#wyll: heh... they're throwing hands
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i... can write
i can write characters doing things
like carrying out the best date idea ever
which is cadaver lab
obviously
i can write all the origin characters being stuck with my druidic death priest tav in a room full of corpses and no one can stop me
"Sorel," Wyll said, holding out a small object, "I need you to wild shape into a cat and hold this." Sorel did not respond, continuing to hold the severed head at Gale's eye level. "Look at it." He brought it within inches of the wizard's face. "This is what happens to all of us." "Wow! The eyes are still intact!" Gale responded. "Either they're using necromantic magic to enhance the vitality, so to speak, of these corpses, or they're slowing the decay rate through chemical means." "Sorel," Wyll said again, "I'm serious here. If you don't do this, I can't say 'cat got your tongue,' and I would very much like to."
#cruciferous chronicles shitposting#baldur's gate 3#bg3 fanfiction#sorel the witness#cadaver lab#my brain is full on stuck on cadaver lab right now#i fucking love cadaver lab#wyll is gonna make so many puns#astarion and sorel gonna get into a whole food fight sitch with the severed limbs#wyll: heh... they're throwing hands
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