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halogalopaghost · 1 year ago

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I'm the backbone of our household because I'm always already awake when weird shit happens at night.

Something screaming in the woods like a murdered woman? It was a particularly large fox dw about it

Sounds like a gunshot on our quiet road? Some poor fuck just hit our metal mailbox with a metal bat dw about it

Sounds like someone just broke several fuckin windows to get in our house? Christmas tree fell over and none of you even woke up. Disappointing. Get ur ass out of bed there's broken glass fucking EVERYWHERE

#THESE ARE REAL EXAMPLES #my mom was somehow worried that the screaming outside was ME just now?#at five am?? mother???#she doesn't think very well when she's sleepy skfjskfjs but she was worried and came to check on me #anyway. pillar of the household right here #there was also the time a duckling hatched literally at two am #wyd ducky that's sleepy time...#anyway. suns coming up so now I'm going to sleep I'm fucking exhausted rip

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