14th-time-unlucky

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*my eyes immeditely widen and sparkle and i do huge happy flappy hands* EEEEEE I WANT AN ADVENTURE!!!! YES PLEASE YES PLEASE!!!!

*i wiggle excitedly before gasping* OH!!!! But i need to get my stickies so i can show the cashier all of them!!!

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

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*i burst out giggling, climbing up with struggle and stand proud on your forehead, lifting up my fist*

I WINNSSSS!!! EEEEE!!!!

I shall capture you and you must order a feast of chimken nuggies for my entire kingdom!!!! *i almsot fall from giggling so much*

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

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*i start evil giggling and run faster* NEEVEERRRR!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BUY MY KINGDOM MC DONALDS!!!!!!!

*casually steals your credit card and gremlin runs away while evil giggling, thinking knowing im so sly and shneaky*

“HEY!!!”

* runs after you*

“Come back here with that you cheeky tadpole”

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*i flinch back slightly, brows furrowing* the fucks happening?

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*i scoff* oh just fuck offff, my heads fucking killing me no thanks to you. *i glare hard at kat, clenching my fists tight*

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*i squint up at you, squinting as my vision spins* i… this fffff-f’ck’n biitch kee-keeps hitt’n me….

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*smirks, my eyes glossed over as I look up at you, bloodied smirk* c’se I-im a strong mutha-fff-fffffuckaaaaa *i start giggling, mainy because of the concussion….*

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*i bite down hard on my hand, trying to hold in a cry*

Ye-yeah? Well maybe if you fu-fucking stopped, y’ wouldnt be bored….

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*I collapse to the ground, clutching my knee with a whimper* f-f’ck…

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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FUCK-

*i stumble back, hands clasping my head* DU-DUDE??? What the ffffuck…..

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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Wow, *i deadpan, rolling my eyes* look, id appreciate it if youd just leave me alone, i dont have time for this.

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*i double over, letting out a half choked half whimpered sound* t-tough shit, go play a ga-game on your phone or sm-somthin…

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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GAGH- *my hands immediately fly up to my head, holding it as i try to wait for the world to stop spinning, the pain like lightning through my skull* fu-fuck… whatt the fuck was that for???

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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I- o-okay??? Youre hardly still holding a grudge *i scoff, picking at my nails, bored*

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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*i sigh, bored but looksup at you* do tell..

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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Oh!!! awee tahts cute

Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?

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Hey Lee long time no chat how are you?

*holds bat behind me*

Uhm... *peeks behind you* wha-whatchya got there, kat.....?