#with a hint of tsum floyd's criminality

[iseethatimicy]

Self Aware AU || Tsum Tsums?!

Note: Just wanted to make this post since it's been engraved into my mind lately. Genderneutral Reader (They/Them pronouns used) Characters: Trey, Riddle and Floyd (Implied other tsum tsums mentioned) Genre: Crackfic, a picture of Malleus' shoes, me giving the tsums dumb nicknames

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It was 2 in the morning, You were playing Twisted wonderland on the JP server because of the new Tsum Tsum Event.

You cry in joy because how squishable and chonky the tsums were

When all of a sudden you hear glass breaking from the living room. You walk down the stairs to the hallway of your apartment.

You open the living room door, only to met with... a plush rose bouquet to the face

Hold up, what is going on?! Why are there plush loafs on the table?! What in the great diavolo is this?!

Before You could even move, the 3 demonic hellhounds had stacked ontop of each other followed by an annoyingly cute bounce sound.

Now you got to your senses. What are 3 tsum tsums doing here? Why are there mushrooms on the floor? AND WHY IS THERE A CAULDRON ON THE TV?!

Tsums couldn't talk sooo... they just stared at you until...

❥ TSUM TREY CLOVER

Tsum trey makes the first move and no I'm not talking about hooking up, He gets off Ace's back and bounces up to your shoulder, Somehow pushing you on the couch and making you lay down.

❥ TSUM FLOYD LEECH

He makes himself comfortable on your chest (by chest I mean like the upper part of your torso). As well as pushing off other tsums that try to take his spot.

❥ TSUM RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

He makes sure you're comfortable and relaxed like a hoard of plushies didn't break into your apartment a while ago. He's not that much of a burden, He's one of the only tsum tsums responsible. (Fun fact: He collared your wrist, but the fabric collar was soft against your skin)

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After an hour and a half, You stood up and went back upstairs.

Which caused the 3 tsums to bounce up the stairs and follow you to your room.

Wait, Why is there a Cardboard Cutout of Riddle? Is that Cutout Floyd at the foot of your bed? Trey looks normal.

You finally lay down onto the comfort of your hazardously messy bed when all of a sudden the weight of the actual real floyd crashes down your back. Was it your cardboard cutout? Did Floyd break in too? No, it was the plushie. Anyway cue the scream.

Tsum Riddle immediately had pushed him off your back while Tsum Trey tries to calm you down by wiping your tears with a blue handkerchief. (How is holding that without a mouth?)

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