#yesterday my friend said that pussy tastes extremely bad the first time you eat it and i couldn't disagree more

[yurious]

I'm so sick and feverish and guess what I'm thinking about? lesbian sex.

[marvelousell]

The Agreement (Part 11.)

Pairing(s): frat boy!fwb!Tom x reader, frat boy!Harrison x reader

Summary: Tom is a typical frat boy, his love for partying, drinks and girls are bigger than his ego. Y/N is a whole different dimension, she keeps her circle small, and even though she knows her best friend Tom is a total douche, she can’t say no to the little deal that was sealed between the two of them.

Word count: 4.2k

A/N: Oh well I left so many questions unanswered 💀, but the end is near! I’m happy to know you all love this series and I appreciate every feedback, reaction and reblog it makes me extremely happy!!! Thanks to everyone for reading.💘

Warnings: SMUT 18+, swearing, mentions of alcohol, angst

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“W-We are going to be late.” You mumbled through the giggles that were echoing in Harrison’s ears.

“I couldn’t care less, you look so good love I can’t resist it.” He pressed kisses on your skin from the sensitive spot near your earlobe all the way down to your collarbone. The lovely sounds that were coming from you made him even more excited than he was already.

How could he not? You were dolled up for the birthday celebration that you both were invited to and Harrison had a hard time with his thoughts after he saw you in that stunning silky red dress. It was a total contrast from what you would usually wear and the novelty absolutely messed with his mind.

His hands gripped your legs, the soft skin underneath his fingertips was the most delicate feeling ever, he loved every inch of your body.

Time passed awfully fast. Your focus was strictly on the relationship and college, and with that you finally found your peace. At least some of it. The relationship was everything what you desired, everything that was missing in your love life from the very begging. Harrison was a patient, compassionate and caring person, his personality was a total difference from others. The endless love that he habitually showed to you not just through words but through simple actions meant the world for you.

It wasn’t about the physical things, it was about affection and long hugs when they were much needed. Harrison was the most supportive person, always encouraging you to do your best, believing in you when you didn’t and always confronting you how things will get better.

It was about the team work, along with the good comes the bad, and being a partner means embracing all of someone. You were aware of that, and all of it functioned perfectly. Your mind was finally in one place only.

That’s what you thought.

Harrison was feeling like a whole new person, you brought out the best in him. He wasn’t sure if it was your skin that made him go insane every time when it was on his, or your sun lightened prepossessing figure that would be attached to his in the morning. Everything about you was like an addiction, your big heart, bewitching smile, passion and special nature. It was like a dream, still felt like it.

Your bodies were made for each other, moving idyllically together. He found your body so arresting, like the most beautiful painted canvas. It was the way your figure writhed underneath his and how your walls would spasm around his length that wouldn’t let him be. Harrison lost count about how many times the images would linger through his mind. He couldn’t get enough.

“We eat here.” You laughed, gasping from the coldness of the kitchen counter that came in contact with your warm skin.

Harrison’s arms were exploring your body, lips locked with yours. You were in the mood, actually a lot recently. And even if it was a quickie it was full of love and passion.

“It didn’t stop us yesterday.” He smirked, the memory from the previous night making him eager.

“Please baby.” Your moans mixing with the sound of your heels falling onto the ground.

“You are so polite angel, always asking nicely.” He inhaled your scent, moving his palm into the direction of your heat.

Your sex life was magnificent, never lacking originality. It was euphoric, out of this world. Both of you knew your turn ons and offs, even if the sex would be unplanned, rough, Harrison always made sure he was showing the love, he never wanted the intimacy to be an obligation or something that needed to be done. Feelings and love were always involved.

He was so good to you. You wanted tonight to surprise him, but he forestalled you with his neediness.

“No panties?” The surprised look on his face when his fingers touched your bare core made you grin like a Cheshire cat.

You remained silent, biting your lip, waiting for him to make the next move.

“God, you’re my good one aren’t you?” He asked, rubbing the pulsing clit making you clench around nothing. The smirk on his face grew wider when he heard the small whine forming in your throat while your hand was gripping his neck.

“Are you going to promise me that tonight you will behave and not tease me.” He began, squatting down while his hands brought you near the edge of the counter.

“And when we come home I will reward you. Or not. Depends on you baby.” He placed a small kiss on your pussy, whines and grunts that meant please do something made him smile. Harrison wanted to taste you, you were glistening all because of him and that turned him on even more.

You believed that he would stop after his words but he continued, wrapping his lips around your clit sucking on it gently. Your mouth fell open, toes resting on his shoulder curled from the pleasure. You wanted him to continue, but the desire to taste him was bigger.

“Let me taste you baby.” You blurted out, lowering your head so you could see his eyes. Harrison was silent, mouth still on you, but the lust in his eyes said it all.

“Want to taste me sugar?” He asked once again, replacing his mouth with his thumb.

“Yes, please.” You pleaded, pressing your palms on his chest as he helped you to get off of the counter.

Harrison could hear his heartbeat in his ears when he felt your hands unbuckling his belt while your lips were sucking on his neck.

The sight of you in that dress, kneeling with your face near his crotch made his cock throb in his boxers. You were taking your time, playing with the band of the boxers taking them off leisurely.

“C’mon sweetness, I need you.” He moved his hands to your hair that was styled for tonight, making sure he didn’t mess it up.

Your open mouth went up his clothed length to tease him before you finally removed the white boxers. He was rock hard, the red tip aching and leaking with precum. It was the first time, Harrison never wanted to push you to do something unwillingly, and now that you wanted to wrap your little lips around him made the moment a thousand times better.

“Fuck.” He cursed when he felt your warm mouth around the tip, clenching your hair encouraging you to take more of him.

Your hand wrapped around the base, stroking him a few times before you spitted on his length. The sounds that were coming from you sent shivers down Harrison’s body. His eyes were closed, but after you moaned while taking half of him into your mouth he just needed to see your pretty face. And God did it made him go crazy.

Pink lips around his cock, head moving steadily, one hand on his base and the other one on your exposed thigh. You were enjoying yourself, whining as you bopped your head at a faster pace.

“Gonna take all of me?” He groaned, stroking your cheek softly.

“You are so good angel, you make me feel so good.” He praised, thrusting his hips forward.

His grunts and hands fisting your hair sent the heat down to your aching core. The whole situation made you wet, extremely wet. Your hand went under your dress, one finger spreading the wetness all around your entrance and higher. You needed a release as well, and the middle finger that was fumbling with your clit made you whimper. The vibrations and the feeling of his head hitting the back of your throat brought Harrison near the edge.

“Fucking hell, you like this angel? Playing with yourself while taking me like a good girl. You are amazing.” He hissed, looking at the mess that you made, but you still looked so beautiful. Your cheeks hallowing, eyes that were full of tears were fixed on his, looking at him innocently while you placed your hand on his thigh to keep your balance.

He was one lucky man.

“Are you going to cum with me angel? I know you’re close. Be a good girl for your boy and c-cum with me.” He fucked your mouth slowly, chasing his high cursing silently how good and warm your mouth felt.

The kitchen was filled with your grunts and gagging sounds. You could feel his thigh muscles clenching, he was close. Cock twitching in your mouth and throat after he could sense your orgasm, a strangled moan escaping from his mouth as he released his cum down your throat.

It was in the heat of the moment, Harrison didn’t want to do it only because he didn’t know if you were okay with it. However the concern was soon replaced with a huge smile after he saw you swallow everything he gave you, licking your fingers after it.

“Shit, you are not helping me here.” He grabbed your neck to pull you in for a kiss. He could taste both you and him on his tongue and it would sure make him hard again if he didn’t stop.

“You are incredible, thank you angel definitely will repay you later.” He kissed you once more before you left the kitchen.

“Mm sure, let’s get ready before we start something again.” You smiled against his lips, happy to have him by your side.

-

“I haven’t seen you two since forever!” Harry threw his hands in the air wrapping them around your shoulders, making both you and Harrison chuckle.

“Feeling the celebration already mate?” Harrison questioned, letting go off your waist to greet his friend.

“You two are late and I don’t want to know why but I’m so glad to see you.” Anna teased behind Harry’s back, smiling widely.

“Still kind of want to know the details.” Anna whispered while she hugged you laughing along with you.

“First to wish Mel a happy birthday and then I’m all yours.”

“Will find you soon love, is that fine?” You turned your attention to Harrison that just kissed you and told you to have fun.

“I would kill to have someone like him as my partner.” She started, while you marched through Harry’s house.

“He is astounding Ann. I love him.” Your gaze down on the floor.

“You two are both smitten.”

-

Tom was panicking. Palms sweating as he gripped the steering wheel. He was sitting in his car for the past ten minutes, unable to get up. Month or even more passed after he last saw you in your apartment, cutting every contact with you. Tom knew that the decision was stupid, that he should have talked to you and not be selfish, however he never felt like that and it just terrified him so he wasn’t thinking straight. The constant avoidance both from his side and yours was eating him alive, there was nothing more that he wanted but to admit what was going on in his mind and that he was sorry. He was sorry because he was late and not letting you enjoy the love you deserved with his best friend.

The black car that was parked next to his right was making his stomach turn upside down. It belonged to his best friend that he let down and the girl that was here since day one showering him with unconditional love that he was to blind to see because the reputation and countless gorgeous girls wrapped in his sheets occupied his mind.

It was a good feeling, the constant attention from every college girl and the admiration from the guys at the frat made him feel like he was something special. But it wasn’t what he needed.

Tom was afraid that he might break the present for Amelia because of the tight, nervous grip. He knew you came and there was no going back now. Entering a party was never hard for him, every time he would step inside a place everyone’s attention would turn to him, while he smiled broadly with his company. Now it felt strange, the feeling of everybody looking at his direction stiffened every muscle in his body. Tom thought that everyone knew what he had done, that you maybe told his brother, Anna or even worse Harrison. He already lost you and losing a best friend would make it harder. The thoughts were loud in his head and it was getting hard to focus, the crowd was small but for him it felt like there was a sea of people. His brown eyes searched desperately for the familiar figure that couldn’t leave his mind, haunting him every day.

“Look at you man.” The voice stopped his search, a hand squeezing his shoulder.

“Man didn’t see you since we were in the pub that night.” Harrison laughed, embracing him in a hug tapping his back.

“Good to see you too mate.” He greeted him back, relaxing now that he knew the truth wasn’t said after all. Tom was smiling, happy to see his true best friend next to him.

“Let that present there, grab a drink and come here with us you sure have some stories to tell am I right?” He smirked, probably talking about Gracie that wasn’t in the picture anymore.

Tom didn’t want to ask but he hoped that you came, wanting to see you finally.

-

“Why are you looking around so nervously? Are we searching for someone?” Amelia asked, looking at the people that were outside wishing her a happy birthday constantly.

“No. Just looking for Harrison.” Lies. As much as you were trying to push the feelings and thoughts about him deep down they came back to the surface. Everything seemed to go well, until today when the realization hit you that he would probably be here. With someone. You tried to stop the nervous tingle in your stomach that didn’t let you finish your drink, but it was too strong. You were red, like your dress, your legs wobbly from the anxiety. Even if he did show up he wouldn’t approach you. Still you had a small hope in you that maybe, just maybe you would sort it out. In a friendly way.

“He is with the boys don’t worry, have some fun. Let me get you a new drink this isn’t working for you I see.” Anna shook your shoulders, receiving a forced smile from you.

Little did you know that the boys were outside, but Harrison wasn’t with them.

Tom’s breath hitched in his throat, looking at you all alone near the white wall staring at the crowd. The dress wasn’t your style, but he still loved the change. Your new hairstyle suited you flawlessly. You looked like a whole new person, however he could see that it was still the old you here. Crossed legs, your fingers playing with each other nervously because being alone at a party freaked you out and it wasn’t your thing. You were chewing on your lip, something was definitely bothering you and it didn’t let you enjoy the evening. Tom knew you better than anyone, but still he didn’t know about the love that was growing for him inside of your heart since you were little.

He was now alone, debating if he should come and chat but many obstacles were on his mind stopping his actions. Just like that one night.

You still waited for anyone to come and stop your awkwardness. Harrison was nowhere in sight, Anna was taking so long with the drink and Amelia is probably having a chit chat with somebody. You were alone, scamming through the people hoping to see the curls and eyes that were flashing in front of your eyes every moment.

Both of you so close yet stubborn and blind.

You gave up, turning to the glass door, making your way inside to find someone. Tom exhaled, his mouth set in a hard line after he saw you disappear and his chance to make things better.

“You love her don’t you?” The female voice brought him out of his trance, heart pounding against his ribcage after he realized that he was caught.

“Sorry, what?”

“You were staring.” Anna stood next to him, watching her best friend collecting the guts to go talk to you. She never saw Tom struggle with girls and it was enough to connect the dots.

“Is it forbidden? We didn’t talk in a while.” Tom stated, afraid that he will spill all of his emotions to Ann.

“It’s okay Tom, we are friends just like me and Y/N. You can tell me everything.” She knew already, but she wanted to hear it from him.

“It’s, just.” Talking got harder, his lips dry.

“Complicated.”

“Everything about you is complicated.” Anna joked, she didn’t see him confused in a long time.

“What should I tell you. I guess you know it already.”

“I know. I just wanted to know what took you so long, and why now.”

The question that he didn’t have an answer to.

“I don’t know. She just woke something that no one could.” It was the truth, he had many women in his bed yet not a single one of them sparked something inside of him like you did. They tried to bring other guys with them to make Tom crawl back but that didn’t bother him.

“Oh Tom. Why didn’t you tell me.” Anna knew that someone is going to get heartbroken.

“Like you would be happy, you wouldn’t let me near her because of who I am. She is too good for me. And you were too.”

“That’s right. Still who am I to judge, you are my friend and I would help you. Always.”

“Thank you. I won’t do anything don’t worry I just want to talk.” Tom was honest, he loves you and Harrison and doing something that would affect your relationship wasn’t his plan.

“I’m going to get her.” Anna squeezed his shoulder letting him know that you two are going to sort things out.

-

The new drink you mixed, your favourite just didn’t feel the same. It was like the night at Harry’s house, you leaned on the counter with a drink in your hand.

Your eyes on the crowd and your stomach churned at the sight that was so familiar. Instead of Tom it was Harrison that was standing with a girl in the corner of Harry’s living room.

It was just a friend yeah?

“Shit Y/N.” Anna’s heels clicked on the floor looking at the brunette and the boy staring at her with big eyes.

“What?” You looked at her trying to find an answer on her face.

“I really don’t know how she came here.”

She? Who is she?

“Finally you two, too much wishes I’m done.” Amelia rushed inside, making herself a drink.

“Did you invite her?” Anna questioned pointing to the pair in front of us.

“Em? Yes I met her in my class she is new I thought she needed to get to know some people around.” Amelia was clueless, she didn’t even know that she was that Emily.

“I’m sorry Y/N she probably doesn’t know that he is taken I will fix it.”

“That’s Emily.”

Well now everything is messed up. What does she want now all of a sudden? Why was he talking to her, and clearly enjoying it? He couldn’t stop staring at her. And so couldn’t you.

“I’m sorry Y/N I needed to tell you.” Anna knew that nothing could make this situation better. It was normal to feel like this, Harrison would react the same way especially if it was a person you told him not to worry about.

“Just need some fresh air, I don’t want a scene.” Your voice small, face stern but full of emotions.

“I will fix this I-I didn’t know this. I’m sorry Y/N.” Amelia repeated feeling guilty.

“It’s not your fault, he can talk to whoever he wants.” Which was true, you didn’t want to freak out because of it although it was bothering you.

Tom saw everything, the three of you in the kitchen, Harrison and Emily in the corner and you leaving once again. If you weren’t here he would surely knock some sense into Harrison, for his own good. After all he was the one that was his shoulder to cry on and he didn’t deserve that again. Tom wasn’t doubting Harrison’s loyalty, however he didn’t believe Emily with her actions. Now it was Tom time to talk to you.

Tom knew where you will hide, the small place behind Harry’s house was your space when you felt the need to be alone.

And you were there just how he thought. Your elbows resting on your knees, fingers in hair while you exhaled loudly.

“You don’t need to worry about it.” He could see that you were shocked.

Your body froze, unable to turn around to face him. Tom was okay with your silence, he didn’t even think you would run into his embrace when he finally shows up, the silence was better than running away from him.

He sat down on the floor next to you, your eyes focused on the small pot with flowers on your left.

“I know you don’t want to talk to me after everything, but it was tough for me.” He began, trying to get at least a glance from you.

“I know I was acting like shit, ignoring you and hiding my feelings was something I shouldn’t have done. Especially after what we had. I don’t know about you but for me it was more than just sex. I really love you.” It was enough for him, hiding wasn’t the solution for your and his problems. Tom hid it before, during it and it didn’t bring any good. He went straight to the point.

“And I also know it’s late and I know that you think I was selfish and that I am now, maybe you think that I’m doing this so that I could have you for myself only, but I’m not. I’m just tired of keeping it to myself. I owe you an explanation.” Tom said softly, clenching his jaw from the nervousness.

You were still quiet, heart beating rapidly and palms sweating from his confession. Did he really say that? Or was it just an excuse for everything. You were forming a sentence trying to answer him, but words were stuck in your throat.

“And about Gracie t-that was just a show. I apologized to her, she is a great girl she really is just not for me. I’m so sorry Y/N , so sorry that I put you in this situation.” His shaky hand was on your knee, caressing it gently hoping you won’t push it away.

“You love me?” You choked out, turning your head towards him but with your eyes closed.

“I’m so sorry for not letting you know earlier, it was a strange feeling that was bugging me whenever we would be together, it terrified me.” He apologized once again.

“I know that you’re content now and I don’t want to ruin it, I came here to make things better. I want you in my life like before.” Tom moved his palm towards yours, testing the waters before grabbing it.

“Well I sure look content do I?” You joked, making him smile.

You just missed him.

“I saw them together, believe me I know Harrison he won’t do anything, he isn’t like that. Harrison is smitten, absolutely in love with you. Every evening when he would come with us out you were the only thing that he talked about.” Tom could see the corner of your mouth curving into a small smile after his words, and nothing could warm up his heart like you did.

“He loves you. Emily is in the past, he didn’t have that wide grin on his face with her like he has when he is with you. Don’t worry love anyone would kill to have you. Especially because you make those mean tacos, man did I miss them.” It was the truth, he would be the first one to kill. The sad face was replaced with a loud laugh and that was enough for Tom.

“I am sorry Tom.” You finally spoke, looking at his warm brown eyes that could always make you feel so nervous.

“For what? Don’t be silly, I need to apologize and I just want you to accept it. I miss you.”

“I am sorry that I didn’t have a proper conversation with you and that I just kicked you out that night it wasn’t a good move.” You brought his hand into yours, ghosting your thumb over his knuckles.

“We shouldn’t focus on the past let’s appreciate this moment and moments that will come.” Tom was staring at your eyes, red cheeks and those sweet lips that he missed like crazy.

You saw him staring, and your eyes were fixed on his face as well. You knew that kissing him would be a wrong move, and now that you started to sort things out you didn’t have the courage. He didn’t want it, you were sure or at least you thought that.

However Tom could sense that you wanted it just like he did. He promised himself after this he won’t do anything. Just this time.

“I really want to kiss you, at least for the last time. Please.” He whispered, the pad of his thumb running up and down your rosy cheek. The thought of him reading your mind and body language made you tremble.

“Do it.”

-

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[pearlchu]

Answer all “NSFW ASKS”

1:When did you lose your virginity?

I was 18, it was awkward and weird and blegh

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough but I love both tbh

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

A lot. BDSM, toys (vibrators, dildos, straps, etc), anal, knife play, any power play or power dynamic driven thing, impact play, choking, slapping, etc etc

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

A haunted hotel

5: Favourite sex position?

Doggy, missionary, or prone-bone

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

I’m 100% a submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Nope

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

All of the above?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Nearly, mostly foreplay

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Ew yea

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Pink lace with white stripes and a little bow on top

12: How often do you have sex?

If I could choose, every day, but rn not at all

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Mhmmm ~

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Either one

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

They were giving me bad head and they hit a spot wrong so I slapped their cheek on ACCIDENT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. My body just reacted that way.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

I’m up for suggestions for this one

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6cR6Nve70

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Sometimes. I like to wear lingerie or whatever my partner was into

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Bath, I’m afraid of slipping in the shower lmfao

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

M...my girlfriend <3

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Nope and I’m a really jealous person like holy shit. If it were to happen there’d have to be some rules and they’d HAVE to be followed. I would be lying if I had said I hadn’t had fantasies about being spit roasted between two girls lmfao

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I do

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Yeppers

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

No

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

I need a huge glass of water and some snackies

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Orders

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Both

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

None

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Their hands. I also love shoulders

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

A bad dragon dildo lmfao

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

My feet, that’s all I wanna say

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

I have and it wasn’t too bad ~

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

No, unless you both consented to not using it

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Chocolate

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

At work cause I can’t do SHIT all

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Oh god so much. When they’re silent I feel like they don’t enjoy it.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

None

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

They said I had a pretty vagina lol

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Making out, neck kisses, biting, scratching

40: What do you wear to bed?

Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Uhhh I was pretty young, I don’t wanna talk about that

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I’m sure I do somewhere

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Never

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Sure

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I think I already answered this ~

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Toothbrush

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Yes, because I’m a lesbian

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

YES because most of the time it’s the only thing that can get me off. My clit is where I need to be touched to orgasm. I legit can’t otherwise.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Extremely attractive, that’s my type

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I don’t want to do that ever again lmfao

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Anything spicy dude

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar

53: Do you watch porn?

Yep

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Nope

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not at all. Anyone who would is a pussy

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Definitely

58: Booty or Boobs?

Both, I love boobs a lot though lol

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Never, fuck that, no. When I’m committed, they’re my person. No one else.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

I don’t have that desire at all

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yepp

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Nope

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

I don’t...I don’t have one of those

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Clitoral, vibrator, vaginal + clitoral (oooffff)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

I don’t wanna share here lmfao

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A man

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Today

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Uhhh 7 months ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

Yesterday

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

First sex toy was an anal plug and the last one I bought was a pink vibe

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Tummy and hips/thighs

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My clit lol

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

I can get extremely close

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Nope

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Two nights ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Uhhh can’t remember enough to say

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

80. Favorite sexual position?

Already answered?

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

A little too much

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Oh hell yeah

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Yep and because they were not in my same state lol

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Yis

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Loudish? I moan a lot, they’re sorta quiet. I also squeak. During masturbation, it depends on if I’m home alone or not.

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yep. Mom. Hated it.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Lesbian bdsm / lesbian anything

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Nope

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yep

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Nope

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Nope

92. Ask whatever you want

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A Slippery Situation

This fic was borne out of a silly conversation with @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash on this post. I hope that I did the idea justice. :)

Summary: Negan eats some questionable soup while working late and encounters an alternate version of himself. This “Other Negan” may be a little older and shorter than him, but he might just have some things to teach Negan about oil wrestling and the love that a man can share for his ruggedly handsome TV clone. 

Word count: 4,301

Warnings: Smut, Negan, Negan being Negan, Comic Negan being Comic Negan, submission, domination, anal sex, unsafe sex, oral sex, semen, drugs, mention of incest, mention of masturbation, and oil wrestling! Enjoy!

A Slippery Situation

From the very first spoon-full, Negan knew that the soup tasted funny, but went right ahead with his meal anyway. Hell, most things that came in cans had started to taste funny as they exceeded their best before dates by months and years. Besides this, the Sanctuary’s cooking staff were notoriously terrible at their job, so everything that left their kitchen tended to taste a slightly “off” at best, and barely edible at worst.

“I’ve gotta find some new kitchen bitches like fucking yesterday,” he grumbled to no one in particular as he raised the spoon to his lips and grimaced at the slightly sour taste that invaded his mouth.

The soup was so bad that on another day he probably would have had one of his men bring it back to the kitchen and tear a strip off of whoever was in charge of that night’s meal, but he was far too busy for those kind of shenanigans today. He braved his way nearly to the end of the bowl, trying to fill his empty stomach with the disgusting liquid while actually tasting as little of it as he could manage. He mostly succeeded and only retched once near the end when the soup had begun to cool to room temperature and the taste could no longer be masked by its initial scalding temperatures.

“Fucking good for nothing, lazy asshole fucking, so called fucking cooks. Fuck, fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck!” he exhaled a long sigh of profanity after regaining control of his gag reflex, and pushed the nearly-empty bowl of soup away in disgust.

As he sat alone in his room, going over battle plans in preparation for another day of squabbling with Alexandria, he felt his mind wander back to the god-forsaken soup. Fucking Christ, how he wished he had time to personally march down to the kitchen and force-feed the cold leftovers of his meal to the first member of the staff he laid eyes upon. A tension headache began to gnaw into the centre of his forehead and he pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration, slamming his eyes shut.

“Oh fucking great! Just fucking marvelous! A fucking headache is all I need now…”

But it wasn’t just a headache that he was feeling. His stomach turned over and he felt another wave of nausea hit him as his vision began to dance slightly. Staggering to his feet, Negan shuffled toward one of the long, velvet couches that sat against the wall of his office. These were typically inhabited by a wife or two, but he had dismissed the women in order to focus on his work this evening, and was totally alone.

“Just need to lie down for a minute and let it pass. I’ll be right as fucking rain if I can close my eyes for a goddamn minute. Not like I have a fucking choice at this point.”

He let his large body drop into the couch dramatically and groaned in frustration at his plight. Of course he would get food poisoning the night before he had to deal with Rick the Prick and his merry band of dickwads. This did not bode well for them at all.

“Well, shit, you fucking pussy! Why don’t you just bash another one of their heads in and break his spirit a bit more. Get him back in line, man!”  

The voice that came from inside the room was deep and not entirely dissimilar to his own, but it had a strong southern drawl and was rougher around the edges. Negan’s deep brown eyes sprang open and he sat bolt upright, ready to confront the intruder.

His gaze fell to a man he knew he had never seen before, and yet he felt instantly familiar to Negan. This was because he was dressed in his characteristic uniform of green pants tucked into black boots, a white t-shirt with a leather jacket draped over it, all topped off with a bright red scarf around his neck. He was even carrying his beloved Lucille in his hands. The man was several inches shorter than Negan and much slimmer, but still managed to look imposing as he loomed over his current place on the couch.

“Good morning, sunshine!” the man drawled smoothly as a shark-like grin spread across his face, which was undeniably handsome and adorned with a fair amount of silver-tinged scruff. He leaned back at an angle that seemed just a little bit too extreme to be comfortable and slung the wooden symbol of the only bitch Negan had ever loved over his shoulder.

“You must have a fucking death wish, asshole!” Negan bellowed, springing to his feet, ready to follow the man’s advice and start cracking skulls at this disrespectful display, “What the fuck is this? Halloween for Doucehbags? Get my fucking jacket the fuck off of you and get the fuck on your knees! Now!”

“Oh, sweetheart, you know I can’t do that yet. Ya gotta buy me dinner first!” the man said, taking a step closer, “Besides, this ain’t your jacket, prick. Look down.”

Negan did as he commanded, against his better judgment, and was stunned to find that he was still wearing his leather jacket. In fact, he was wearing the exact same outfit as this man, right down to the biker gloves that partially covered his large hands. He gaped in confusion, at a momentary loss for words, before his head sprang back up to meet the other man’s hazel eyes.

“Alright, fucker, who put you up to this? Was it Dwight? Is this some kind of weird dominance display to retaliate for fucking Sherry? Because if it is, I’ll Freddy Kruger the other side of his ugly face!”

The slightly older man with the scruff scoffed at this, “Do you really think Dwighty-Boy has enough creativity to pull this shit off? Not heckin’ likely! I’m you, Negan.”

“What the ever-fucking-shit are you talking about? You’re not me. I’m me. The world can only handle one fucking Negan and I am it!” he bellowed at the man.

“Well, shit. Tell that to Scott Gimple,” the Other Negan said with a smirk.

“Scott who?”

“It doesn’t matter,” he replied dismissively, stepping uncomfortably close to his younger and taller counterpart, “Let’s just say that I’m an alternate version of you. I’m kinda like…what you would be if they made a TV show of your life.”

“Well, it’s fucking flattering that they think I’m so goddam handsome,” the larger, Original Negan said, inspecting the Other Negan’s face, “but I’m not nearly as old as you are, asshole.”

“That may be true, darlin’, but that just means I’ve got more experience,” the handsome TV Show Negan drawled, placing an arm around Original Negan.

Original Negan ducked out from under the arm, shaking his head, “If you’re me then why don’t you fucking swear. I swear all goddamn, motherfucking, cocksucking day! It’s kind of my thing.”

“Censorship,” TV Negan said simply, looking slightly annoyed, “Jesus, I wish I could swear like you. Might get rid of some of these anger management issues I seem to have. Maybe I’d stop having to bash in so many heads.”

“Nah, there’s sadly always some fucker who needs to be put in their place,” Original Negan sighed, “It’s unfortunate, but some pricks just deserve it.”

“Well, at least that’s one thing we can agree on. That, and the fact that I’m fucking handsome as shit!” TV Negan said, the grin returning.

“Uh, yeah. Ok. Fine, we can agree on that. I’m man enough to admit when I find another man attractive. Nothing fucking wrong with that…” he trailed off in thought for a moment and then came back to himself, “How-fucking-ever, I am going to need you to return my lady-friend you have there. I don’t like other fuckers touching her, even if they do look a bit like me.”

“I’m afraid that I just cannot do that, sweetheart. This Lucille is mine, and I am not letting her go for anyone.”

“Well, it looks like we’re at a fucking impasse here because if you don’t return Lucille this fucking instant, I’m gonna have to kick your ass, and I’d rather not do that tonight. Got shit to do. You know how it is,” Original Negan said as a cold look spread across his eyes.

“Rick the Prick being an asshole again?” TV Negan asked with a twinge of sympathy.

“You fucking know it. God! He’s such a fucking dick sometimes!”

“He does suck ass. A whole lot of ass.”

“Fuckin’ A!” chuckled Original Negan, “You’re alright in my books if you hate Rick, but the fact still remains that I’m about ten seconds away from stabbing you in the gut and taking Lucille back by force if you don’t hand her over.”

The shorter man held up is free hand in a placating gesture, “Calm down, ya big asshole! I think there’s another way to go about settling this.”

��What the fuck are you talking about?” Original Negan asked, skepticism creeping into his tone.

“I’ll wrestle you for her,” TV Negan replied, his expression grave, “Whoever wins gets to keep the fair lady, Lucille. How about it?”

Original Negan stroked his smooth chin with two gloved fingers, considering the other man’s proposition for a moment, “Yeah…Ok! You got yourself a deal. Hell, I’ve got at least a few inches and more than a few pounds of muscle over you. This ain’t gonna be much of a fucking challenge!”

“Plot twist!” TV Negan exclaimed as he stripped off his leather jacket and tossed it aside, “This isn’t just any kind of regular wrestling, you know. That’d be too easy. This has to be oil wrestling, just to even the playing field.”

“Are you fucking shitting me right now?”

“Do you want the chance to win Lucille back or not, asshole?”

Original Negan shook his head slowly, “I can’t believe I’m actually gonna do this…” he mumbled as he pulled off his own jacket and tossed it  into the couch, followed shortly thereafter by his t-shirt and pants, “I’m not ruining perfectly good clothes just because you got it in your head that getting all greased up gives you an advantage. I suggest you follow suit and we do this in our fucking undies.”

“Whatever you say, big boy, only there’s a bit of a problem with that plan,” TV Negan said as he unbuckled his belt and tugged his zipper open.

“And what exactly is th-“ Original Negan’s words cut off abruptly as he quickly discovered the issue for himself.

“I’m not so much a fan of underwear, ya see,” TV Negan said with a grin that contained not even a trace of bashfulness.

Original Negan stared blankly at the other man’s naked form, taking it all in before stripping off his own underwear and squaring up to his opponent.

“Ok, so where’s this fucking oil then?” he asked.

“Behind you,” TV Negan said matter-of-factly.

Original Negan turned to see a large bottle of baby oil sitting on the end table beside the couch, its powder pink label blaring out at him. He reached for it and grasped it in his hand, turning it over hesitantly before flipping open the cap with a shrug and pouring a generous amount of the viscous liquid over his chest and arms.

After passing the bottle to TV Negan, who followed suit, he began to lather the oil across his upper body, eventually trailing his rough hands down to his thighs and calves. He took in the sight of his muscles glistening in the light, the oil highlighting every curve, and then raised his eyes to look at the other man just in time to watch him finish applying the oil to his own body.

Somehow, looking at the attractive older man naked and covered in oil caused an unexpected flood of arousal to take root in his stomach, and Original Negan felt his cock twitch to life ever so slightly. Hoping that TV Negan hadn’t noticed, he shook off the feeling as best he could and readied himself for the fight.

“Ready for me, big boy?” TV Negan inquired, licking his lips slightly and looking Original Negan up and down. Shit! Had he noticed after all?

“You fucking know I am, asshole. The question is: are you ready for all of this?” he responded, gesturing to his large frame.

Without saying a word, TV Negan lunged for him, tackling him to the floor and straddling him before pinning his hands down next to his head. Caught off guard for a moment, Original Negan stared up at the man in a daze, wondering how someone smaller than him had managed to knock him on his ass so quickly.

After he regained his composure Original Negan used his legs to flip the man off of him, causing him to land with a thud on the floor to his left. Before TV Negan could get up, Original Negan had climbed on top of him and used his knees to pin the other man’s hands by his side.

“Well, shit! You’re pretty fast for such a big guy!” TV Negan’s gaze drifted down Original Negan’s body, landing firmly and obviously at the man’s crotch, “And I do mean big! Holy shit, man! You appear to be a grow’er, not a show’er,” he said with a wink.

“What are you-“ Original Negan looked down at himself, flustered by TV Negan’s accusation,  only to find that the part of his body he affectionately called Lucille Two had betrayed him again and was standing firmly erect, pressed fast against his lower stomach. In the heat of the moment, he hadn’t even noticed.

TV Negan used this temporary distraction to break free, his slick body pressing into Original Negan’s as he escaped his grasp, sending the larger man scurrying forward in an attempt to re-capture his opponent. Original Negan’s oil-soaked hands slid out from under him on the wooden floor, causing him to sprawl forward and his chin to connect with the hard surface with a thud as he crashed down.

“Ha! Made you look, shit head!” TV Negan called out from behind him. Fuck was he ever fast!

Before he could get back on his feet, Original Negan felt the other man land on top of him from behind. His chest pressed into his back as he threw his whole weight into Original Negan, ensuring that he would stay on the floor.

“So, I take it you like what you see, huh?” TV Negan practically purred into his ear, his mouth was less than an inch away and his silver-streaked stubble brushed against Original Negan’s smooth cheek, “You might try to cover up your…tendencies…behind that harem of wives we’ve got going on, but your dick ain’t doing such a good job of keeping up appearances, Neegs.”

Original Negan felt his hips buck almost involuntarily as another wave of arousal hit him at the older man’s words, and his ass connected firmly with something hard yet soft behind him. TV Negan’s cock dug into him from behind as the he ground his hardened member against Original Negan.

“Heh. That’s what I thought. You like this, don’t you?” TV Negan inquired.

“Fuck you, douchebag!” Original Negan boomed from below, his face still pressed against the cold wooden floor as TV Negan continued to pin him down. He tried to sound furious, but his voice wavered. He knew the truth, just as TV Negan did, that he was in fact very into this.

“That’s the idea, dollface,” TV Negan replied in a low tone.

With that, TV Negan lessened the pressure against Original Negan just long enough for him to roll over before straddling him again, this time higher up on the large man’s muscular chest, which brought his sizeable cock within inches of Original Negan’s mouth.

“You sure do have a pretty mouth, you know,” TV Negan beamed down at him from above, “It’d be a shame if we didn’t find out how it feels wrapped around my dick, now wouldn’t it?”

“I-uh…what the fuck?” Original Negan felt his eyes go wide as his face grew hot with embarrassment, a sensation he had not felt in ages.

There wasn’t much that could embarrass the boisterous man, and yet the sight of TV Negan straddling him and offering him his cock was almost too much for Original Negan. Oh sure, he had done some same-sex experimentation in college. Lord knew that the long nights on the road with his table tennis team had led to some pretty wild shenanigans, which often devolved into homoerotic romps with some of the other men.

Original Negan hadn’t ever really thought hard about his sexuality or put a label on himself. His motto had always been “If it feels good, do it!” So why was he balking at the chance to literally go fuck himself now? Or, at least to fuck an alternate version of himself.

With these thoughts racing through him mind, Original Negan locked eyes with the man on top of him and raised his head off of the ground far enough so that his mouth hung just in front of the head of TV Negan’s cock. Without breaking eye contact, he trailed his tongue over the slit, flicking it up quickly at the end. He felt a shudder of pleasure radiate from TV Negan as a small moan, almost too faint to hear, escaped the man’s lips.

“Mmm. Good boy. I knew you would find a way to put that mouth to use.”

TV Negan lessened his grip on Original Negan just enough for him to free himself. Once his large arms were able to move, his first instinct was to flip the older man to the ground and fuck his shit up royally for pinning him down like that. Instead the lust won over, and he grabbed the other man’s ass firmly and forced his cock closer to him so that he could fully insert it into his mouth.

The sensation of TV Negan’s thick cock filling his mouth caused another wave of lust to hit him and a slight whimper made his throat vibrate against it. TV Negan must have enjoyed this because his rough hands quickly found their way into Original Negan’s thick, dark hair where they grabbed on tight and forced his mouth even further down the shaft.

A sigh of contentment left TV Negan, “Mmmm…Now how did I know you’d be so good at this? Must be that slutty, filthy mouth of yours? Hmm?”

Original Negan continued to suck the other man’s cock vigorously, taking him all the way into his throat, but his rhythm was broken by a sharp tug on his hair that forced his face to look up at the man who was still perched above him, “Answer me when I’m speaking to you!” TV Negan warned, slowly extracting himself from Original Negan’s mouth with a pop.

“Yes!” Original Negan answered.

“’Yes!’ what?” TV Negan asked.

“Fuck yes, my filthy mouth is great at sucking cock. Now, can I get back to it?” he replied, more than a little bit annoyed.

“Oh, I don’t think so, darlin’,” TV Negan grinned down at him, “I think I’m good and warmed up now, and I want at that ass of yours. Is that gonna be a problem for you?”

Original Negan considered TV Negan’s proposition for a brief moment before giving his answer in a low growl, “Fuck no, it’s not. Let’s fucking do this.”

“Good!” TV Negan said simply, standing. Original Negan relished the sight of the man looming over him, his cock bobbing just above him, glistening with his saliva. TV Negan’s eyes darkened as he regarded Original Negan, who was still sprawled on the floor below, ”Get on the couch and get that cute, little ass in the air for me then.”

Original Negan did as he was told, placing his knees on the cushions and gripping the back of the couch. Within only seconds he felt TV Negan take his place behind him, his body radiating heat against him and the hair of his happy trail brushing across his ass slightly as he lined himself up with Original Negan’s opening.

“Now, normally I’d use some lube, but…extenuating circumstances seem to have left us fresh out of such luxuries…so I guess I’ll just have to improvise!” TV Negan said gleefully. Original Negan heard the unmistakable sound of TV Negan spitting into his hand, and only a few seconds later he felt the man’s hard, slick member pushing against him from behind. A sharp gasp of pain caused him to jerk forward as TV Negan’s tip trespassed his tight hole, and suddenly the man’s hands were on his hips, pulling him closer.

“Ah! Fucking fuck! Be gentle, asshole!” Original Negan growled in anger.

“I’m sorry, baby doll. I’ll go easy on ya. Just relax,” TV Negan cooed.

Original Negan took a deep breath and allowed his muscles to relax a bit as the other man pushed himself further inside. Now fully buried in Original Negan’s ass, TV Negan began to thrust into him slowly but firmly, his fingers digging deeper into the skin of Original Negan’s hips. Original Negan moaned deeper, letting the initial discomfort melt into pleasure as TV Negan quickened his pace.

“I knew you were gonna like this! What a filthy, little slut you are – just letting me waltz in here and fuck you right away,” TV Negan punctuated this with a playful slap to Original Negan’s ass.

Original Negan moaned deeper, feeling his cock dripping with arousal, desperately needing release. As if he was able to read the large man’s mind, TV Negan grabbed a handful of his hair with one hand and pulled him backward far enough to force him into an upright position. With one arm across Original Negan’s chest, TV Negan slipped his hand down to grab the other man’s cock, never slowing his pace as he fucked the younger man from behind.

“Oh fuck, that’s perfect! Keep fucking me and make me cum!” Original Negan moaned, lying back against TV Negan’s chest as the man pumped his cock expertly.

Shudder after shudder of pleasure coursed through Original Negan’s body at the feeling of his cock being milked while his ass was being fucked relentlessly by TV Negan. He knew that he was close to orgasm as his large thighs began to shake uncontrollably with each pump. His breath hitched in his throat and his eyes shut tightly while a low growl left his mouth.

“That’s right, baby. I know you want to, so why don’t you just cum for me?” TV Negan whispered in his ear.

The feeling of the other man’s breath against his cheek was just the sensation that Original Negan needed to push him over the edge. In a flurry of curses that would make a sailor blush, he released himself all over his lower stomach and TV Negan’s hands, the streams of fluid pooling into the fabric of the couch.

Once the last few aftershocks of orgasm had subsided, he felt TV Negan slowly pull himself out of his ass as he simultaneously pushed Original Negan back down into the couch so that his ass was in the air. Seconds later, Original Negan felt TV Negan’s copious, warm release hit is ass and upper back as the man came against him, his breath erratic and labored.

“Oh fuck that was good!” TV Negan allowed himself to slump against Original Negan, still breathing heavily, “You have such a nice, tight ass. I couldn’t help myself. Had to mark my territory. Now everyone will know that I screwed you raw.”

“Mmmm. You know what? I think I’m fucking ok with that. Quel fucking surprise,” Original Negan admitted.

It was at this point that some of the Saviors burst into his office, but Original Negan was too far gone to notice them. They had been sent on an urgent mission to notify him that the cooks had added a special ingredient to the soup that evening: wild mushrooms. Unfortunately, the person who had found the mushrooms growing in a field that morning was not a very adept mycologist, and had mistaken psychedelic mushrooms for edible ones. In doing so, roughly half of the Sanctuary’s residents had been accidently dosed and were tripping balls. Evidently, this number included Negan.

They found Negan alone and naked, slumped against the back of his couch, and completely covered in baby oil and his own semen. As they toweled him off, throwing subtlety amused glances at one another, they caught a few words from the dazed man about “alternate time lines” and a “sexy, fucking old dude” who “needed to shave that shit”.

At one moment, Negan locked eyes with a young man in a moment of apparent clarity, “Hey! You! Riddle me fucking this: If you fuck your clone, is it masturbation or incest?”

The young Savior’s eyes widened momentarily, preparing to answer one of the most important philosophical questions of the post-Apocalypse, but one of his comrades managed to quiet Negan down first, and he was spared that pleasure.

After finally getting Negan to lay peacefully on his couch and covering him with a blanket, the Saviors who found him vowed to one another to never speak of the “magic mushroom incident” to anyone for fear of Negan’s wrath. The next morning, their leader woke up with a splitting headache and vague memories of some very sexual, homoerotic dreams involving a man with a greying beard and dimples for days. He smiled to himself over coffee with his wives, deciding to keep the dreams to himself as future spank-bank material.  

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Masturbate and Feel Good

Masturbate and Feel Good

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Unfortunately for them, this can be as untrue as the sunshine rising from the west! Masturbation has no physical side effects! several. Masturbating will make you slender and skinny! Then there is no need for diet regime pills and health and fitness regimes my friend! And many surely 70% of UNITED STATES more than likely be overweight! 5. Solely Kids masturbate! The reason why would you say that? We wonder! Very well quite false, most adults masturbate... yes even after marital life! a few. Masturbation is for guys. And it is regarding 70% of the women also. That's right, 2/3 regarding all females masturbate! several. Only losers masturbate! Another of my favorites. Merely goes to show just how much of any taboo is masturbation! Initial thing, 99% of males in addition to seventy percent of females have got masturbated at least once throughout their existence. Now which is a hell of your lot of losers avoid you assume! Nothing a lot more that I can add genuinely... this is really the particular quintessential insecurity amongst folks regarding self pleasure. 7. Masturbation is for homosexuals. Wow. Exactly where did which one originate! Someone must make a etymology of those myths, would make regarding an useful read! Merely as untrue while all of these myths, masturbation along with homosexuality have nothing in keeping. Some people masturbate to their fantasies of reverse sex, other individuals to their own fantasies of very same intercourse. That's it. in search of. Masturbation will make you sightless! Others claim that masturbation is usually bad for your own personal eyesight. Nevertheless , their says are unsupported by specifics and healthcare advice. My spouse and i suggest you talk to help your general physician in addition to he will make clear you what a load associated with bull this is. 10. Fleshlight changes the condition of your shaft Effectively, it does make it steel solid. But believe myself, after you orgasm, the solidity is finished! So no. Fleshlight offers absolutely no result on how the penis appearance.

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Masturbate and Feel Good

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The difficulty lies in the endorsement of the fact this you masturbate. Actually some sort of story... a story about you. One night you were sitting by yourself within your apartment eating pizza. You decided to look at out some new websites on the net while you eat. So you sign on to the speed of your internet connection in addition to start surfing. Inadvertently, you notice some piece of pornography(yes, online is quite whole of it! ) Hunting at those erotic (and often downright nasty photos) you feel a tingley relating to the legs. One issue leads to another and also you end up spoiling your current underpants. Now allow me tell you one more story. best masturbator One night you were sitting alone in some sort of pub drinking beer. As well as then the most wonderful person goes in the tavern. The person that leads to tingling between your legs just investigating him or perhaps her. You decide in which you can't rid yourself of that opportunity to get to help know this wonderful creation associated with god. Which means you move to this person you need to tiny talk. One thing brings about another and you end up in your condo. Whether you are any woman or even a man, often the next morning an individual didn't be jumping using pleasure in the first event. When you go away in the evening to help meet your friends, you would not necessarily tell these individuals about the hot internet site you found and just how an individual jerked off for you to it. Connections, in the actual second case, you would be sharing with anyone who cared for to listen how you had the most wonderful experience associated with your life last night. The reason why? Well, maybe simply because personal pleasure is, well, nothing special. You can complete this anytime you would like. Of course seducing typically the person of your dreams is quite an accomplishment. Absolutely no wonder you would like an audience. But what should you have a new friend like me. A friend who is crazy adequate to inquire you did you actually wank off yesterday night time? Seemed to be it good? What could you do then? Will you inform your friend in relation to the hot web-site in addition to your experience? Would an individual easily say, "Yeah! That was great! What concerning you? " Or would likely you pretend nothing possessed happened and lie... something like you were somewhere different yesterday nighttime, or possibly lead your friend to help believe you got happy using someone? I am guessing you will do the particular latter. Most certainly you simply won't acknowledge the act associated with masturbation. Rather you would avoid the question in addition to change the topic. And any time your buddy tells a person about a hot cure the same night, a person would wish you had a pan of water when you can drown. Shame as well as remorse would come over an individual and you would change the subject in increase quick time. Are you crazy? Noway! You are only one of the the greater part. And a significant majority in that! Way more the vast majority that what George Bush had in the previous elections! The explanation -social health and fitness! You are similar to the son who ran out from the movie theater hall that was screening an adult film (mind anyone, he had not any business that they are there with the first place! However every one of the cinemas care with regards to is the selling of their tickets! ) Later in the day, typically the pal who had recently been at the movies along with him, caught up having the pup and asked, "Why from the hell's name does you run out? micron The son answered, "My mom said that if My spouse and i watched a woman having naked I would change to stone. And darn you Harry, a portion of me was by now evolving into stone! " Unfortunately, often the social conditioning is definitely wrong. It is seeing that wrong as the social situation in 18-19th century Of india, where widows had been pushed to burn in existence using their husbands. As incorrect as the church has been in burning up Galileo intended for implying our planet was definitely not the centre in the whole world. Lily Tomlin put it very best, "We have great think that man first stepped upright to free their hands for masturbation! inches If god didn't desire us to masturbate, perhaps we would still end up being walking such as dogs and also horses! Often the social health and fitness is a result connected with quite a few myths, lies and also frauds perpetrated by quite a few individuals regarding personal profit. Unfortunately, this conditioning is usually like a hard enthusiast, very tough to fracture. However, with effort and also chanelising your energies, you are able to break it. Remember, often the nuts that crack the hardest, are often the types that taste the very best! An individual must be wondering, how a hell does it subject if you believe guilty about masturbation. Thinking about spend time bursting this covering? Certain research psychologists believe that guilt cognizant, whether sexual remorse as well as in any other form, is the most dangerous element on your mental wellbeing. Others believe that it is one regarding the most destructive. However the very best effect associated with guilt conscious if you ask me has been a lack of confidence with self. At this point you are an clever reader. I don't have to have to reveal you the particular importance of self self-confidence. Be it your career, relationships or any different aspect of life, lack associated with assurance can bring your current downfall. Now I am not necessarily implying that ought to you start off to feel more cozy with regards to masturbation, you would likely succeed in all of features of life. But the idea will be nice step in order to take. An useless sense of guilt that should, and can be gone from your mind. Remember, an ocean is produced of tiny droplets associated with water. Remove a decline at a time and due time, the marine would be empty! Of course it could take a number of millennia! Fortunately, you no longer have an ocean full of guily! Just some naggings in many places! The first phase towards eradication of this guilt is knowledge. You will find hundreds of myths around masturbation. Most of them perpetrated by religious beliefs, unfortunately. Yet some perpetrated through rip-off runners. Lets take a look at the most important ones. one particular. Masturbation is against the particular will associated with god. Hoke. At one point often the church deemed anyone who also was overtly ardent to be able to his wife an adultrater. Follow that educating and also your wife would become doing adultery! Several clergymen have visited on record in order to say that will not only the church's theories in relation to sexuality were unrelated in order to the scriptures, but that they caused more harm than good amongst people. In addition to, nowhere in the spiritual coaching of any important religions is masturbation viewed as completely wrong. 2. Masturbation may cause impotency. Most men and even several females seem to think thus. Wrong again. Lets deal with the males first. It can be understandable that seeing their particular sperm flow out associated with themselves, they think that may end sometime. Effectively, it will end one day... maybe when you are generally 100 years old. Nevertheless until then don't get worried. Your sperm bank is rather unlike Standard Chartered. 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Nothing considerably more that I can also add truly... this is really often the epitome of insecurity amongst individuals with regards to self pleasure. 7. Masturbation is for homosexuals. Wow. Exactly where did that will one originate! Somebody should make a etymology of such myths, would make regarding an useful read! Just simply as untrue because just about all these myths, masturbation along with homosexuality have nothing in accordance. Some people masturbate for you to their dreams of reverse sex, others to their own fantasies of same sex. That's it. in search of. Masturbation will make you shutter! Others claim that fleshlight is actually bad for your personal eyesight. But their states are unsupported by specifics and health-related advice. My spouse and i suggest you talk in order to your standard physician in addition to he will clarify anyone what a load associated with bull this is. 12. Masturbation changes the condition of your penile Properly, it does make it firm. 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