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distant loud noises in the house

jay: i’ve found that the path to inner peace begins with three words

jay: not my problem.

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the gag that is aespa armageddon omg!

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seungmin : if you’re gonna be gross can you go to your own room.

[ lee know and han cuddling on the sofa, han’s head on his chest ]

minho : i don’t know what you’re talking about.

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renjun: god i shouldn’t have showed you how to use a blender

jisung, drinking pizza: why do you say that?

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haechan, standing with his back turned : I’ve been expecting you, renjun.

renjun : how did you do that without turning around?

haechan : ... to be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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hyunjin : listen, I can explain...

seungmin : you’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

I.N : you’re getting 30 grand? i’m getting $1,000!

chan : ..you guys are getting paid?

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doyoung : why is renjun so pissed?

jeno : jaemin made him take one of those ‘which nct member are you?’ quizzes

doyoung : and...?

jeno : he got haechan.

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niki : what time is it?

jake : i don’t know, pass me that phone and we’ll find out

jake : [ starts playing party in the usa ]

jay : WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING PARTY IN THE USA AT TWO IN THE MORNING

jake : it’s 2 am

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gyuvin : you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

ricky : oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

gyuvin : i’m leaving, and I’M TAKING YUJIN WITH ME

hanbin, picking up the monopoly board : i think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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interviewer : how many kids do you have?

hongjoong : biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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doyoung : if you had to choose between haechan and all the money in my wallet, which would you choose?

renjun : that depends, how much money is in your wallet?

haechan : renjun!

doyoung : 5000 won

renjun : i’ll take the money.

haechan : RENJUN!!!

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renjun : is something burning?

jaemin : just my love for you!

renjun : jaemin, THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE.

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yeonjun : how is the most attractive person here?

soobin : i don't know, how are you?

yeonjun, flustered : i-

taehyun, across the room: i’m doing great, thanks!

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han : who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

minho : you are a fucking menace to society

hyunjin : and a coward. do twenty.

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jeno, to the new trainees : this is renjun, he likes his personal space.

haechan, clinging onto renjun :

jaemin : and this is haechan, he also likes renjun’s personal space.

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[ wooyoung and san fighting ]

hongjoong : what are they yelling about?

yeosang : who ate the last piece of fried chicken

hongjoong : and who was it?

yeosang : me.

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mark : god, give me patience.

haechan : i think you mean 'give me strength'.

mark : if god gave me strength, you'd be dead.