pizzaplexirl

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Hey have you heard of the robot under the pizzaplex? Rumor has it that the thing tears off people's arms and legs. Killed a few guys when the plex was being built, so they sealed it up. It's behind a wall of concrete, so you should be fine, but I thought I'd make sure you knew.

Have you been talking with the construction crew? They keep trying to keep the rest of us out of the sinkhole and recently started resorting to scary stories. Most of us don't go into the sinkhole, obviously because we don't want it to cave in and kill us, but honestly these stories are ridiculous. Why in the world would there be a secret killer animatronic underneath the plex???

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Yeah, you're right about the union. I smell a lawsuit with the very-much-not-met minimum wage though. Minimum wage is $7.25

Oh absolutely. If I ever manage to scrounge up enough money to afford a decent lawyer I'm suing their asses. Unfortunately that's a pretty long while away....

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Hey. Who programmed Roxy to cry .

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You are only being paid $3.45??? By one of the most profitable companies on Earth??? You people need to get an union

(Actually I am not sure how much money FazEnt makes, but it is probably a lot if they can afford those robots)

Oh we absolutely need a union. I am in pain

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Did you know Monty tears up staff bots and leaves them all over the floor? I learned that Monty tears up staff bots and leaves them all over the floor. I'm also being paid $3.25 an hour.

Woooop hi it's been a while. They banned me from accessing the blog during work. However my shift is over so I am available again

[pizzaplexirl]

Woooop hi it's been a while. They banned me from accessing the blog during work. However my shift is over so I am available again

[pizzaplexirl]

take a map

No. YOU take a map

[pizzaplexirl]

Are you sure this blog will not cause you problems? If they dislike you searching their weird history then I doubt they will like you sharing your findings and work stuff

I haven't been told to get rid of it yet, luckily. They probably knew the minute I made this blog considering Mapbot has access to asks

I think as long as I don't tell any in-person customers they'll let me go, but I'll have to be careful about what I tell y'all :/

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Whoops, sorry for not posting. They don't exactly give me much time to he active on the clock anymore gjdbg

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We've already had to call maintenance and it's barely 10 in the morning. I fucking hate it here

Chica.

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Chica.

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Oh yeah an update on the therapist thing. Apparently fazent hires counselors and they were tracking me on the wifi when I tried to search things up. They really don't want me to tell any customers and threatened to fire me lmao (well not directly, but the counselor said I "may risk losing my job" if I spill about the child murder so)

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Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

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all maps.

all maps have value.

all maps can stand after the end.

maps will forever be the shit.

agree.

Agree ???

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Yes that is me.

I have maps all day everyday.

Similar to the ancient one with candy.

Take a map, they are The Shit.

Agree.

WHO GAVE YOU ACCESS TO TUMBLR?? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT

Yknow I'm really curious to see how this goes actually. What's your favorite map mapbot

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Girl, you did not know about the dead people??? Every single "Unsolved mysteries" type YouTube Channel has like, at least one or two videos talking about one of the cases

I mean I heard of it in passing but I assumed it was a typical like. One-time murder case of 2 or 3 kids. Not "This bullshit happened at least twice in every single location"

Honestly I'm mostly just shocked they've been around this long despite being directly involved with like. At least 7 dead kids

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There are FazEnt-provided therapists????