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like if his branding strategy

wasn’t so rooted in cultural unawareness

I would’ve absolutely adored tarzzan

he’s the kind of performer

that choreographers look at

and immediately find themselves

wanting to make him their muse

again, he’s a product of k arts

so it’s no surprise that he has so much charisma

especially on stage

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it’s not that I’m biased, or have favoritism

for idols who have dance experience

it’s that I hold them to a different regard

based on the kind of training they’ve had

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if you don’t know who chengxiao is

she’s a former member of wjsn

1/3 of their chinese line

she also happens to be a talented ballerina

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chengxiao doesn’t always post to ig

but when she does, it’s a fucking serve

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also, you know very well

that your ability to carry melodies

in accordance with the voices of others

is the only thing that’s distracted everyone

from the shrill wail of that lecherous banshee

who has the vocal capacity of a squirrel

that’s been made to believe it’s purpose in life

is to make music, an unfortunate detriment

for the ears of the general public.

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you’re not cinderella

so stop trying on every shoe you come across

even when it doesn’t fit

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good god, all those years of experience

yet you’re somehow still unable

to sing in basic harmony with one another

and instead, produce a dreadful cacophony

of a human desperation to be heard

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sometimes there’s no complex explanation

the universe simply sees how ugly someone is

and discards them to live an insignificant fate

one where they constantly ask themselves

why they continue to be alive

and whether or not they want to keep living

it’s a desolate manner of existence

but one that is more than deserved

by people who are committed

to being utter wastes of space.

what do you do?

hold a knife to your wrist?

and beg the universe to trigger me to slip up

otherwise you’ll harm yourself?

goodness love

if the universe gave a damn about you

you wouldn’t have been born

and forced to live with yourself.

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please god

I’m fully aware of my utter uselessness

and that my appearance reflects how ugly I am

I’m this close to cutting my wrists open

please let me be witness to another’s misfortune!

being the walking embodiment of filth that I am

the misfortune of other people

is the only thing that brings me true salvation!

please god!

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a lot of people aren’t too familiar

with how homehealth/hospice works

but even if I want to explain, I’m not going to

if I elaborate on the process of how facilities

obtain patients with the help of liaisons

it’ll become very obvious, that some of you

have done things that are grounds for arrest

and although the word “father”

only applies to you loosely

seeing as how you had to ask others to donate baby formula and diapers to your family

instead of procuring it for your son on your own

my nephew needs a father by his side

so consider yourself lucky

that I take my role as a godmother seriously.

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it’s not my fault

that your mother’s jealousy

was enough to make her self implode

but seeing as your parents

are both worthy candidates for aa

don’t you think the shitstorm was inevitable?

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you can’t threaten me with legal action

silly chode

I can tell all the employers you scammed

into funding you as a liaison

despite deliberately giving patients to others

that you’ve done so

as a means to buy that collection of beamers

that line the driveway of a home

which boasts a dangerous proximity

to a halfway house filled with ex convicts

if you were scamming everyone for money

the least you could’ve done

was provide my nephew with a safe place to live

goodness, the insolence.

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once, when my friends were over

my mom’s sister, the family screw up

posted a sheet of paper on the living room wall

detailing all the money we’d borrowed

at a time we were struggling financially

in an effort to humiliate me

now we could’ve done the same, on a larger scale

and made it known to everyone

that after she birthed my cousin at 16

and immediately fled the country to avoid shame

to come to the states and get knocked up again

in order to get her citizenship

my motherless cousin was raised by my mom

who got her into the harvard of the ph

an education she promptly wasted

by throwing her life away to marry a chode

who’s current career was only afforded to him

with help from my parents

now, my parents are far too gracious

to count favors

unfortunately, for you, I’m not.

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my chemistry teacher used to say

smart but poor, is a dangerous combination

but even more dangerous, is smart and rich

add beauty to the mix

and you can quite literally take over the world.

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they say that when the devil becomes obvious

it’s not his strongest card, but his last

now I may be, overestimating some of you

but that’s simply because I’m naturally polite

but I genuinely refuse to believe

that you could possibly be this stupid.

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if someone is trying to pull you down

they’re already below you

seeing as I’m quite short

a little more below me, is the ground

which would make you, a worm.

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if you’ve ever desperately tried

to compare me to an ugly loser

with no star quality or charisma

or even talent for that matter

I’ll remember very well

that you feared me enough

to try and convince me that my value

was less than it really was

instead of having the game and confidence

to meet me head on.