reiner please calm down for 2 seconds

ANNIE IN A SUIT SHES SO SMALL I LOVE HER

Levi on screen L YO HIS EYE THOO THATS SICK

Can gabi and falco please fuck off

Paradis looks so pretty

Mikasa never threw away the scarf smh

Love the idea that shiganshina becomes a fucking cyberpunk capital and not just a big city

Anyway all jokes aside, the ending still feels a bit inconsequential seeing that no one dies in the final battle, considering how the rest of the show was. Eren's still a coward and a pussy and his inability to act with decisiveness is the reason shiganshina (and presumably the rest of Paradis) is inevitably destroyed, it also proves the Jaegarists point that no matter what happens theyll never stop trying to wipe out eldians, even centuries after titans are wiped out. Eren lied to the people of Paradis and got them killed so like 8 people could live half decent lives cleaning up his mess, most hollow victory of all time. Over all its like a 7/10 ending, there isnt any other way it really could have ended comsidering the story. The new paradis emblem is so fucming cool tho holy shit. Get Rumbled Stay Humbled.

[fuckingthefictional]

Cross my heart- Part 17

Pairing: Tommy Shelby x OFC, John Shelby (platonic) x OFC

Warnings: Swearing- I think that’s it??

A/N: you guys know the drill: have a shit chapter that hasn’t been proofread and is probably a piece of crap! Xx

Previous//Next

“Y’know Tommy asked me to the races.” Grace’s proud voice rung out over the bar noise.

Eliza faked intrigue, it was safe to say she already knew of this plan, “Hm very nice of him.”

“He’s given me ten pounds for my dress- he said I should wear red.” The blonde woman smirked to herself, “maybe he wants to match with me.”

Eliza just snorted and shook her head, “Christ almighty- listen to yourself woman! You sound bloody delusional.”

Grace’s expression of smug glee changed to one of mild offence, “Well at least he asked me.”

The brunette rolled her eyes, she never really did understand the excitement of the races after she had met John- not when she knew that practically all of them were fixed.

From what her best friend had said, it was an ‘excuse for posh toffs to get pissed up on alcohol and drugs, fling money around like it meant nothing and to sleep around like they were common whores.’ Which admittedly sounded slightly hypocritical coming from John- but Eliza knew he spoke the truth.

“Grace sweetheart,” Eliza spoke with faux sweetness, “I honestly hand on heart could not give two shits about you going to the races with Tommy- I unlike you declined the offer to go because I do my job at the place where I work.”

Eliza watched as Grace’s face turned red- she slunk away muttering something about taking a break.

“Is she on another break?” Harry came up from the cellar, he looked mildly pissed off.

The younger of the two siblings just turned around and began to wipe down any dirty glasses that had been left on the counter, “Aye. Third one in an hour.”

“She needs to realise that she’s not being paid to have constant breaks- it’s not fair on you and it keeps the flow of drinks slow-“

“Which angers customers,” Eliza finished, “If you ask me, she needs to start putting effort into her job- she’s not exactly acting as if she’s thankful for it.”

The doors opened again, both of their heads turned, expecting to see Grace reentering the room. Instead Eliza’s gaze fell upon Tommy.

They each shared a smile as they thought about the previous night.

Eliza’s train of thought was cut off by John’s figure strolling towards the bar, his arms outstretched and a huge grin on his face.

She immediately knew he was angling for something from her.

“Eliza!” John boomed, “My best-est friend in the world!”

Eliza just rolled her eyes playfully, “What is it that you want John?”

“Whyd you assume that I need anything?”

“Because you’ve taken your cap off and you’re chewing the inside of your cheek-two things you do when you’re nervous or stressed.” Eliza recounted, “So I’ll ask again- What do you want?”

She watched as John placed his head on his arms, now that Eliza looked at him she could see how rugged and down he looked.

“I can’t sleep...” he sighed, “The kids are keeping me up all hours- I’m exhausted. I love ‘em with everything I have-but fuck, I need a break.”

Eliza felt sympathy towards John, he was still recovering emotionally from the war and he was mourning the loss of his wife and the change in parental ownership.

She knew that he felt alone and in over his head.

“I get out at five this evening, I’ll stop off at the grocers and pick up some food for dinner.” Eliza smiled sympathetically at her friend, “I’ll get them in bed and spend the night so you get some rest.”

John’s eyes lit up, even though he acted as if he was the type to get drunk and high on his free nights, Eliza knew him better than that.

She knew damn well that he’d crash at Polly’s and probably sleep the whole night.

“Really? You’d do that?” John asked in a tired thankfulness.

“Yes, it’s the least I could do.” Eliza smiled again, “Besides you need a good sleep- you look like you’ve been run ragged.”

“By my children or my brothers?”

She snorted, “Knowing Tommy it’s probably going to be both.”

//

When the clock struck 5, Eliza wiped her hands down on her apron and motioned to her brother to take over at the bar.

The Garrison was actually somewhat quiet, only a few customers sat around drinking and talking to each other.

She knew Arthur, Tommy and Finn were in the private back room- last she’d heard Finn had persuaded the boys to play snap with him.

Eliza knocked on the door and entered the room, the Shelby boys looked at her from the moment she peeped through the door.

“I’m heading off now.” She informed them, “If you need anything, Harry’s at the bar.”

“Where you off to?” Arthur grunted.

“Looking after your nephews and nieces for the night.” Eliza explained, “‘M giving John the night off from parenting.”

“I’ll walk you over.” Tommy started, “I’ve been meaning to stop off at John’s anyway.” Eliza knew he was just making up excuses to spend more time with her- not that she minded.

Eliza was just starting to get sick of the sneaking around. She mainly left all the sly and sneaky behaviour up to Grace- it was her speciality after all.

Noting the time, she made her goodbyes and walk out from the pub- her arms brushing up against Tommy’s.

The moment they were outside, Tommy’s lips caught hers in a frantic kiss. Eliza’s hands moved of their own accord as they slid into his hair and tangled the strands into her grasp.

Tommy wasn’t much better, pushing Eliza back into a wall and touching her sides as they both moaned and sighed with want.

They were acting like lovesick horny teenagers- and honestly Eliza revelled in the feeling of how great it was to be so carefree.

“We need to go.” She sighed into the kiss, “I promised that I’d go to the grocers and pick up dinner for the kids.”

Tommy just groaned, although he was understandably grumpy at the fact that this particular kiss couldn’t lead anywhere- he also knew that John needed a break. And that Eliza was helping his family in the best way she could provide.

They both continued to walk in a comfortable silence, stopping occasionally to press their lips together as a heartfelt gesture.

Eliza made quick work of selecting the veggies and other foods that the children liked, all of which Tommy insisted on paying for.

It was about half past when they both finally reached John’s house.

The lights were still on and there was a loud racket coming from inside the house- Eliza expected it was a mixture of the youngest Lottie, being fussy. Katie and Eddie reaping havoc, Matthew having a meltdown over the noise and John probably attempting to diffuse the situation.

Tommy had picked up the spare key from under the mat on the doorstep and had unlocked the front door.

The house was a tip, and John looked almost as equally messy as the house did.

Eliza made her way over to Matthew and cupped his ears, “Right!” She shouted over the noise, “What on earth is going on?”

Katie and Eddie stood with their heads bent low, knowing they’d been caught causing trouble.

“Clean your mess up...now.” Eliza’s words dripped with authority. It was easy to tell that she was a teacher.

Katie, Eddie and Matthew scrambled to where they had made a mess and began to tidy the various bits and bobs away.

Eliza strolled over to John who was holding onto a wailing Charlotte, “John- go to your Aunt’s and get a decent nights rest. I’ll take care of these tonight.”

With those orders, John nodded and paced out of the door- shouting his declarations of love to his children over his shoulder.

Lottie’s face was verging on turning purple, the young baby was barely allowing herself time to breathe in between the harsh cries.

Eliza pushed a finger inside of the baby girl’s mouth, feeling around until- aha! The pad of her index finger brushed upon something raised above the normal smooth gum ridge.

Poor Lottie appeared to be teething.

Tommy watched in awe as the girl he had fallen deep for, cradled the small baby in her arms and rocked her gently, occasionally letting out a soft ‘shush’

He watched as she shifted through the icebox in the kitchen, only to bring out what looked like a shaped wooden ring- why John had one in his freezer, Tommy had no idea.

It baffled him even more when Eliza proceeded to put it into his nieces mouth.

It seemed though Eliza had caught his confused stares, “Its cold and solid- it’ll sooth her gums.” She continued to cuddle Lottie until the cries became soft snores.

Tommy just smiled at the ex pilot, and made his way over to her (making sure to press a soft kiss on her forehead as he did so.)

The scene felt awfully domestic- but if he were being honest, he didn’t hate it in the least. It made Tommy feel hopeful and strangely full of a giddy joy.

Tommy was looking forward to a future like this with Eliza- he knew it wasn’t going to be a matter of if, but when.

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[yoon-kooks]

Lie- Part 10

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Angst / Fluff

Summary: There was a time when you loved him and he hated you. Now you hate him, but does he love you?

Parts: 0 // 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 // 8 // 9 // 10 // 11 // 12 // 13 // 14 // 15 // 16 // 17 // FINAL

“Oooh! Can we go in there?” You pulled at Jimin’s sleeve and pointed at a small shop with a bunch of adorable plushies. He turned his head to where you were pointing and sighed.

“Do we have to go into every single shop with plushies in them?” Jimin protested but still allowed you to pull him into the store.

“Yes, we do!” you giggled at him. “Because I’m looking for something!”

“What is it?”

“Uh, actually I’m not sure, hehe~” You looked around curiously, trying to find something small to buy so that you’d always remember your first “date” with Jimin. “But it has to be something cute!”

“You’ve been dragging me around for two hours and you don’t even know what you’re looking for?” Jimin chuckled in disbelief as he browsed the shelf with tiny kitty plushies. You saw him smile at a grey one with a little scarf before he picked it up to show to you. “What about this one? It’s cute, right?”

You blushed, taking it from his hand. It was a pretty cute kitty, but you loved it even more because Jimin had picked it out for you. “Yeah, this is the one!” You were glowing so much and didn’t catch him staring.

Just as you were about to walk it up to the cash register to pay, it was taken from your grasp. Jimin placed the kitty on the counter and took out his wallet.

You shook your head with a flustered look. “Jimin, it’s okay… I already wasted your time coming here and-”

Jimin ignored you and proceeded to pay the cashier. Once you were out of the store, he handed you the kitty.

“You didn’t have to pay for me, you know…” you pouted. But you were also overjoyed with the fact that the boy you loved got you something special. You stared at the kitty again and smiled.

“Just be happy you got what you came for, okay?” Jimin watched you fiddling around with the plushie. You hugged it tightly and squealed. “You really love it that much?” he laughed.

“Yeah! Thanks Jimin~!” you smiled up at him. “I’ll get you something next time, I promise!”

“Next time?” He raised a brow at you. “I thought this was a one time thing.”

“But you had fun, right?” You poked him. “I wanna do it again… Maybe next time could be an actual date?”

“I already told you we’re not dating…”

“Not yet, but maybe in the future~?” you said, blushing softly.

“Y/N.” Jimin walked a little further from you and bit his lip. “I don’t think we could ever date.”

-

“Yoora, I’ll tell you!” You dropped your chemistry textbook next to your friend’s notebook and took a seat.

“Tell me what??” Yoora went from falling asleep to wide awake. “Is this about your secret lover?” she smirked.

“He’s not a lover!!” You sent a soft punch to her shoulder. “But it is a secret, so promise you won’t tell anyone or get mad about it, okay?”

“Promise~!” Yoora clasped her hands together. “Tell me all about him!”

“Okay, okay!” You tried to calm both her and yourself down. Even in that moment, you weren’t sure if it was a good idea to tell her that you knew her favorite idols. But you trusted her. “Actually, it’s about two guys… and you know them…”

“Two guys??” Yoora’s jaw dropped. “OMG, Y/N!! When?? How?? WHO?”

“At the fansign. Uhh, I don’t really know how it happened…” You leaned closer to whisper. “But it’s Jungkook and Jimin.”

“WHAT? NO WAY!!” Yoora’s shrieks gained you some stares from people passing by. “PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!”

“It’s a long story… but basically, Jungkook and I-”

“You’re dating HIM???”

“No!” You shushed your friend. “But we may or may not have hung out…” Yoora’s eyes widened.

“Really?!! You’re so lucky!!! OMG. WOW.” She muffled her loud voice with her hands. “Wait, what about Jimin??”

“Ohh… Jimin…” You took a moment to ensure you wouldn’t say too much. “I told him you’re his biggest fan and he said you can meet them next time.”

You were expecting to hear the loudest scream of all, but Yoora was too shook to make a sound. She stared at you with the largest eyes.

“I’m meeting with Jungkook after this, so I’ll be sure to ask him about you, me, him, and Jimin all meeting together some time.”

“L-like a double d-date?”

You nodded, even though you were pretty sure Jimin didn’t intend on it being a “date”. But after you had made it clear that you weren’t giving him anymore chances, maybe someone else could give him a chance instead.

“OMG yay! Thanks, Y/N~!” Yoora’s eyes sparkled like you’d never seen before.

-

By the time evening came around, you met up with Jungkook for a walk around the streets of Seoul. You were still in disbelief that the boy had actually asked you out on a second date. But you found it very refreshing whenever you spent time with him.

“Jimin told me you came back to the dorms smiling like an idiot after our bowling date.” You nudged Jungkook. “Is that true?”

“I was smiling, but not like an idiot!” he laughed. “Jimin really says too much sometimes…”

“Yeah, he does, huh…” Your expression dropped a little because you understood that too well.

“By the way, what’s your relationship with him?”

“Huh?”

“Jimin told me you guys were childhood friends?”

“Uh… yeah… I mean, I guess that’s all we were.” You looked down at the sidewalk, not really wanting to talk about your past with Jimin. “From the time he left Busan until that fansign, we didn’t talk at all.”

“Oh… It’s probably just because he’s been working so hard with Bangtan stuff during these past few years,” Jungkook tried to reassure you.

“Probably,” you said, even though you knew it wasn’t the whole truth. You just wanted to change the topic somehow. “Speaking of Jimin, do you think he’d be down for a double-date type thing?”

“A double-date?” Jungkook’s eyes widened. “You mean like you, me, him, and…?”

“My friend,” you finished his sentence. “Jimin said I could bring her along some time.”

“Ah! I see,” he nodded. “Jimin doesn’t really seem like the ‘date’ type though… Like, all my other hyungs have gone out every once in a while, but I’ve never seen Jimin with anyone else.”

“Really…?” That couldn’t have been true. You were certain Jimin had gone on dates with other people. You even remembered Yoora telling you how popular he was among female idols. But at the same time, you knew Jungkook was being honest.

“Yeah, that’s why I was surprised when he met with you the other day!” he said. “I kinda thought you guys were dating…” You stayed quiet for a moment.

“Me and Jimin? I don’t think we’re the kind of friends that could ever date…” You hated how those words sounded coming from you. And it left a bad taste in your mouth.

Jungkook took notice and suddenly wrapped his hand around yours. His warmth comforted you and the faint pink on his cheeks made you smile and blush a little yourself. The bad taste was suddenly gone.

“What about us, though?” He did a cute head tilt. “Are we the type of friends that could date?”

You just stared back at him with huge eyes, unable to speak. Jeon Jungkook was really asking to be your boyfriend. You had to admit, he was the only other boy you’d felt something for besides Jimin. He was always so sweet to you, and you really did enjoy spending time with him. You had zero reason to say no, but at the same time, it wasn’t so simple to just say yes.

“Ah, I didn’t mean to surprise you or anything, haha.” The boy ruffled the back of his hair. “Take as much time as you need to-”

“Yes,” the word slipped out on its own. The only way you could justify it was by telling yourself you’d be an idiot to let Jungkook pass you by. You leaned your head on his shoulder. “I think we could and should date.”

“I think so too,” he smiled. “I just hope Jimin doesn’t mind me dating his friend.”

“He won’t.” You shook your head, but truthfully, you wondered exactly how he would react. As much as you hoped he wouldn’t mind, you couldn’t help but worry that he would. But the more you thought about it, the more you remembered you couldn’t be that special to Jimin. Because if he truly cared about you, he would’ve never given you a reason to hate him in the first place.

“Hm, maybe you know him better than I do,” Jungkook nodded. “You guys were best friends after all.”

“Yeah…” You wanted to believe you knew enough about Jimin, but there were so many things he had refused to share with you. Things you had to find out the hard way.

“Anyway, I’ll be sure to ask him about the double date thing!” Jungkook swung your hand playfully. “That guy can use a nice date. He’s been looking a little lonely these days.” Lonely?

-

As soon as you got back, you noticed Jungkook had sent you a sweet goodnight text, so you replied back with a few kiss emojis. You smiled at your phone screen until you saw your text conversation with Jimin right underneath, and you were reminded of him being lonely. It couldn’t have been because of you, right? As an idol, he had plenty of other things to worry about before some childhood friendship.

But you still wanted to check up on him—just in case.

12:03AM Y/N “hey”

12:04AM Jimin “🙋🙋🙋”

12:04AM Jimin “go to sleep. its late😒”

12:05AM Y/N “ill go to sleep if you go to sleep too😡”

12:07AM Jimin “im not tired”

12:08AM Y/N “neither am i”

12:11AM Jimin “so… whyd you text me?”

12:12AM Y/N “did jungkook tell you…?” You felt your heartbeat go at a quicker pace. Maybe it’d be a little better if Jimin heard about the dating thing from Jungkook rather than from you.

12:13AM Jimin “yeah”

12:20AM Y/N “and youre okay with it?”

12:22AM Jimin “youll get mad if i say no lol”

12:23AM Y/N “i wont get mad! just be honest…”

12:28AM Jimin “okay okay”

12:30AM Jimin “i dont think ill have the time for it”

12:31AM Y/N “wait… what are you talking about??”

12:32AM Jimin “the double date thing?”

12:32AM Jimin “whatd you think i meant?” So Jungkook didn’t tell him you were dating yet. And you weren’t ready to break the news to him either. It couldn’t hurt to wait just a little longer.

12:33AM Y/N “lol idk what i was thinking😅”

12:34AM Y/N “but anyway”

12:35AM Y/N “whens a good time for you? i want this to work out”

12:35AM Jimin “really? you do?”

12:36AM Y/N “yeah! i told yoora about you and shes been screaming every since”

12:38AM Jimin “yoora?”

12:39AM Y/N “remember my friend i was telling you about? the one that loves you like crazy?”

12:40AM Jimin “oh her”

12:41AM Jimin “i still dont think ill have time… i gotta put more hours in at the dance studio”

12:42AM Y/N “aww okay… i guess if its for bangtan, it cant be helped…” You couldn’t help but feel disappointed. Not only because you had gotten Yoora super excited about it. But also because if Jimin really was feeling lonely, you wanted to be there for him. Like he had been for you.

12:44AM Y/N “maybe next time then?”

12:45AM Y/N “bc i really wanna see you jimin” You weren’t sure if you sounded too needy--especially since you had just gotten yourself a boyfriend--but you meant what you said. You just wanted to make sure he wasn’t feeling alone.

12:59AM Jimin “okay ill be there 👍”

1:00AM Y/N “!!!”

1:01AM Y/N “okay!! (^-^)//”

1:01AM Y/N “see ya then~”

1:02AM Jimin “💃💃👯”