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Magic the Gathering is doing an original outer space magical sci fi setting next and dropped preview art of what APPEARS to be the sickest fucking dragon that will ever exist in media ever again, and I know you're thinking, "nah, it can't be that cut and dry, there's a LOT of raw as hell dragons out there, and I, a more experienced dragon aficionado, already have a counter-example locked and loaded for the contentious comment I expect to leave once this dragon of yours fails to knock my socks off as much as the blorbo in question," but while it is okay to think that, you might actually stop thinking that and instead think the same thing I just said about this dragon once you have looked at it. at the picture of the dragon.

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Rose shouldn't be on top of the Hazbin Hotel with Alastor. Actually, why is she even in Hell? She's only like 14-16 years old here!
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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
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they've started manufacturing guns for dust mites so that incomprehensible wars can be waged always
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we’ve a secret, think you can keep it?
(edit: image changed bc I fucked up the keposhka lmao)
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hey can you watch gerard for a second? i’ll be right back








okay i’m back- oh.
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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction
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Superman (2025) | Adventures in the Making of Superman
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